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Open Thread for August 31

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 31, 2010
You know when you're vaguely creeped-out by something, but you can't stop laughing about it? Yeah, that's sort of what's happening to us right now, thanks to this photo submitted by beagle48644, who said: My sister likes to play with barbies.  And what makes... More  →
Open Thread for August 31

Better School Lock-in Activities

By Kathryn_WilliamsAugust 30, 2010
It seems if you've been to one school lock-in, you've been to them all: the eagle-eyed chaperones who are convinced this is the moment you've been waiting for to copulate; the kid who won't stop staring at you and licking his braces; the... More  →
Better School Lock-in Activities

QUIZINATOR: Too Legit To Quit aka The Long-Awaited Harry Potter Quiz FINALE

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 30, 2010
Chelsea Dagger and MC Hammer have a lot in common: they both have disturbingly fantastic taste in clothing (who doesn't love a good metallic pantaloon, are we right?), they've both been on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine (that is a blatant lie),... More  →
QUIZINATOR: Too Legit To Quit aka The Long-Awaited Harry Potter Quiz FINALE

Auntie SparkNotes: Creepy Stalker or Clueless Doink?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 30, 2010
Don't get us started on Dumb and Dumber, Auntie. Wait, actually, get us started. Mock...YEAH! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I sent you an email awhile back about a boy at my work who was obviously crushing on me, and I wanted to know how to turn him... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Creepy Stalker or Clueless Doink?

How to Write a Love Song

By Rachel KorowitzAugust 30, 2010
You really want to express your heart and soul to that special someone—but how do you do it? Texts are too informal. ("LULZ I TOTES LUV U SHAWN!!!!!111!!) Facebook is too public and impersonal. ("I have really strong feelings for Denise, like we're meant to... More  →
How to Write a Love Song

My Crush Is a Sims Character

By ContributorAugust 30, 2010
babydoll-tiff is a computer-generated Sparkler with neon green eyes and a knack for writing. She's set to appear in The Sims version 57. —Sparkitors The Sims is one of the most popular games of all time. Since I know many Sparklers play it, I... More  →
My Crush Is a Sims Character

How to Run For Class President and Actually Win

By Ashley SpencerAugust 30, 2010
You always thought your side-parted hair was a weakness. You assumed your failure to keep promises was something others didn’t like about you. In reality, these are the very qualities that make you the perfect choice for student council president. Here's all you need to... More  →
How to Run For Class President and Actually Win

Cute Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 30, 2010
This little fella, photographed by noisettepancake, is so cute that we just want to EAT HIM UP. But we mean that in a completely non-creepy way. Sort of. Maybe not, though. It's hard to say. Help us clarify our feelings by writing us... More  →
Cute Thing of the Week

Open Thread for August 30

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 30, 2010
Though we would NEVER condone the wasting of a perfectly good marshmallow, we gotta say, Dont_panic__42: if you don't wanna eat 'em, building small towers with 'em seems like a pretty good alternative. Have you considered a career in cereal architecture?... More  →
Open Thread for August 30

Open Thread for August 29

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 29, 2010
porque_esto_es_africa sent in this pic with the following caption: Alright, so the other day my dog tried to get the last treat out of the jar. Enough said. Uhhh, "enough said"? NOT QUITE. There seems to be one burning question left unanswered by your brief... More  →
Open Thread for August 29