It took Chelsea Dagger several days and 17 wheelbarrows full of ice, but she has finally recovered from the beating she received over posting an incorrect answer in last week's quiz. Now that her manifold bruises have healed, she's back in black and... More →
1) Yogurt: are you a liquid or a solid? Please make up your mind.2) That poor Trix Rabbit always gets screwed over, when all he wants—innocently enough—is to enjoy the very breakfast foods that exploit him in their advertisements.
3) It's Unpleasantly Slimy.
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Sparklers, you done good. We weren't sure if you could handle the sheer cuteness of last week's photographs, but clearly, our doubts were unfounded—you came up with hilarious captions for BOTH adorable pics! Let's see if you can outdo yourselves this week. This... More →
We hated our small town, too. Sparkler, hang in there for another year—it'll all get better in college! —SparkitorsDear Auntie Sparknotes,Basically, I'm stuck in my town for another year with people I can't stand. I do have a group of friends who I theoretically love... More →
It took us a second to realize that the Scrabble letters in this picture, sent by mrelizabethbennet, spell out "SPARKLIFE." But hey, we've said it before and we'll say it again: we ain't very quick on the uptake. But we are quick to... More →
This picture of Hawkie667's cat is so cute, it's criminal. The pic should be sent to jail for 1,000 life sentences on the grounds of murdering our hearts with adorableness.
And then there's this pic. Just stab us with a unicorn horn covered in... More →
potterlover19sent in this pic of her dog, Ally. We must know, Ally: where do you get your hair cut and colored? It's simply divine, especially around the ears!
Have a lovely Saturday, Sparklers. We'll be over here, copying Ally's look.... More →
libbykay, WE ARE SO ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH. When Arrested Development left the air, it took our will to live with it.— Sparkitors
Dear Television Networks,
I have just one question for you: why, why, WHY, were the following awesome shows axed way too early,... More →
Just because you’re a teenager doesn’t mean you don’t deserve privacy. But try explaining that to your overprotective mom. She needs to know what movie you’re going to, who you’re rolling with, what her parents do, where they live, if you plan on eating popcorn... More →