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5 Things Wrong with SparkLife

By ContributorSeptember 21, 2010
We love how you hate us, neomaxizoomdwbi! —Sparkitors Scary title, huh? Before everyone runs away to get torches and pitchforks, hear me out. SparkLife is the most amazing site on the internet. There’s no doubt in my mind about that. But it’s not entirely... More  →
5 Things Wrong with SparkLife

Auntie SparkNotes: The 411 on the HND

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 21, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler worried about losing her dignity. We misplaced our dignity on the shuttle to Times Square roughly 10 years ago, and we don't miss it. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie. My problem has to do with sex. Surprising, isn't it? I'm a really dominant and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The 411 on the HND

Open Thread for September 21

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 21, 2010
HOLD THE PRESSES. We've got yet ANOTHER unbelievably cuddly SparkLife mascot submission, this time from thecanofsoup. Here's what she had to say: This is a Pikachu, but not just any Pikachu.  This is Sparky!  The official (as voted by three sparklers) mascot for the... More  →
Open Thread for September 21

From The Diary of Will Schuester, The World's Greatest Teacher

By ContributorSeptember 20, 2010
Smokey778, your illustrations are pretty much the best thing we've ever, ever seen. WORD. —Sparkitors Since the second season of Glee doesn't start until Wednesday, many people have been getting their Glee fix by stalking their favorite characters via Twitter,... More  →
From The Diary of Will Schuester, The World's Greatest Teacher

Choose Your SparkNotes Flag: Round 1I

By Sarah PeregoySeptember 20, 2010
Happy Monday, Sparklers!! Guess what?? There's only one more day in the SparkLife Academy Flag-Off Round 1 edition. Can you believe it? We can't! And we won't! Anywhooz, congrats to yesterday's winner, prolife795! This flag is oozing with epicness. We don't know how you... More  →
Choose Your SparkNotes Flag: Round 1I

The New Definition of Geek

By ContributorSeptember 20, 2010
nycomic56, you not only redefined a word, you redefined our lives. (We're so profound on Mondays.)—Sparkitors During a very long, boring day, I found myself googling random words. One word I searched was “geek." I was astonished by the... More  →
The New Definition of Geek

The Perfect Playlist: Music Snob Edition

By ContributorSeptember 20, 2010
Thanks for introducing us to some new tunes, {Insert_Witty_Username_Here}!—Sparkitors Pretty much everyone knows me as “that girl who brought her iPod to the dance so she wouldn’t have to listen to Justin Bieber"—and that's... More  →
The Perfect Playlist: Music Snob Edition

Get Your Crush's Attention, Even if You Have No Classes Together

By Lauren PassellSeptember 20, 2010
This is what you've been waiting for—school's back in session, and you finally get to see your crush every day again. Shameless flirtation will commence in 3, 2, 1... wait a second! Who made this schedule!? Why are you eating lunch at 10:30 a.m.? Why... More  →
Get Your Crush's Attention, Even if You Have No Classes Together

Cute Thing Of The Week

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 20, 2010
We can't help but throw up all over everything when we look at this photo. That's how cute it is. Like, so cute that we just have to BARF. Does it get your gag reflex going as... More  →
Cute Thing Of The Week

Auntie SparkNotes: Well, This Is Depressing

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 20, 2010
It's easy to get sucked into other people's sad vats. Stay strong, Sparkler! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, So, I don't know how to begin this, but here it goes: my mom is depressed. Her birthday was a few days ago, and all she did was mope around... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Well, This Is Depressing