So your sister will finally, finally leave for college soon, and you’re counting down the days. Not only will the house be free of her stench, but there will be fewer lame chick flicks on the DVD racks, and her art supplies will finally be... More →
Chapter Twenty: CompromiseBetter Title: Bella the Beggar
Sex. See how I wrote that word? It's an easy word to type. Sex. There, I did it again. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. Heck, I can even do it with my eyes closed. Sdx. Well, you get the... More →
Sparkler oliveoil5047 can hold it ALL DAY?! We are amazed...and jealous. —SparkNotes editors
We've all had that "I've got to go" feeling at school. Some of us go right before we leave for school, and immediately when we get home, but let's face it,... More →
Visit any college campus or park when it’s warm outside and you will spot a guy drinking from a big ole jug of iced tea. If he’s not actually drinking from it, he will carry it around like an athlete with a trophy, or a... More →
Every child loves fairy tales. Since the days of Aesop, they have taught us lessons about human nature, like how patience is important and strangers are creepy.
But is this the only way to look at folk stories? Is the obvious moral also the only moral?... More →
Earlier this week we explored some scentsational possibilities for your favorite literary characters' fictional fragrances. So now we know how they'd smell. But, more importantly, what songs would they sing if we got them into a karaoke bar?
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My good friend A is having a hard time keeping up with her homework due to family issues. And frankly, so am I. But the difference is that A's father gave her an extension on her assignments. So, I was, I admit, complaining about... More →
It's here, Sparklers: the final installment of our guide to a fantabulous homebound spring break. (Why has it taken us two weeks to publish one week's worth of tips? Because that's how we roll. Don't be fresh.)
By this time, you've heard all our advice on... More →
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Since the dawn of civilization, boys and girls across the world have been breaking up with their boyfriends/girlfriends. Most breakups end in tears, massive... More →