DUDES, THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE LONGEST POST IN THE HISTORY OF PHI BETA DAGGER. And if it is (I'm far too busy practicing my non-verbal Patronus charm to do the actual calculations), it means that I owe you guys something big. A... More →
One great thing about being an adult: you don't have to see your enemies every single day. It gets better, Sparkler! —SparkitorsDear Auntie Sparknotes,I have a group of friends who have been acting more like frenemies to EVERYBODY. It started this year when a new... More →
Glee continues its two-week run of totally working for me, despite barely advancing the plot and also not allowing the camera to linger long enough on Kurt’s Blaine shrine, which is my new favorite character. It was no “Duets,” but it managed to... More →
If corporate and celebrity scandals have taught us anything, it’s that apologizing is less a matter of fact than a matter of art. A simple “I’m sorry” won’t cut it these days. If you want to apologize, you’ll need to plan ahead, spend a... More →
Normally when a video receives a score as low as 5.20 (which is what last week's clip averaged), Chelsea Dagger spends 3 days in mourning, cursing the inventor of the internet and eating nothing but her own tears. But this time around,... More →
Apparently, lia.lovegood has never been to the zoo. Sure, this drawing is adorable, but check out the caption that came with it:
I was sitting at home bored one day, and I decided to draw a penguin on "paint". I've never really used paint... More →
jedimastermegan describes this post as “a really really unnecessarily in-depth look at this film’s suck-factor." Hey, if that doesn't intrigue you, then nothing will. —Sparkitors
You know when you walk into a movie theater, full of glorious expectations, and you select a seat in... More →
Thanks for this funny and touching post, TheEpicNinjaOfEpicness! Mr. Leifert sounds like an incredible teacher. —Sparkitors
After reading the posts by flyergirl13 and PhantomPhan93, I knew that my English teacher, Mr. Leifert, deserved a mention... More →
The time has finally come for us to announce the WINNER OF THE SPARKNOTES ACADEMY FLAG CONTEST!
The winner will...
be crowned Sparkler of the Universe.
be treated to a milkshake by the Sparkitors if she ever finds herself in New York.
have her design featured on... More →