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Auntie SparkNotes: Brainy and Bashful

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 13, 2010
We can totally relate to this Sparkler's problem. We're supergeniuses at eating cake, and it makes our friends jealous and confused. What can we say, we're like the Rain Man of frosting. —Sparkitors Auntie, I have a problem that most people probably wish they had. I'm really... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Brainy and Bashful

The Friday Awards

By Emily WinterAugust 13, 2010
Can you heeeeeaaar me, Sparklers? I'm not sure I get good reception here—this gorgeous, small-ish US city pictured on the right. Should I paint myself in gold and st... More  →
The Friday Awards

Covert Ops: Communicating With Your Friends During Class

By Rachel KorowitzAugust 13, 2010
It's almost like your teacher has the eyes of a hawk. No matter what you do, she intercepts every note, hears every whisper—and forget about texting. She can sense thumb movements with her hair. So how can you communicate with your bestie when Mrs. What-is-that-you're-typing-on-your-phone-hand-it-over-right-now... More  →
Covert Ops: Communicating With Your Friends During Class

My Crush Is a Fútbol Player

By ContributorAugust 13, 2010
For some reason, this ed and her sister used to call male soccer players "soccer boppers." For that reason, it's been hard to find them attractive, but spreehee93 may have the cure here. —Sparkitors Every four years, hundreds of sexy, sweaty men... More  →
My Crush Is a Fútbol Player

Open Thread for August 13

By Emily WinterAugust 13, 2010
Eh, fellow Sparkitors? Can you help my out with a picture? :/ Or this could go pictureless. Naked threads. Edgy. Sexy. A little self-conscious. HOT. I'm into it. ... More  →

Facebook Pet Peeves

By ContributorAugust 12, 2010
ilovemarcandre29, we totes agree with you on all of theseeeee. Be our BFF?! XOXO, we're off to go make nachos!—Sparkitors Ah, Facebook... what would the modern teenager do without it? It helps us procrastinate on homework, talk to our... More  →
Facebook Pet Peeves

The Advantages of Being a Deaf Teenager

By ContributorAugust 12, 2010
Chocoluvschips, we LOVE your sense of humor!—Sparkitors When you're deaf, most people automatically assume that you're at a great disadvantage. Well, guess what? They're wrong. Being deaf is far from the end of the world, and it can actually... More  →
The Advantages of Being a Deaf Teenager

What Does Your Mode of Transportation Say About You?

By Ashley SpencerAugust 12, 2010
When famous people show up at award shows and red carpet events, they arrive in style. Whether they “get it on” in their limo a la Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton back in the day (ewwwwwww) or arrive on a boat like P Diddy,... More  →
What Does Your Mode of Transportation Say About You?

Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 9

By ContributorAugust 12, 2010
Coffinmaker is blogging Wuthering Heights. Zing! —Sparkitors I have a question for everyone reading this: if you could read a book narrated by anybody in the world, real or imagined, who would you pick? For me it would probably be any of the More  →
Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 9

What's Your Back-to-School Crisis?

By Jon_SkindzierAugust 12, 2010
The first day of school is brutal. Wide-eyed freshmen blunder around the halls in abject terror. Everyone's locker either won't open or won't lock. The only person enthusiastic about being back is the AP Bio teacher, who spent his summer desperately giving Fs to everything... More  →
What's Your Back-to-School Crisis?