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Never Been Kissed Michigan: You're About To Squee So Hard

By ContributorApril 21, 2011
We are SO living vicariously through thenameselodie.—Sparkitors This just in—prom is in three weeks! AP tests are in 11 days! I have a little over a month left in my high school career! When the hell did this happen? Were any... More  →
Never Been Kissed Michigan: You're About To Squee So Hard

Eight Reasons Why England Is Totally Spiffing!

By ContributorApril 21, 2011
We think "Accents" should have been your number 1 reason, Yelephantic!—Sparkitors England! It rocks! Here's why: 1. Afternoon Tea. Yes, we stop whatever we're doing at 4 PM in order to bust out our dainty white gloves,... More  →
Eight Reasons Why England Is Totally Spiffing!

Open Thread for April 20

By Chelsea DaggerApril 21, 2011
'olwhatshername not only sent us an awesome post yesterday, she also drew the pic for today's OT! Thank you, Auntie SparkNotes, for introducing us all to the nightmarish, ever-so-hilarious concept of "erotic mimes."... More  →
Open Thread for April 20

Introducing Your New Favorite Tweeter

By ContributorApril 20, 2011
Does anyone else grin and giggle like a lunatic all the way through Lunar Circus's posts? —Sparkitors Guess what. Last week was pretty much the most craptastic crap storm ever to ravage my cul de sac. There was no literal storm, mind you, but... More  →
Introducing Your New Favorite Tweeter

The Drama of Choosing a Dorm Room

By ContributorApril 20, 2011
It’s about time for room draw on campuses everywhere—that magical time of year when college students express a preference for where they'd like to live next year, and are then assigned a room. This, naturally, has caused campus-wide hysteria. I mean, it’s not like we've... More  →
The Drama of Choosing a Dorm Room

How To Stop Being a Jealous S.O.

By Rachel KorowitzApril 20, 2011
Your pooky-poo is the awesomest, the bestest, the incredtasticestestestest. He's so great, in fact, that it kind of bugs you when he remembers there are other people out there—specifically, other people of the attractive female variety. We know hearing your S.O.  say another girl's name... More  →
How To Stop Being a Jealous S.O.

Save the World, Ride a Bike

By Ashley SpencerApril 20, 2011
If you think about it, cars kind of fart all over the earth. That’s gross, right? Consider how much damage this does to Mother Nature—and your bank account. Yes, those farts are costly! Even if you have a license, you can barely afford gas with... More  →
Save the World, Ride a Bike

Where Should I Study Abroad?

By ContributorApril 20, 2011
Ever since I was a wee little lass running around in my Gymboree jumpers, I’ve dreamed of one day studying abroad. Perhaps it was the trips to EPCOT every summer, or maybe hearing my mom’s stories of her study abroad experiences in London. Either way,... More  →
Where Should I Study Abroad?

Auntie SparkNotes: College Envy

By kat_rosenfieldApril 20, 2011
Dearest Auntie SparkNotes, This might make me sound like a horrible person, but I'm not! Okay. So. I have three best friends. We are all smart kids, we get really good grades. We're seniors in high school and we've been applying to colleges. Here's my... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: College Envy

Vocab Word of the Day!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 20, 2011
EPIC VOCAB SHOUT-OUTS from yesterday's post go to: crimsonandclover23: Why is it that when I try to make an innocuous remark, it ironically ends up being so offensive that the whole world blows up in an... More  →
Vocab Word of the Day!