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The Invisible Man Rap!

By ContributorJanuary 28, 2011
greenflamingo001 wrote a rap about Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison. Enjoy! —Sparkitors yo yo yo I'm an invisible man, and I'm okay with that. I look like someone different when I'm wearin' a hat. I've had some hard times but i think they're o-ver. You wanna hear... More  →
The Invisible Man Rap!

Impossible-To-Wrap Presents

By ContributorJanuary 28, 2011
If you invite Kiwiatheart to your party, you better not expect a live monkey as a gift.—Sparkitors It's a brand new year, which means you have 365 days worth of birthdays and holidays to shop for—and... More  →
Impossible-To-Wrap Presents

Television Crystal Ball: Future MTV Hits

By Lauren PassellJanuary 28, 2011
MTV has been churning out genius entertainment for your television-watching pleasure since 1981. That's longer than you've been breathing. Go ahead—make fun of Jersey Shore or Teen Mom. You know you like it. Most of the shows are so bad they go way past bad... More  →
Television Crystal Ball: Future MTV Hits

Never Been Kissed Ontario: A Place for a Funny Nerd Girl

By ContributorJanuary 28, 2011
Sara, we're so proud of you! Good luck! —Sparkitors We gather here, among the fishes, to mourn the death of beloved crush Aquaman. Ye did he read Shakespeare most beautifully, own a signed copy of the Deathly Hallows and make cute nick names including,... More  →
Never Been Kissed Ontario: A Place for a Funny Nerd Girl

10 Ways to Guarantee You Won't Have a Valentine

By Rachel KorowitzJanuary 28, 2011
Maybe you've got a really awkward suitor, or your pet iguana has a bad cough, or you're flat-out not feeling it the romance vibe year. For whatever reason, you just don't want a valentine. Unfortunately, not everyone takes the hint. Friend Who Loves Valentine's... More  →
10 Ways to Guarantee You Won't Have a Valentine

The Answer To Your Academic Stress? The Little Mermaid.

By ContributorJanuary 28, 2011
emerald_Evi should probably just drop out of high school and write screenplays for Disney.—Sparkitors At this point in the school year, your teachers have shed their facades of helpfulness and minimal homework.  Now, they smile at you condescendingly and... More  →
The Answer To Your Academic Stress? The Little Mermaid.

Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Okay, Okay, WE'RE SORRY FOR ASKING.

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 28, 2011
We didn't realize just how impossible last week's question was until waterbottle95 challenged US to answer it—and we endeavored to do so for approximately 34 seconds, after which we collapsed  into... More  →
Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Okay, Okay, WE'RE SORRY FOR ASKING.

Open Thread for January 28

By EmmaJanuary 28, 2011
squeegethesquid has happy feet. And we're pretty sure her left foot is flirting with us. ;-)... More  →
Open Thread for January 28

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 32

By Dan_BergsteinJanuary 27, 2011
Chapter Thirty-Two: Company Better Title: It's OK to Kill People You Don't Know I need to vent. I need to let this out. Once it's done, I will put Breaking Dawn down and walk away from the world of vampires for a week. I may drink a... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 32

New Splash-Ups (SparkLife + Mash-ups)

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 27, 2011
You've probably realized that your Sparkitors and Sploggers are big fans of the portmanteau (that's Fancy Speak for word mash-ups). Around SparkLife HQ, creating new words is kind of a sport (sportmanteau). Our only other exercise during the winter consists of... More  →
New Splash-Ups (SparkLife + Mash-ups)