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5 Reasons Long Nails Rock (a Rebuttal)

By ContributorFebruary 2, 2011
ZOMBitsME disagrees with Angikk on pretty much everything to do with fingernails. Rarrr. —Sparkitors As a Sparkler who has had long nails since I was three, I was slightly insulted and extremely surprised by Anggik's recent... More  →
5 Reasons Long Nails Rock (a Rebuttal)

The Daily Trials of an English Major: The Hardest Assignment Ever

By ContributorFebruary 2, 2011
Courtney Guth, our favorite English major (besides ourselves), has a fiendish journalism teacher. Read about the assignment he gave her, and weep! —Sparkitors Hyperboles are the best thing ever, and I just had the most difficult assignment ever (hence the title—oh how clever!) No, it wasn’t... More  →
The Daily Trials of an English Major: The Hardest Assignment Ever

Sierra's Prom Diet: Setting Goals

By ContributorFebruary 2, 2011
district12lives, aka Sierra, is doing a very hard, and very brave thing, and blogging about it for SparkLife! —Sparkitors I never thought I'd be tormented by a box of cereal. Here I am, just home from school, and that beautiful box of Cinnamon... More  →
Sierra's Prom Diet: Setting Goals

Lesser-Known Creatures Who Bring You Things

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 2, 2011
When it comes to everyday magical entities, we mostly know the major ones: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and, of course, David Blaine. But that's not all there is! NOOOO. In fact, there are thousands of magical creatures you may well encounter... More  →
Lesser-Known Creatures Who Bring You Things

Perfect Pet Names For Your SO

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 2, 2011
So you and your stud muffin of the moment have finally reached that wondrous, disgusting point in your relationship when you bestow sweet little nicknames upon each other—you know, the kind of nicknames that bring giant, sappy grins to your mushy-gushy faces, and cause everyone... More  →
Perfect Pet Names For Your SO

How to Make Sure Your Face is All Over Your Yearbook

By Melissa AlbertFebruary 2, 2011
You can't always get what you want, unless what you want is utter yearbook dominance. Making certain that your bright, shiny mug is on nighevery page of your next yearbook takes careful planning, but it'll be worth it when you're showing your grandkids photographic evidence... More  →
How to Make Sure Your Face is All Over Your Yearbook

A Day in the Life of a Pole Vaulter

By ContributorFebruary 2, 2011
Pole_Vaulter423, we don't know what we like better: your chutzpah or your adorable nickname. –Sparkitors Considering the fact that even I didn’t know much about the sport of pole vaulting until I actually became a pole vaulter, I doubt many Sparklers can imagine what... More  →
A Day in the Life of a Pole Vaulter

Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 2, 2011
Many of you have pointed out that the character Chelsea Dagger referred to last week as the "super-ugly, permanently unshowered dude who appeared in The Two Towers for about 15 horrifying seconds" is in fact named WormTONGUE, not WormTAIL. To which... More  →
Phi Beta Dagger

Hilarious Quotes By Teachers—Round 6!

By ContributorFebruary 2, 2011
xlindsaywasherex has got a teacher that kills possums. No, really.—Sparkitors I've read the other Hilarious Quote posts, and I definitely think my American History teacher should be mentioned. The man has said some of the funniest things... More  →
Hilarious Quotes By Teachers—Round 6!

Really Bad Valentines

By Lucy HutchinsonFebruary 2, 2011
It's pretty exciting when you have someone to share Valentine's Day with, and it's natural to want to give them something special and personalized and totally, totally UNIQUE and AMAZING just like HIM and/or HER, not just generic roses and chocolates. But creativity can sometimes... More  →
Really Bad Valentines