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Open Thread for September 25

By SparkLifeSeptember 25, 2011
dac213 says, "I was going to ask Dan to draw a picture of the meeting he described between Sauron, Emperor Palpatine, and Voldemort, but then I decided to draw it myself." dac, you're an MS Paint whiz!... More  →
Open Thread for September 25

Open Thread for September 24

By SparkLifeSeptember 24, 2011
Stupid_Nickel writes: "remember that post i did a while back?  the "day in the life of a hospital patient" one? where i had 2 hot nurses and had to pee every 10 seconds? well this is an x-ray of my mouth that i... More  →
Open Thread for September 24

Auntie SparkNotes: Sister Mary Know-It-All

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 23, 2011
Dear Auntie, So here is my problem - my sister hates me. What's that you say? Too vague? Let me expand on that. I am 14 and my older sister is 20. I feel like now that I am a teenager and have started developing opinions and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Sister Mary Know-It-All

More SparkLife Academy Classes: Elvish, Exercise, and Shoes

By Kathryn_WilliamsSeptember 23, 2011
You may be distressed that SAND 101 and SARC 352 have already filled up for the quintmester (we have five periods here at SparkLife Academy, to coincide with the atomic number of boron, Principal Megan Prietzel's favorite element and insult). But... More  →
More SparkLife Academy Classes: Elvish, Exercise, and Shoes

Blogging Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Part 5

By Dan_BergsteinSeptember 23, 2011
Chapter Thirteen: Mad-Eye Moody Better Title: Not Really Mad-Eye Moody This is difficult. I'm not sure what to do here. On one hand, Mad-Eye Moody is a fantastic character with a deep, mysterious past. He is everything I love about the Harry Potter books. On the other... More  →
Blogging Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Part 5

Dirt Poor Robins-It Doesn't Get More Hipster Than This

By Jennifer GrudzieckiSeptember 23, 2011
Today, SunBrightSparrow is helping you discover what could possibly be the most obscure band in the world (besides that one in your garage). Now when they make it big, you can say you liked them back when they weren't tainted by fame. Also,... More  →
Dirt Poor Robins-It Doesn't Get More Hipster Than This

Psychotic Eggs!

By Jennifer GrudzieckiSeptember 23, 2011
I have nothing to say about this video but Wow. Never again will I drink Red Bull and watch YouTube videos. Shine's video has definitely scared me away from that. Do you have a favorite YouTube video? Send it in to contribute@sparknotes.com!... More  →
Psychotic Eggs!

Embrace the Awkward at SparkLife Academy

By ContributorSeptember 23, 2011
crimsonandclover23 doesn't want you to fear your awkwardness—she wants you to give it a giant, rib-crushing bear hug.—Sparkitors Hello, class! Welcome to Awkward Situations 101 here at the illustrious SparkLife Academy. I, crimsonandclover23, am your teacher, but you may call... More  →
Embrace the Awkward at SparkLife Academy

Help This Sparkler Edit Her FSU Application Essay!

By ContributorSeptember 23, 2011
theycallmefallon asked us in all caps if we'd post this, and of course we couldn't resist. Leave your comments and suggestions below for this college application essay! —Sparkitors As a child, your brain is like a sponge, soaking up every drop of... More  →
Help This Sparkler Edit Her FSU Application Essay!

Music Appreciation Class with Your Favorite Mankler!

By ContributorSeptember 23, 2011
Today is Metalhead865's 17th birthday—Happy Birthday to one of the coolest Manklers we know!—Sparkitors Morning, class! Welcome to Music Appreciation with me, Metalhead865. Push that button on the side of your desks to activate the holographic textbook, would you? (Yes, we do have... More  →
Music Appreciation Class with Your Favorite Mankler!