Our only complaint about life (except the fact that more stuff is not made of cheese) is that it doesn't have a built-in soundtrack. So we had to make our own. File the Confidence Pants Playlist away on your iPod to listen to...
a) during your... More →
What if Gary couldn't take the pressure of being on a diet, and went on a binge? What if he failed his chemistry test, and was stress eating? What if the love of Gary's life just broke his heart?
WE DON'T CARE.
We hate Gary.... More →
Auntie, we have a problem.I'm sure we all have those issues with girls of the promiscuous type who steal all the man meat and leave those of us with values and personalities with the unattractive and undesirable ones, but what do we do when one... More →
Sparkler anna spins a fairy tale about her not-so-perfect prince!—Sparkitors
A long time ago in a land called Utopiawesomsauceland (aka a couple months ago in a land I like to call High School), a stunning young maiden bought a roll... More →
This story was sent in by one brave Anonymous Sparkler, who had the guts to ignore peer pressure! —Sparklers
I'm confident when I'm at the board solving complex super-genius equations. I was confident when I marched up to the principal and demanded he give... More →
Once in a while, when you take a big risk, things don’t turn out exactly as you had hoped. You put on your confidence pants, but you didn't get the lead role in the spring musical, make the softball team, get into your top choice... More →
Wait, brainysloth, you kiss your friends for revenge? What do you do if you like them?! —Sparkitors
One night, my best guy friend and I were hanging out at my house. As he was leaving I jokingly said, "Do you want a kiss goodnight?"... More →
If you still haven’t seen Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, go watch it now. We’re about to get into spoiler territory (that’s why I’m wearing the knee-high boots) and you don’t want the plot of this musical ruined.
I won’t ask if you enjoyed the... More →
We're glad that karate_ninja13's confidence pants fit so well! —Sparkitors
I am one of the most painfully shy, inwardly focused people I know. I would much rather be a loner than converse with other people. I don't like doing things... More →
We love strangenilikeit's hilarious confidence pants story! Can we make a play out of this?! —Sparkitors
This is a story about confidence. It does not, however, involve pants. It involves a ball gown. A slutty ball gown. And it involves... More →