EmilyP summons up an amazing amount of enthusiasm for a job that frequently involves poop. –Sparkitors
Though I'll tell anyone who cares to listen that babysitting is the best job EVER, that doesn't mean it's without its downside. In the interest of helping all... More →
AnOctpusDream drew us this giant squid monster. I mean, it's technically just a giant squid, but isn't every giant squid a monster?
Anyway, this Sparkitor would pay actual human dollars to have this piece of art in her room.... More →
After reading my article, Dan's Advice for Aspiring Writers, you should be well on your way to becoming a writer. What type of life can you look forward to? Here’s a peek into my average day. 10:00 a.m.
Wake up. The nice thing about... More →
Scared you'll poke your eye out with that liner pencil? Kathryn is here to show you how to line your eyes without killing yourself! —Sparkitors
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Like the witches in Macbeth, we three Sparkitors put our lumpy, greasy heads together... and came up with this list of our all-time favorite Dan Bergstein posts! If you haven't read them all, we predict something very bad will happen to you.
In no particular order... More →
Why was Justin Bieber: Never Say Never selected for this month’s SparkNotes Movie Club? Because Netflix was all out of The Godfather and Gone with the Wind. Some may laugh at the idea of examining a documentary/concert film about the pop sensation known... More →
I went back to Staten Island this week, and a handful of thrift stores and hours of shopping later, I realized I may have found my favorite vintage store in the most underappreciated borough of New York City.
I picked up a few... More →
Dear Auntie, Please ignore the Bad Person Sirens ringing in my ears. Well, I was struggling in one class this pass school year. I found out my teacher had a son had from a different school and saw him in her office at the end... More →
Let me paint you a little picture: it’s a late summer’s night, and I’m a hot mess. In fact, I’m teetering somewhere between "okay, it's cool, I can finish this essay on time" and "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, THIS ESSAY IS GNAWING AWAY AT MY... More →