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How to Turn Your Life into a Novel

By Jennifer GrudzieckiMarch 18, 2011
C'mon, admit it. Your life would be way cooler if you were Harry Potter, Katniss, Lizzy Bennet, or even that Milo kid from the Phantom Tollbooth. Sure, some not-so-fun stuff happened to them (Harry and Katniss almost died, Lizzy had to deal with her mother,... More  →
How to Turn Your Life into a Novel

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 39 (The End!)

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 18, 2011
Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Happily Ever After Better Title: Can I Be Done Now? And lo, the horror of night is broken as morning's sun silently rescues the world from the dark. I made it through the end. I did it. And I could not have done it... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 39 (The End!)

Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Evasive Maneuvers Are The Best Maneuvers

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 18, 2011
Great googily moogily: it appears you sly foxes are positively ACES at extracting yourself from bad dates! Chelsea Dagger really could have used these strategies last week, when she went on a date with a fellow who A: didn't believe that Harry Potter really existed... More  →
Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Evasive Maneuvers Are The Best Maneuvers

My Advice for Justin Bieber

By ContributorMarch 18, 2011
sparkles9513 wants to help Justin Bieber with his image, then maybe just touch his hair for a little while. –Sparkitors Justin Bieber. Two words that, if screamed loud enough while pointing in a random direction, will cause girls everywhere to either 1) Scream, 2)... More  →
My Advice for Justin Bieber

Playlist of the Day

By Jennifer GrudzieckiMarch 18, 2011
Congratulations, Sparklers! You've officially made an A+ in this course on music experience (designed for you by CaptainAbbey). Just one final step: listen to today's playlist of the Raconteurs! "Top Yourself" "Five On The Five" "Consoler Of The Lonely" "Many Shades... More  →
Playlist of the Day

How to Make Your Skin Amazing In Time for Prom

By Kathryn_WilliamsMarch 18, 2011
Have you ever had that nightmare where you walk into prom, look down, and panic as you realize—your epidermis is showing! Your weird cousin’s dirty jokes aside, your skin is your largest organ. It comprises about 16% of your body weight (gross). So if it’s not looking More  →
Slideshow: How to Make Your Skin Amazing In Time for Prom

Intern's Pick of the Day

By Jennifer GrudzieckiMarch 18, 2011
I love Bruno Mars as much as the next Glee-watching teenage girl, but I couldn't resist this parody of "Gernade." The lyrics are just so ... More  →
Intern's Pick of the Day

Open Thread for March 18

By Emily WinterMarch 18, 2011
An origami velociraptor?!?!??!?! Too awesome. Brain exploding. Brain goo bubbling on papery skin of velociraptor. Velociraptor doesn't seem to mind. Says he'll hop in the shower once Mandy the T Rex finishes shaving her bikini line. We wish we could give cred to the Sparkler who... More  →
Open Thread for March 18

NBK in Alberta: To Priest or Not to Priest

By ContributorMarch 17, 2011
This week, Lunar's got priests, Super Smash Brothers, and thoughts on Adam Lambert. Enjoy! —Sparkitors If there was an award for the laziest SparkLife writer ever, I would be too lazy to accept it. Srsly. Emma (my Sparkitor) said I could take a vacation... More  →
NBK in Alberta: To Priest or Not to Priest

The Gunk on Your Face, Part Hotness (AKA The Prom Makeups, More Questions Answered)

By Emily WinterMarch 17, 2011
You gentlemanly fellas keep thinking up epic makeup questions in response to this tutorial and follow-up, including stumpers like, "How do I do my makeups if I don't have a face?" and "How do you... More  →
The Gunk on Your Face, Part Hotness (AKA The Prom Makeups, More Questions Answered)