kimmie1323 sent us this picture of turtles suntanning in Canada. Whatever, turtles. Who needs sunshine? Who needs beautiful blue water? Who needs the feeling of freedom that comes with having seemingly endless summer days ahead??? NO ONE, that's who.
We're not bitter. We just... More →
Dorm housing is the first opportunity most kids get to live any darn way they please, rather than the way their parents have always demanded. This often leads to slovenly mayhem. If you always hated taking out the garbage, you suddenly realize that... More →
I'm dating this guy. And he is amazing. Like super-surprises-me-on-my- birthday-to-go-rock climbing-amazing. We've been dating for about 2 months now, and things are going great with him. Unfortunately, he's not the problem. It's his best friend.His best friend (whom we... More →
Take my advice: all of you should drop out of high school and become staff writers for Saturday Night Live, because butts, you are HI-larious. (Unrelated note: please do not actually drop out of high school. Such an action would have grim consequences, grimmer even... More →
Jessica has done the impossible: she's made studying for a math test FUN.—Sparkitors
In honor of the Math Party I’m going to tonight, I’ve decided to write up a list of the pros and cons of throwing your own mathematical shindig—even though "Everyone at... More →
Q: Do you ever start losing steam during the school year? When?A: I know the EXACT MONTHS when I feel completely and totally deflated. I always swear I could sleep for a week and still not feel fully recovered. It happens every school year in... More →
Sunshine_AZ is about to make you squee like you've never squeed before.(What's the proper spelling on "sqeed"? Anybody?)—Sparkitors NOTE:At the end of her last post, Sunshine had just accidentally rammed her head into Stupid's face. To catch up... More →
Metalhead865 takes a break from music posts and updates you on his SOCIAL life, which includes wizard jokes, slap attacks, and a potential ladyfriend.—Sparkitors
School has once again begun. We're three weeks in. And I'm still NBK.
People, I'm a JUNIOR. This feels somewhat embarrassing.... More →
By the time you complete annie9075's academic excellence plan, you may also be a superhero. You're welcome. –Sparkitors
For those of you who are currently struggling to make it to the top of your class, here are a few surefire techniques to bridge the... More →
This is a picture of Rosie, my parents' adorable dog, who is very possibly the best dog in the world. Her hobbies include rolling around in rabbit pee, getting tummy rubs, and solving quadratic equations. I MISS YOU, ROSIE!... More →