We're so happy about the violence! Erm, we mean, because CoffinMaker really wanted some. —SparkitorsChapter XI
There's MAN VIOLENCE in this chapter! And Man Threats! And Man Guns and Man Shovels and Man Houses and other Manly things for men of manliness!
Nelly is getting... More →
Dont_panic__42 tricked us groggyhead editors on this autumn-y Friday morning! *stomps feet and swigs coffee*
LOOK!!! I took a picture of my shadow!!! Just kidding! but I did really climb to the top of this to get this picture. and it was... More →
Underwear (or "underclothes," for you readers coming to us from mid-19th-century England) were named thusly for one reason: they are supposed to be worn under your clothes. (We're talking to you, Gaga.) But on occasion, like that time in gym class when Christy Marino pointed... More →
We like that headintheclouds007 isn't afraid to admit that she's bored. Or that The Siuation gives good advice. —Sparkitors
For me and many others, summer is also synonymous with ENDLESS BOREDOM. I mean, not every day is all ponies and sunshine, right? Well, actually... More →
Don't worry, mrelizabethbennet —you'll be Prez of the World soon enough!—Sparkitors
Sure, it's just another Day in the Life post—but with Harry Potter references and Islamist class throw in! Here's how my average... More →
“One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.”
If you’ve been following my Twitter and Facebook ramblings, you know that during the past few weeks I have revisited The Lord of... More →
Back in the mists of time (or, uh, last year), we went on a mind-boggling journey into the world of high school mascots. What we discovered was shocking! mostly just silly, but it has since become obvious that our discoveries were... More →
Dang, ellielikespie, we totally thought the answer to your first question was going to be "Chelsea Dagger." Oh well. There's always next time.—Sparkitors
What do you get when you cross time-worn clichés, a fairy princess, and a curling iron?
Taylor Swift, of course!
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We've been looking for a good excuse to use our Unnecessary Idiocy file. Thanks, Auntie!—Sparkitors Hi Auntie,
I have the most wonderful boyfriend ever. He's an absolutely amazing person with a wonderful personality... very caring, extremely supportive, always respectful of me, smart, funny, dedicated, extremely hard-working...... More →
Nomsicles, on ice!
We realize that makes no sense, but it's so fun to say.
gravity no longer applies has this to say about her pic...
IT'S A HOUSE! MADE OF CAKE!!!! CAKE I TELL YOU!!!!
Unfortunately i was unable to find any little cake people inside... More →