We would totally befriend monsoon0203 if we were still in high school—partly because she's hilarious, and partly because she'd protect us from scary bunches of meatheads in the hallway. —SparkNotes editors
The bell just rang. You jump out of your seat and rush to... More →
We can't actually tell if LightHitter94 is a guy or a girl by this post. Sure it's totally normal for a guy to love these characters, but we also see the potential for a monster Girl Crush. In either case, thanks for sharing,... More →
There's a knock at the door. It's a guy holding a giant cardboard check.
"Congratulations!" he says. "You've won $5 million from the Tri-State Clearing House Sweepstakes! There's only one catch: You have to invest it in a new business."
Argh. So much for that heated Olympic-sized... More →
Hey Creepy Beard Guy,
We’ve noticed you staring awkwardly at us during fourth period and we just want to say—STOP. And also—YOUR FULL-ON BEARD + MUSTACHE IS AWESOME.
We know puberty can be the pits, but we celebrate your urge to buck the trend and let the... More →
St. Patrick's Day is coming up, and to celebrate, we're creating the first Sparkler post/Sparkler pic combo EVER. This awesome blog post was written by xXx_lola_xXx, and the photo is of Thornessa's clover collection (she keeps clovers with four or more... More →
Have you ever wondered what your favorite old movies would be like if they were re-cast with today’s stars? Of course you haven’t. But maybe you should spend less time on that AP Language essay and more time pondering this question. Here’s your opportunity to... More →
Dear Auntie Sparknotes,
I go to an all girl’s school and my classmates and I are really close friends, but there’s been a problem with this one girl (let’s call her Sarah). Since forever, when someone tried to approach her or make conversation, she would give... More →
This week in Cute Thing news: Did you know eating rabbits is trendy? We've been reading a lot about rabbit-gobbling, and we'd like to say something about it. THIS:
Sparkler kaira78 sent us that video, and we think it represents our stance... More →
Principals are like the Sasquatches of high school: They're mysterious, intimidating, and over seven feet tall (okay, maybe your principal isn't seven feet tall). But the truth is that most principals fit a specific type. And just like they've done with zombies, More →