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Ask a Teacher: Do You Gossip About Students?

By Mr. JonesAugust 18, 2011
Welcome to Ask a Teacher! In this new series, a group of hilarious educators will tell you the TRUTH about what goes on in the teachers' lounge. First up, meet Mr. Jones!—Sparkitors Q: Do you gossip about students with the other teachers? A: Absolutely. I wish I could... More  →
Ask a Teacher: Do You Gossip About Students?

Open Thread for August 18

By SparkLifeAugust 18, 2011
I'm mesmerized by this stock photo of a pencil ball. That is all. ... More  →
Open Thread for August 18

Dan Bergstein Saved My Life

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 17, 2011
You know he's funny. You know he's fabulous. You know he's got a semi-inappropriate fixation on the biological workings of Edward Cullen's vampire peni— er, well, the point is, you know practically ALL THE THINGS about Dan Bergstein. But what you didn't know is that... More  →
Dan Bergstein Saved My Life

Ashley's Fitness Exam Results

By Ashley SpencerAugust 17, 2011
Last year, I had a Polar Body Age assessment (that picture to the right was taken around the same time). This is a test that that measures your fitness levels, like your body’s age, weight, composition, blood pressure and Cardiovascular Max VO2 (this is really... More  →
Ashley's Fitness Exam Results

Auntie SparkNotes: Ladies Can Do Stuff Now

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 17, 2011
Dear Auntie, I have this friend who is, well, a tad bit sexist. He'll constantly call girls sluts or whores for tiny things like wearing short shorts or for being messy eaters (WTF?). He'll talk about how girls are skanks nowadays because they hook up with... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Ladies Can Do Stuff Now

Dan's High School Fashion

By Dan_BergsteinAugust 17, 2011
In high school, I was very fashion forward. I learned early in life never to fear fashion, but to embrace it as a symbol of my character. Here is but a glimpse of my younger high school/college days and the clothes that I rocked. In this first photo, notice how the short-sle More  →
Dan's High School Style

From the Department of Werewolf Awareness to Mr. Bergstein: Where Our Tail Goes When We Transform

By ContributorAugust 17, 2011
jolieg15, just LOL. —Sparkitors Dear Mr. Bergstein, As longtime readers of your columns, we must say that we are so thrilled with the attention you are giving our kind. You see, we are werewolves, and it has come to our attention that many of... More  →
From the Department of Werewolf Awareness to Mr. Bergstein: Where Our Tail Goes When We Transform

Political Songs to Whip You into a Rebellious, Socially-Conscious Frenzy (Somebody Will Wind Up Offended)

By ContributorAugust 17, 2011
{Insert_Witty_Username_Here} is ready to rock 'n roll, political-style.—Sparkitors Guess what! It’s summer, which means I have waaay too much time on my hands! And the best thing to listen to during the summer is, and always will be, angry/inspiring rebellious music that may or... More  →
Political Songs to Whip You into a Rebellious, Socially-Conscious Frenzy (Somebody Will Wind Up Offended)

Blogging Torchwood : Episode 1

By Lucy HutchinsonAugust 17, 2011
Lucy, our Aussie Splogger, is blogging Torchwood in her adorable accent! —Sparkitors That's right, Sparklers, we are GOING THERE. We are Blogging Torchwood, because here at SparkLife we're just not happy unless we're quietly mocking everything whilst weeping bitter tears into our folder of failed screenplays. Seriously... More  →
Blogging Torchwood : Episode 1

8 Words that Belong in the Dictionary

By ContributorAugust 17, 2011
alexsarcastic221 has a bone to pick with the dudes at Merriam-Webster.—Sparkitors As an aspiring author as well as a bookworm who spends an unhealthy amount of time thinking about the English language, I feel that there are a few words... More  →
8 Words that Belong in the Dictionary