If you had to write or tell a children's story, right this second, you could probably pull it off. All you'd really have to do is ramble about your day so far, while adding some talking animals here and there. Your story wouldn't be absolutely... More →
Is this not THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DOG YOU HAVE EVER LAID EYES UPON?! This editor thinks it is, and this editor is never wrong. Her name is Daisy, and she's owned by ItsRainingJellybeans, who we are now extraordinarily jealous of.... More →
AllisonJY is angry, and we like her that way. —Sparkitors
I’m not the nicest person around. I mean, I’ve never been the kind to turn the other cheek or be kind to people who don't deserve it. I am, however, polite to people who... More →
We don't really have any reason to throw a pity party, but Iamacelebrity23's shindig sounds like so much fun that we're going to do it anyway!— Sparkitors
All of us have days when we feel totally hopeless about ever having a relationship.... More →
This playlist makes us wish we were on a deserted island somewhere, drinking a lemonade slushie and falling asleep to the sounds of the surf. Thanks, aleyna22!— SparkitorsEditor's note: We haven't linked to the songs that include profanity.
Ah,sweet summer. It's the most... More →
Personally, we're insecure about at least six different body parts. —SparkitorsHey Auntie Sparknotes,I'm sure you get all sorts of emails from nervous teens (like me) who are insecure about something about themselves, so I'll try to get to the point. I'm 16 years old and... More →
During a dig in the Lost City of New York, our team unearthed a buried building. On the outside, we found a sign reading "Urban Outfitters" in Ancient English. We believe we have uncovered a marketplace for clothing, ceremonial jewelry, and spiritual texts.
After months of studying this... More →
xPurpleElephants sent in this photo of Ellie, her ferret, and we just HAD to post it. Come on: it's a small furry animal in a HAMMOCK! We'd like to imagine that this tiny ball of fuzz lives in the... More →
A thorough examination of last week’s Quizinator results has led to several very important revelations:
1. Monkfishes are still gross. Maybe even grosser than ever before.
2. You are all in the midst of a very serious identity crisis, and we find that... More →