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4 Reasons Braces Aren't That Bad

By ContributorJune 29, 2010

We absolutely love your positive attitude, Bookworm12297! If you've got 'em, why not flaunt 'em?— Sparkitors

“Whhaaaaattttt?? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! You can’t make me! I won’t do

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4 Reasons Braces Aren't That Bad

How to Write a Children's Story

By Jon_SkindzierJune 29, 2010
If you had to write or tell a children's story, right this second, you could probably pull it off. All you'd really have to do is ramble about your day so far, while adding some talking animals here and there. Your story wouldn't be absolutely... More  →
How to Write a Children's Story

Open Thread for June 29

By Chelsea DaggerJune 29, 2010
Is this not THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DOG YOU HAVE EVER LAID EYES UPON?! This editor thinks it is, and this editor is never wrong. Her name is Daisy, and she's owned by ItsRainingJellybeans, who we are now extraordinarily jealous of.... More  →
Open Thread for June 29

Four Types of Rude People

By ContributorJune 28, 2010
AllisonJY is angry, and we like her that way. —Sparkitors I’m not the nicest person around. I mean, I’ve never been the kind to turn the other cheek or be kind to people who don't deserve it. I am, however, polite to people who... More  →
Four Types of Rude People

How to Throw a Proper Pity Party

By ContributorJune 28, 2010
We don't really have any reason to throw a pity party, but Iamacelebrity23's shindig sounds like so much fun that we're going to do it anyway!— Sparkitors All of us have days when we feel totally hopeless about ever having a relationship.... More  →
How to Throw a Proper Pity Party

Playlist: the Songs of Summer

By ContributorJune 28, 2010
This playlist makes us wish we were on a deserted island somewhere, drinking a lemonade slushie and falling asleep to the sounds of the surf. Thanks, aleyna22!— Sparkitors Editor's note: We haven't linked to the songs that include profanity. Ah, sweet summer. It's the most... More  →
Playlist: the Songs of Summer

Auntie SparkNotes: Chicks Dig Scars

By kat_rosenfieldJune 28, 2010
Personally, we're insecure about at least six different body parts. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie Sparknotes, I'm sure you get all sorts of emails from nervous teens (like me) who are insecure about something about themselves, so I'll try to get to the point. I'm 16 years old and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Chicks Dig Scars

Archaeologists from the Distant Future Uncover Urban Outfitters Store

By Robert IsenbergJune 28, 2010
During a dig in the Lost City of New York, our team unearthed a buried building. On the outside, we found a sign reading "Urban Outfitters" in Ancient English. We believe we have uncovered a marketplace for clothing, ceremonial jewelry, and spiritual texts. After months of studying this... More  →
Archaeologists from the Distant Future Uncover Urban Outfitters Store

Cute Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerJune 28, 2010
xPurpleElephants sent in this photo of Ellie, her ferret, and we just HAD to post it. Come on: it's a small furry animal in a HAMMOCK! We'd like to imagine that this tiny  ball of fuzz lives in the... More  →
Cute Thing of the Week

QUIZINATOR: Will the Real Harry Potter Please Stand Up? Part Deux

By Chelsea DaggerJune 28, 2010
A thorough examination of last week’s Quizinator results has led to several very important revelations: 1. Monkfishes are still gross. Maybe even grosser than ever before. 2. You are all in the midst of a very serious identity crisis, and we find that... More  →
QUIZINATOR: Will the Real Harry Potter Please Stand Up? Part Deux