Chapter Nineteen: The Servant of Lord VoldemortBetter Title: Col. Mustard, in the Conservatory, with the Candle Stick!
Before we begin, I hope you enjoyed your nicknames from last week's blog. If you didn't get a nickname, then your nickname is Soupy. I'm only covering two... More →
This year, I'm going to a big public school. Last year, I was home schooled. Before that, I went to a small private school, so I'm not used to being in a school with a lot of kids. This will be my senior year,... More →
Dear Jono,May I have your autograph? No, seriously, you never fail to make my day with your columns!Oh yeah, and I have a question that I hope you wouldn't mind answering. See, I'm a tomboy and everyone in town knows... More →
When we get a zit, we pop it and then slather foundation all over the blood. But apparently, there is a better method! Click "more" to watch Kathryn's video tutorial. —Sparkitors
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macandcheese53 does the unthinkable and goes up against Bergstein in defense of old-lady writing. The apocalypse is imminent. I’m challenging Dan Bergstein.
There, I said it.
I’m putting my membership in House Bergstein on the line (please forgive me,... More →
It’s Back to School time! (And for some, it’s Already In School time.) You’re going to fill up on all sorts of great new school supplies such as pens, protractors, and paper. But don’t forget the ooze tube! You will need an ooze... More →
ez30yankee Tumbls so you don't have to. –Sparkitors
Tumblr. What? Okay, I’ll admit, when I first heard of it…I thought it was a washing machine. Because it really does sound like one, right? “On my way, darling, I... More →
LadyMoffers some wise (and kind of terrifying) advice to incoming freshmen.—Sparkitors
With 8th graders preparing for graduation, they’re bound to be thinking about their glamorized start in high school. They expect to enter the storybook world of teen queens and fabulous parties.... More →
reicherroo is like a cursed superhero: she carries the burden of listening to the worst music in existence, in order to save unsuspecting Sparklers from ever having to hear it. THANK YOU, REICHERROO.—Sparkitors
I do a lot for you... More →
After a brief hiatus, Talie Queen of Drama is BACK to fill you in on her latest gossip. —Sparkitors
Hi. My name is Talie and, well, I used to be on this boy diet thing and then summer came so I decided to end... More →