IWontGrowUpknows that bad means good, especially when you're a criminal mastermind.—Sparkitors
Want to be feared, reviled, and just generally disliked? Probably not, but I don't care. Pretend you're gunning for the title of "Baddest Villain Ever," put on your grimiest crime-doing face,... More →
After reading last week's comments, we've made several scientifically verifiable observations:
1. You guys have an unhealthy obsession with Hayley Williams' hair.
2. Ashley Tisdale ain't winning any popularity contests around here.
3. Chelsea Dagger is criminally good-looking.
That last one might be... More →
Just in time for election day, jgrudzy! We've seen some politicians use these tactics over the last few months, but we had no idea they were coming from you! —Sparkitors
This one is simple. How can you be awesome when you're arguing with someone?... More →
We’re floored by your dedication, mrs.draco416. But it starts to make sense when you mention the free Chik-fil-A. –Sparkitors
You know what a theater kid is. We’re those nutty, eccentric students who are always running around school muttering lines under their breath, trying on different... More →
With another Halloween come and gone, hopefully you have:
1.) Not developed candy-onset diabetes, and
2.) Once again learned valuable lessons about the Spirit of Halloween.
"What's this about lessons?" you're probably asking. "Halloween has no lessons, you confused doofus!"
Well jeez, calm down! And besides, that's where you're... More →
NightOwlGirl14 sent us this fabulous pic and the folowing caption:
I was bored last weekend, and there were all these acorns all over the place. Then, I had an idea. Fifteen minutes later, I was all done!
And then I was bored again.
We've got... More →
Ever wondered how Edgar Allan Poe would've asked you to the school dance, were he not too busy marrying his cousin and dying mysteriously decades before you were born? We all know how Stephenie Meyer would do it (she'd boil a bunny rabbit and present... More →
If there's one thing we love around here, it's creatively geeking out about literature. We've tweeted Shakespeare, seen Facebook updates from Moby Dick characters, and now...
WE RAP THE SCARLET LETTER.
And be "we," we mean...erm...well, Sparklers, there's someone we want to introduce... More →