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Voldemort Is Sort of Hilarious

By ContributorSeptember 1, 2010
merlinsbaggiestYfronts, there's really nothing to say here except: BAHAHAHAHA —Sparkitors Don’t get me wrong, I’m a total Harry Potter fanatic—but sometimes, I truly do wonder about that Voldemort character. He’s supposed to be... More  →
Voldemort Is Sort of Hilarious

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 1, 2010
It seems that Marcel the Shell made quite the impression last week: you people either wanted to adopt him or to put a toothpick through his eye (we're paraphrasing here, but you get the gist). Despite the controversy and several low blows (negative numbers, guys?... More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week

Open Thread for September 1

By Emily WinterSeptember 1, 2010
We LOVE braised kids! Especially older kids, who've been marinating in Doritos and teen angst. Yummmmmm. Thanks, hanini_panini for sending us a pic of our favorite dish! hanini_panini says... Hi! So I went to this restaurant today, and saw this on the menu and immediately thought... More  →
Open Thread for September 1

How to Get Rid of the SparkNotes Stalker Using Twilight Torture

By ContributorAugust 31, 2010
LilyChrome and randomness2325 refuse to believe that "/account/" is as site glitch. *shakes head and walks away* —Sparkitors All you Sparklers have a stalker, and it's the same "person" stalking all of you. If you don't believe us, go to Manage Sparkfriends... More  →
How to Get Rid of the SparkNotes Stalker Using Twilight Torture

My Crush is a Girl, Part II

By ContributorAugust 31, 2010
Thanks for picking up where the last Girl Crush post left off, volitile_antacid! —Sparkitors You may deny that you're harboring a platonic girl crush, but stop kidding yourself; we've all got one! Our guy friends give us odd looks when we... More  →
My Crush is a Girl, Part II

How Not To Ask A Guy To A Dance

By Melissa_AlbertAugust 31, 2010
Hilarious new splogger Melissa Albert must have been reading our high school diary—we totally pulled the "spork his lawn" stunt our freshman year. It did not go over well. —Sparkitors What could be worse than having a guy turn you down when... More  →
How Not To Ask A Guy To A Dance

Auntie SparkNotes: Date-Paying Pains

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 31, 2010
We make our boyfriends pay for everything—not because we're girls, but because we're selfish jerks. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I dislike how males are expected to pay for a girl, make the first move, that sort of thing. Not that I think it's bad, but as a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Date-Paying Pains

The MaxVZ Chronicles: Let's Talk About Politics

By ContributorAugust 31, 2010
From what I hear, politics are important. Apparently, politicians have a lot of control over our lives. Because of this, we should probably learn a lot about politics. Otherwise we might end up with President Adam Lambert. The problem is that politics are so hard to... More  →
The MaxVZ Chronicles: Let's Talk About Politics

Harry Potter Spells and their Practical Use in Everyday Life

By ContributorAugust 31, 2010
We feel ya, too; we can think of a few spells we'd LOVE to use on a daily basis. —Sparkitors I know for a fact that I am not the only person on this planet who has wished for the ability... More  →
Harry Potter Spells and their Practical Use in Everyday Life

7 Things Never to Text Your Crush

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 31, 2010
Over the course of human history, texting has always been the preferred way for lovestruck young people to flirtatiously interact with their would-be crushes—dating all the way back to the days of early man, when teenage neanderthals sent text messages complimenting each other's mammoth-hunting skills,... More  →
7 Things Never to Text Your Crush