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Auntie SparkNotes: My Big Fat Secret Religion

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 12, 2011
Dear Auntie, I have secrets. Everyone does. Problem is, my best friend since preschool has been bugging me non stop to tell me one of them. She asks me about my religion. "Do you believe in God or not?" "Why don't you ever talk about religion???"... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Big Fat Secret Religion

How to Deliver Insults and Compliments with Distinction

By ContributorAugust 12, 2011
Warning: even jtjuvenile's compliments are liable to earn you a broken clavicle. Proceed with caution! –Sparkitors If there’s one thing I’ve learned from The Big Bang Theory, it’s how to crush and elevate egos with sophistication and class.... More  →
How to Deliver Insults and Compliments with Distinction

Unflattering Fashions Through the Ages

By Kathryn_WilliamsAugust 12, 2011
What’s that sound? It’s the siren of the fashion police in their black and white DeLorean, speeding through the mists of time to lock these trends up in a prison made of synthetic fabric and the tears of Anna Wintour. More  →
Unflattering Fashion Through the Ages

The Perks and Perils of Being Pale

By ContributorAugust 12, 2011
MyNicknameIsMyUsername comes out of the white-as-a-sheet closet, and never looks back. –Sparkitors I am pale. Deathly, glow-in-the-dark, transparent pale. And I love it! Of course, I didn’t always embrace my fair skin. When I was younger I LOATHED it, and every time summer came... More  →
The Perks and Perils of Being Pale

Don't Believe the Hype: How to REALLY Be Supermegafoxyawesomehot!

By ContributorAugust 12, 2011
alexsarcastic221 debunks the myth of the cool kids. –Sparkitors After spending countless precious childhood hours watching shows such as Lizzy McGuire and Kim Possible, I found I'd developed a rather warped view of the so-called "cool kids." Part of my brain still pictures them... More  →
Don't Believe the Hype: How to REALLY Be Supermegafoxyawesomehot!

How to Survive a Week in the Wilderness

By ContributorAugust 12, 2011
Flyergirl13 is about to save your city-dwelling BUTT. For more of her hilarity, check out her blog!—Sparkitors Now, don't get me wrong; I love the wilderness. It's absolutely awesome. But I just took a trip to Alaska for a few weeks... More  →
How to Survive a Week in the Wilderness

A Day To Remember=A Band You'll Wish You Could Forget

By ContributorAugust 12, 2011
Reigning music critic Metalhead865 knows bad music when he hears it—which is unfortunate for ADTR, because they suck.—Sparkitors The hilariously critical reicherroo has amazed and dazzled us all with her posts on crabcore and... More  →
A Day To Remember=A Band You'll Wish You Could Forget

P Is for "Prude"

By ContributorAugust 12, 2011
Faye's blogging the college book THE NAKED ROOMMATE. This week, she covers the elephant in the room (or should we say "elephant in the rum"). Oh oh oh, we crack ourselves up. —Sparkitors I feel like an anti-Hester Prynne. Seriously, someone needs to knit... More  →
P Is for "Prude"

Peace, Love, and Taylor Swift

By Aislinn ShevlinAugust 12, 2011
This girl is out of a fairytale. She is perfect. And this just happened to be my favorite song on her Speak Now album. (Okay, you got me, every song is my favorite.) Here's the brand-spanking new video! What do you think of the video?... More  →
Peace, Love, and Taylor Swift