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Auntie SparkNotes: Giving Love a Bad Name

By kat_rosenfieldMay 11, 2010
Auntie will answer your love questions, your frenemy questions, and all your other questions tomorrow on Facebook from 1 to 8 EST. Be there or be hopelessly confused about life! And now, on to today's letter, which contains one of our favorite Sparkler... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Giving Love a Bad Name

Breaking News: Teens Are Not Dumb!

By kat_rosenfieldMay 11, 2010
Sometimes, your SparkNotes editors wonder whether the writers at the New York Times actually know a single human being under the age of 20, what with their hysterical late-breaking reaction to every high school-related scandal or social trend to emerge over the past ten years.... More  →
Breaking News: Teens Are Not Dumb!

5 Surefire Signs You Live Next to Justin Bieber

By ContributorMay 11, 2010
We can't get enough of Justin Bieber, and we know you can't either. So here's an article by NoahNosh about the boy we hate to love and love to hate, the Bieberator.— SparkNotes editors We've all heard his incredibly popular music, we've all remarked... More  →
5 Surefire Signs You Live Next to Justin Bieber

Open Thread for May 11

By Chelsea DaggerMay 11, 2010
It appears there is trouble in paradise: Sparkler syncrho has throw down the gauntlet after yesterday's fencing-themed open thread, sending this photograph along with the following message: Ahem. I would like to challenge wishyouwereme101 to a best-sport-in-the-world contest.  THis is... More  →
Open Thread for May 11

Better Things To Do on Prom Night

By ContributorMay 10, 2010
We can tell by knockoffuggs' nickname that she's thrifty, fun, and practical—the perfect kind of Sparkler to offer prom night alternatives. —SparkNotes editors Maybe you’re a freshman or a sophomore and prom isn’t an option for you yet. Maybe you didn't get a date.... More  →
Better Things To Do on Prom Night

5 More Types of Annoying People

By ContributorMay 10, 2010
Sparkler TheFoxAstronaut is an expert on annoying people. After reading her feelings about them, we should probably know better than to ask her IF SHE'D LIKE TO COME TO OUR SAVE THE WHALES MEETING?!? But we will anyway. Just to be, well, annoying.—... More  →
5 More Types of Annoying People

Joss Whedon: A Public Service Announcement

By ContributorMay 10, 2010
Sparklers, you can thank OrangeMTgirl for getting you caught up on the magic of Joss Whedon in just 600 words. —SparkNotes editors It has recently come to my attention that there are actually some nerds out there who are... More  →
Joss Whedon: A Public Service Announcement

A Day in the Life of a (dun dun dunnn) TEACHER!

By ContributorMay 10, 2010
cleptonun, you're so kind. During our senior year of high school, we couldn't picture our English teacher living in an actual house. We thought he just rose up from Hades every morning on a pile recommendation letters he never sent, amid a flurry... More  →
A Day in the Life of a (dun dun dunnn) TEACHER!

Auntie SparkNotes Just Threw Up in Her Mouth

By kat_rosenfieldMay 10, 2010
Auntie is doing a Facebook chat on Wednesday from 1 to 8 p.m. Swing by to ask her your questions about creepers and anything else that's on your mind! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, There is this guy who sits next to me not only in... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes Just Threw Up in Her Mouth

Attack of the Synonymous Phrases

By ContributorMay 10, 2010
This article was co-written by Sparklers Aditrs and Hanini_Panini, and we have to say, they make a pretty great team. Maybe they should change their names to Batman and Robin, or Spiderman and...Hanini Panini. Just a thought, guys.— The SparkNotes editors... More  →
Attack of the Synonymous Phrases