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The Dos and Dont's of a Day at the Beach

By ContributorJune 30, 2010
This post by missmolly02481 really makes us want to hit the waves, but we'll settle for slapping on some SPF 60 and chillin' by the water cooler.— Sparkitors It's time to grab your friends, pack into... More  →
The Dos and Dont's of a Day at the Beach

How To Kiss: Lucy on Tongue Wrangling

By Lucy HutchinsonJune 30, 2010
Summer is for kissing, and it's a fact that the best kissers around are comedic writers... because everyone knows shoving a tongue down our throats is the only way to shut us up. We've decided to pass on our kissing wisdom in a new miniseries,... More  →
How To Kiss: Lucy on Tongue Wrangling

Blogging My "The Internet is Broken!" Breakdown

By ContributorJune 30, 2010
peaceonearth34 made this image on her computer! Is it not the most AWESOME thing you've ever seen?— Sparkitors After a long, exhausting day of school/work/whatever, I can only think about one thing: checking my email. Screw getting some sleep;... More  →
Blogging My

How to Use Your Dan Points

By ContributorJune 30, 2010
Sepia93, you are hilarious. We would give you our Dan Points, but we're saving them up for our next trip to Chuck E. Cheese.— Sparkitors If you're Sparkler and you have a Facebook, you're most likely friends with Dan Bergstein, which... More  →
How to Use Your Dan Points

10 Part-Time Job Survival Strategies (Which May or May Not Get You Fired)

By Lucy HutchinsonJune 30, 2010
Ah, summer. The season of sunshine, picnics, and low-paying, greasy jobs. Being a high school or college student means it's entirely possible that you will, at some point in the near future, have to spend your time working with an uncomfortable number of deep fryers,... More  →
10 Part-Time Job Survival Strategies (Which May or May Not Get You Fired)

Open Thread for June 30

By Emily WinterJune 30, 2010
Laifelle says... I have a photo that you might like for the Open Thread. This is my puppy Rafe when he was two months old. He was tiny, like seven inches long. Sometimes when we'd pick him up he'd make this funny noise. It... More  →
Open Thread for June 30

Things Action Heroes Never Seem to Worry About

By Robert IsenbergJune 29, 2010
Lights! Camera! EXPLOSIONS! Summer is open season for action movies, the time of year when we're blessed with endless fireballs, shootouts, chase scenes, and fistfights. The A Team falls out of the sky! The Expendibles get stuck in a Central American rainforest! The Airbenders... bend air! But... More  →
Things Action Heroes Never Seem to Worry About

Summer Sparku

By Kathryn_WilliamsJune 29, 2010
It's almost July, which means we haven't used our brains in approximately 683 hours, 46 minutes, and 84 seconds. Our noodles are getting a little, well, flabby. So we've decided to put ourselves on a strict diet of crossword puzzles and House and... More  →
Summer Sparku

Committee of Cool: Jason Derulo

By Chelsea DaggerJune 29, 2010
Last week, we all fell a little bit in love: first with the fabulously over-the-top Adam Lambert (Those boots! That hair! Those seizure-inducing strobe lights!) and second with the king of snack-food, the Cheez-It. This week, we're going to up the infatuation factor... More  →
Committee of Cool: Jason Derulo

Life According to Ginger: A Major Accomplishment

By ContributorJune 29, 2010
Today, I feel accomplished, like I have finally done something worthwhile. My life may yet have meaning. You ask why? No? I'll tell you anyway. I just registered for my first-year tutorial class. THREE DAYS BEFORE THE DEADLINE. This is—no exaggeration—probably a record for me.... More  →
Life According to Ginger: A Major Accomplishment