We're overrun with Awesome Things! We have 1000 Awesome Things, and one of those Awesome Things is called 1000 Awesome Things!
*convulses on the floor*
We need to make room in our inbox. We need... multiple Awesome Things today. Okay? Okay.
Thing 1:The Salmon... More →
Sparkler lmaonaise is very, very funny. Can we steal some of your funny, lmaonaise, for this awesome party on Saturday that *blushes* certain people may attend? Just this once? PLEASE?!?!? —SparkNotes editors
Friends are an almost... More →
If you’re wondering why I’m staying up all night with my hands hovering over the computer keyboard as I stare impatiently at the calendar, it’s because Script Frenzy is about to begin in just (eek!) fifteen days. So, I better make this quick.
What... More →
Hey, Sparklers! Auntie here, and I'll be answering a letter in a minute or so... just as soon as I finish crying little salty tears of happiness at how HOLYOMGSWEET you guys are. Wow! Thank you so much for the lovely birthday wishes!... More →
You know the guy we're talking about—he glares at you with the fury of a thousand suns, and he fails everyone he possibly can, laughing like a war criminal as he does.
What is his deal? Does he have, like, human skulls in that desk? Well,... More →
NinjaCoCo is in an awesome class that helps students get real world experience by matching them up with internships. Give a puppy a kiss for us, NinjaC!!! —SparkNotes editors
You have to have a strong stomach to work at a veterinary hospital. So... More →
If you've ever gone over to the home of a friend you happen to be crushing on, you know how this goes:
Step 1: You show up.
Step 2: You flip a wave and a "hi there" to Mr. and Mrs. Parents-of-Your-Crush.
Step 3: You head down to... More →
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Sparklers! Did you know that anyone can celebrate St. Patrick's Day, even if they're not Irish? Here's how:
1. Throw some green confetti into the air.
2. Do a jig.
3. When a ginger falls in a puddle, mumble something about "the luck of... More →
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I need your help!I have been in a relationship with this girl for over a year, and it has gone absolutely wonderful. That's not the problem. The problem is, she has very low self esteem, especially regarding her appearance. Now recently I... More →
Sparkler dramaKTO gets depressed when she finishes a play. We get depressed when we finish a burrito. —SparkNotes editors
Now is the time when spring plays end and rehearsals for summer shows begin. This post is for peeps who are novices. If you are... More →