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Awesome Thing of the Week

By Emily WinterMarch 17, 2010
We're overrun with Awesome Things! We have 1000 Awesome Things, and one of those Awesome Things is called 1000 Awesome Things! *convulses on the floor* We need to make room in our inbox. We need... multiple Awesome Things today. Okay? Okay. Thing 1: The Salmon... More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week

Should I Be a High School Hermit?

By ContributorMarch 17, 2010
Sparkler lmaonaise is very, very funny. Can we steal some of your funny, lmaonaise, for this awesome party on Saturday that *blushes* certain people may attend? Just this once? PLEASE?!?!? —SparkNotes editors Friends are an almost... More  →
Should I Be a High School Hermit?

Become a Scriptwriter in 30 Days...Or Else!

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 17, 2010
If you’re wondering why I’m staying up all night with my hands hovering over the computer keyboard as I stare impatiently at the calendar, it’s because Script Frenzy is about to begin in just (eek!) fifteen days. So, I better make this quick. What... More  →
Become a Scriptwriter in 30 Days...Or Else!

Auntie SparkNotes: I Cried, and Then I Headdesked

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 17, 2010
Hey, Sparklers! Auntie here, and I'll be answering a letter in a minute or so... just as soon as I finish crying little salty tears of happiness at how HOLYOMGSWEET you guys are. Wow! Thank you so much for the lovely birthday wishes!... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Cried, and Then I Headdesked

Things You'll Find In Your Meanest Teacher's Desk

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 17, 2010
You know the guy we're talking about—he glares at you with the fury of a thousand suns, and he fails everyone he possibly can, laughing like a war criminal as he does. What is his deal? Does he have, like, human skulls in that desk? Well,... More  →
Things You'll Find In Your Meanest Teacher's Desk

A Day in the Life of a Veterinary Intern

By ContributorMarch 17, 2010
NinjaCoCo is in an awesome class that helps students get real world experience by matching them up with internships. Give a puppy a kiss for us, NinjaC!!! —SparkNotes editors You have to have a strong stomach to work at a veterinary hospital. So... More  →
A Day in the Life of a Veterinary Intern

Parcheesi, and Other Games of Love

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 17, 2010
If you've ever gone over to the home of a friend you happen to be crushing on, you know how this goes: Step 1: You show up. Step 2: You flip a wave and a "hi there" to Mr. and Mrs. Parents-of-Your-Crush. Step 3: You head down to... More  →
Parcheesi, and Other Games of Love

Open Thread for March 17

By Emily WinterMarch 17, 2010
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Sparklers! Did you know that anyone can celebrate St. Patrick's Day, even if they're not Irish? Here's how: 1. Throw some green confetti into the air. 2. Do a jig. 3. When a ginger falls in a puddle, mumble something about "the luck of... More  →
Open Thread for March 17

Auntie SparkNotes: Honesty Is a Kick in the Face

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 16, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I need your help! I have been in a relationship with this girl for over a year, and it has gone absolutely wonderful. That's not the problem. The problem is, she has very low self esteem, especially regarding her appearance. Now recently I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Honesty Is a Kick in the Face

Tips for Summer Play Thespians

By ContributorMarch 16, 2010
Sparkler dramaKTO gets depressed when she finishes a play. We get depressed when we finish a burrito. —SparkNotes editors Now is the time when spring plays end and rehearsals for summer shows begin. This post is for peeps who are novices. If you are... More  →
Tips for Summer Play Thespians