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Choose Your SparkNotes Flag: Round THE END

By Emily WinterOctober 22, 2010
On the LEFT,  all the way from contribute@sparknotes.com, please give a eerily animalistic hoot and holler for FLAG NUMBER 29!!! Weighing in at a mere 401 pixels, Flag 29 is coached by Sparkler prolife795,... More  →
Choose Your SparkNotes Flag: Round THE END

My Crush Is An Indie Guy

By ContributorOctober 22, 2010
Thanks to beks405, we've now got a few indie crushes of our own—Zac Efron counts, right? —Sparkitors I can happily say that I've never had a thing for Taylor Lautner, Justin Bieber, or a cast member of a... More  →

Interview With A Sparkler: Round "Who ARE You People?!"

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 22, 2010
First things first: you guys are TRIPPIN'. We haven't seen an identity crisis this bad since the late, great Are You Harry Potter? debate back in June—and even then, no one claimed to be Chuck Norris. But alas, we have only ourselves to... More  →

Auntie SparkNotes: Fear of RejectING

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 22, 2010
Today, for the first time, Auntie advocates violent action. (She's just kidding, but still!) —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I've recently made friends with a guy in my class and he is a really cool friend. The problem is I think he likes me and I don't like him.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Fear of RejectING

A Life Without Harry Potter

By ContributorOctober 22, 2010

We've got one question for pretty_little_writer: how have you survived this long with Harry Potter?—Sparkitors

Sparklers, I have a confession to make: I—cough—hanotierherernpottermmm. What’s that? You didn’t hear... More  →

How to Write a Great Thank-You Note

By ContributorOctober 22, 2010
Do your thank-you notes also work to get checks, Pimento111, or only to thank people for checks you’ve already gotten? Let us know ASAP. –Sparkitors A thank-you note is a classy way to show birthday-check-giving relatives your appreciation, and to get an... More  →
How to Write a Great Thank-You Note

Open Thread for October 22

By Emily WinterOctober 22, 2010
Two Empire State Buildings?! We. Are. Dumbfounded! Details in this letter... Dear Sparkitors: Here's a picture I took in NYC of the Empire State Building. You guys are in NYC, right? So you've seen the Empire State Building? Well, I bet you didn't know there were two of... More  →
Open Thread for October 22

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 18 (Revisited)

By Dan_BergsteinOctober 21, 2010
Chapter Eighteen: There Are No Words For This Bella's Title: Who Wants to Date My Baby? Let's try this again. It's going to be tough blogging this chapter, because when I finished reading it, I threw it so hard it became embedded in the wall. Then I burned... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 18 (Revisited)

Blogging Breaking Dan: Part 18

By Dan_BergsteinOctober 21, 2010
Chapter Eighteen: There Are No Words For This No. Murmurs: It doesn't matter. Mutters: What's the point? Prediction: Stephenie Meyer drives to me house, knocks on my door, and kicks me in the crotch while pouring broken glass into my mouth and shoving fire ants in my ears.... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dan: Part 18

Auntie SparkNotes: Study Buddy

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 21, 2010
Auntie hears from a Sparkler who's never needed to study—until now. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, You've probably received countless emails begging for advice on sometimes silly matters. Just a head's up: this is most likely the silliest you'll ever receive. You see, my problem is that I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Study Buddy