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Summer Nail Resolutions

By Kathryn_WilliamsJune 6, 2011
If you’re anything like us, the minute the weatherman predicted a high above 45, your winter boots hit the back of the closet and your flip-flops came out. All winter, our Dim Sum Plum toenails were obscured under wool socks, and our fingernails languished under greige pol More  →
Summer Nail Resolutions

Can't Smell Like Teen Spirit? Then Dress Like Kurt Cobain.

By ContributorJune 6, 2011
alyena22, we love any post that revolves around deodorant. You're number 1 in our books.—Sparkitors If you live in the southeastern portion of the United States, you are probably sweating right now. And if you are a Sparkler (if... More  →
Can't Smell Like Teen Spirit? Then Dress Like Kurt Cobain.

Why Algebra 2 Honors Should Be Renamed “Philosophy 101”

By ContributorJune 6, 2011
InsaneRunningKid takes on the greatest of all evils: MATH.—Sparkitors “Algebra 2 Honors—Mrs. Forest.” The sight of these five words on a schedule sends a cold shiver of fear down every sophomore’s spine. But despite Mrs. Forest's tendency to deduct points from an assignment... More  →
Why Algebra 2 Honors Should Be Renamed “Philosophy 101”

You Know You're Serbian When...

By ContributorJune 6, 2011
alexthenotsogreat, we think the Corn Flakes thing is adorable! —Sparkitors In geography, you may have briefly covered the little state of Serbia. What most people don’t realize is that it’s actually a lot nicer than expected (minus the fact that there’s no plumbing... More  →
You Know You're Serbian When...

Auntie SparkNotes: To HND, Or Not To HND?

By kat_rosenfieldJune 6, 2011
Hi Auntie, I'm going to get straight to the point - I've recently decided to remain a virgin until I'm married. I haven't rushed into this choice -- I've considered my religious views and personality -- but I've also never been faced with a situation where... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: To HND, Or Not To HND?

Unwind (AKA The Scariest Book Ever Written)

By ContributorJune 6, 2011
Lonks' takes on a dystopian nightmare; will she end up liking or loathing it?—Sparkitors Book #35: Unwind Author: Neil Shusterman Reason for Reading: My best friend, lunaEccentric (See, I referenced you this time! Stop complaining!), has not stopped talking... More  →
Unwind (AKA The Scariest Book Ever Written)

Colin Firth, (Old) Man of Our Dreams

By ContributorJune 6, 2011
jesusfreak823 is  hardcore Firth fan—and we really can't blame her!—Sparkitors Oohh, Colin Firth. You may be more than 3 times my age, but somehow you have managed to snag my fangirl heart and the hearts of many others like me. Your... More  →
Colin Firth, (Old) Man of Our Dreams

Committee of Cool: We Are Hip! We Are With It! We Watch The MTVs!

By Chelsea DaggerJune 6, 2011
Emily: MTV MOVIE AWARDS! Chelsea: I was trying to type a Robert Pattinson joke but it was too hard. Emma: I'm old. Emily: WAS THAT THE JOKE? Emma: I don't know... More  →
Committee of Cool: We Are Hip! We Are With It! We Watch The MTVs!

Things To Adjust To When You Move Back Home for the Summer

By Lucy HutchinsonJune 6, 2011
Some of you went away to college this year. And that means that some of you will be coming back from college over the summer—and moving back home with your family. And no matter how excited you are to see your parents and/or goldfish, there... More  →
Things To Adjust To When You Move Back Home for the Summer

Open Thread for June 6

By SparkLifeJune 6, 2011
Today we've got an especially special OT: it was written for a Sparkler, by a Sparkler! (DOUBLE JACKPOT!) Here it is: Break a leg today, Wickedchick825! You will be amazing! Love, your twin ... More  →
Open Thread for June 6