Menu

Oh No, Everyone! We Are All Fat.

By Jon_SkindzierApril 20, 2011
The sudden realization that you have somehow become Jabba the Hutt comes to everyone differently. Maybe you're going through your closet and puzzling over why someone has replaced all your clothing with what is clearly a bunch of children's clothes. Maybe you wander past a... More  →
Oh No, Everyone! We Are All Fat.

Intern's Pick of the Day: Violince (heh)

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 20, 2011
Violince. Get it? Violin. Plus Violence. Heheh. Fine, don't laugh. But I bet Apocalyn87 (who sent in the video) will get it. I always wonder if this sort of duel will happen in Central... More  →
Intern's Pick of the Day: Violince (heh)

Open Thread for April 20

By Chelsea DaggerApril 20, 2011
THERE ARE. NO WORDS. We are absolutely OBSESSED with this collage, sent in by fearlessly13—in an unforgettable homage to Dan Bergstein's late, great series, she used EVERY SINGLE DRAWING EVER PRODUCED for Blogging Twilight. We... More  →
Open Thread for April 20

Auntie SparkNotes: Intro To Sin

By kat_rosenfieldApril 19, 2011
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I have a friend (his and my family are friends) who has been homeschooled all his life, but he's coming into my public high school for the first time this coming year. His family are very conservative Christians, and because of that he... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Intro To Sin

You Know You're from a (Sheltered) New Jersey Suburb When....

By ContributorApril 19, 2011
SeptembreRea, we're dying to tell a Jersey joke. But we won't. Maybe.—Sparkitors Who cares about the Jersey Shore? We're talking about the New Jersey SUBURBS here. It's much more awesomesauce than some questionable resort on the edge of the Atlantic, packed full... More  →
You Know You're from a (Sheltered) New Jersey Suburb When....

7 Reasons Why Everyone Should Use Lunch Boxes

By ContributorApril 19, 2011

keatonwookie, we love lunch boxes, and we love Oreos, but we're keeping our walrus, okay?—Sparkitors I like lunch boxes. No, I LOVE lunch boxes! Lunch is awesome, and boxes are awesome, so it only makes sense

... More  →
7 Reasons Why Everyone Should Use Lunch Boxes

Vocab Word of the Day!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 19, 2011
EPIC VOCAB SHOUT-OUTS from yesterday's post go to: dream.catcher73223: Harry Potter was exuberant when he found out that Snape had passed on to the next dimension (the 11th dimension) and jumped for joy jollily while jestily... More  →
Vocab Word of the Day!

You Know You’re Mormon When...

By ContributorApril 19, 2011
MarauderPrincess, we're not sure what all this is, but we're sure that it's funny!—Sparkitors There have been lots of "You Know You're From" posts lately, but I'm not here to talk about location. I'm here to talk about... More  →
You Know You’re Mormon When...

How Was Your Weekend?

By Kathryn_WilliamsApril 19, 2011
It’s that dreaded question you will get from at least one person every Monday morning: “How was your weekend?” The truth is you spent your Saturday and Sunday refreshing Facebook, staring out your window while you were supposed to be working on an English paper, and ac More  →
Slideshow: "How Was Your Weekend?"

Sierra's Prom Diet: Hell Week and Cast Parties

By ContributorApril 19, 2011
Sierra, aka district12lives, made it through Hell Week alive ...and she got to hang out with her crush! We're super proud.— Sparkitors I guess I should probably address something that came up in a lot of the comments... More  →
Sierra's Prom Diet: Hell Week and Cast Parties