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NBK to Totally BK in One Post or Less!

By ContributorSeptember 30, 2011
DINOSAURISHMIZLEFRAPPLE takes the NBK story to new heights of brevity, and we almost can't take the cuteness—or the instant gratification. –Sparkitors Buckle up, Sparklers, cause this is something new: a one-post NBK. I guess I've already spoiled the ending of for you, but you're... More  →
NBK to Totally BK in One Post or Less!

Nobody Cares, and Other Tips for High School Survival

By ContributorSeptember 30, 2011
WiseKnowMonsters would like to terrify you, comfort you, and then remind you of your own relative insignificance. Read on! –Sparkitors If Blockbuster movies and cheesy television shows have taught us anything, it's that high school is a hellhole where the... More  →
Nobody Cares, and Other Tips for High School Survival

Are You Hip-Hop Enough?

By Jennifer GrudzieckiSeptember 30, 2011
Seanster321 says that people need to get exposed to quality hip-hop. I'm not 100 percent convinced yet, but this playlist is a step in that direction! "Can't Hold On" by MED, great Bobby Caldwell Sample "Slim's Return" by Madlib; this is a... More  →
Are You Hip-Hop Enough?

Open Thread for September 30

By Jennifer GrudzieckiSeptember 30, 2011
Aab19 says, "I was in the middle of ridiculously boring AP Government homework, when, instead of falling asleep, I noticed I cast a pretty cool shadow on my closet. I proceeded to make shadow puppets, and eventually, came up with this picture. (That's an... More  →
Open Thread for September 30

Taxidermy: The Future of the Animal Kingdom

By Jennifer GrudzieckiSeptember 29, 2011
Thanks to emeraldmaria, I get to see something I've always wanted: a commercial for a taxidermy specialist! Because who wouldn't want to watch that?! With this video, I issue a challenge: watch closely and see if you recognize anyone in the background (also, reading... More  →
Taxidermy: The Future of the Animal Kingdom

Ask a Teacher: Have You Ever Felt Like Quitting on a Student?

By Ms. DameSeptember 29, 2011
Q: Have you ever felt like quitting on a student, or have you ever disliked a student so much you just didn't want to help them? A: Of course I have felt like quitting on a student. I have felt like quitting on an entire class... More  →
Ask a Teacher: Have You Ever Felt Like Quitting on a Student?

How to Find the Perfect Homecoming Dress

By ContributorSeptember 29, 2011
Longer_Than_Forever's tips will get rid of your dress-shopping trauma in minutes! —Sparkitors Homecoming season is upon us yet again, and there are so many things to do. How teachers expect us to find dates, make reservations, form groups, order flowers, buy dresses,... More  →
How to Find the Perfect Homecoming Dress

October Is the Best Month. Discussion Over.

By Kathryn_WilliamsSeptember 29, 2011
It's pretty much accepted within academic circles that October is the most kick-ass month of the year. Go ahead, look it up in the Encyclopedia (those things gathering dust above your dad's desk that look like books (those things made of a lot of paper... More  →
October Is the Best Month. Discussion Over.

Auntie SparkNotes: Everybody Dance Now

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 29, 2011
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I guess that my problem isn't as big as some of the other problems you deal with, but I'm going to go ahead anyway. I've noticed that dancing is taking a bigger and bigger part in the parties that I'm going to, and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Everybody Dance Now

Why Disney Princesses Are the Worst Role Models EVER

By ContributorSeptember 29, 2011

All_Is_Mal has a little problem with the Disney role-model model. Pitchforks up or thumbs up?–Sparkitors

I really, really detest Disney princesses. I hate them more than Dan Bergstein hates baby-daters, more than Harry hates Draco, more than Congress hates getting... More  →
Why Disney Princesses Are the Worst Role Models EVER