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Megan's Life Lessons: How to Be a Magical, Adventure-tastic, Fictional Character

By Megan PrietzelNovember 11, 2010
We though jedimastermegan couldn't get any cooler—and then we found out she likes Totoro.—Sparkitors I’ve had many a day where the mundane-ness of regular life makes me cry out “BIG-TIME LAME!” in the middle of class/work/dinner/dates. Then I get really grumpy and pouty... More  →

Four Things a Guy Should Never EVER Wear

By ContributorNovember 11, 2010
Listen up all you leg warmer-wearing manklers. Dumdumwantsgumgum would like a word with you. –Sparklers Listen up, guys, this article's for you! If your high school is anything like mine, some of you boys are unable to tell the difference between... More  →
Four Things a Guy Should Never EVER Wear

Why I Don’t Comment on Every SparkLife Post

By ContributorNovember 11, 2010
No, Paranoid_But_Innocent isn't a Splurker; she's got a totally different reason for her infrequent comments!—Sparkitors OK, I confess: I don’t comment on every SparkLife post. Yes, I know you hardcore Sparklers are going to... More  →

Auntie SparkNotes: Goodbye, Faith In Humanity

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 11, 2010
What do you do when your scary ex-boyfriend won't leave you alone—and your mom's on HIS side? —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have a problem. (Obviously...) About a year ago, I dated this guy we'll call Bobbio. I've known Bobbio since we were little kids, and he seemed... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Goodbye, Faith In Humanity

The Line Between "My Teacher Is Fun!" And "My Teacher Is Nuts!"

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 11, 2010
The worst thing is to have a teacher so boring that his dramatic pauses are indistinguishable from the times when he just falls asleep. But the other worst thing is the exact opposite: a teacher who has crossed the line from being fun to being... More  →
The Line Between "My Teacher Is Fun!" And "My Teacher Is Nuts!"

What The Heck Is Synchronized Skating?!

By ContributorNovember 11, 2010
Even THINKING about ice skating makes our knees hurt. Mad props, icesk8rgrl0. Mad props.—Sparkitors When you think of ice skating, the first image that probably comes to your mind is that of a small girl in a short purple dress... More  →

Open Thread for November 11

By Emily WinterNovember 11, 2010
Sparkler C-Rav saw this on the corner of 42nd and Broadway in Manhattan. Just kidding! LOL FOREVER!!! We crack ourselves all the way up sometimes. The truth is we don't know where she saw this sign, but we think it'd look great anywhere except a... More  →
Open Thread for November 11

Want an A? Observe Your Teacher's Fashion Sense

By Ashley SpencerNovember 10, 2010
An old adage cautions us to never judge a book by its cover. Yet it’s something we do every day. Does she have pigtails? She must be a baby or a cheerleader. Does he have red hair? He must be an insane firebomb ready to... More  →
Want an A? Observe Your Teacher's Fashion Sense

How NOT to Ask Your Parents for Money

By Kathryn_WilliamsNovember 10, 2010
It's happened. You've found The One. The boot that will change your life. The shoes that will make you into the man/woman you were born to be. They call to you like a siren song. The shop owner shoos you from... More  →
How NOT to Ask Your Parents for Money

International Boarding School Confidential

By ContributorNovember 10, 2010
thatbritishchick is here to debunk the myths of boarding school, and make us a little jealous in the meantime. –Sparkitors Boarding school: a hotbed for behavioral problems. A 24-hour prison for teens. Home to the insanely rich. Run by teachers who are either pure... More  →
International Boarding School Confidential