1. Let the "good writers" streak continue! Hooray! This week, let's give thanks to the talents of Sonny Lee and Patrick Walsh, the literary minds behind this solidly funny, smart episode. Given the good jokes and complexity of the plot, it's not a huge shock... More →
We're already 100% positive that pikori's story is the scariest one we'll read all week—and it's only Tuesday.—Sparkitors
On a clear Saturday night last October, I and five of my high school's newspaper staffers set out on a hunt—a hunt for the haunted.
With... More →
nonickname34 is bringing you some music from the 60s and 70s, and if you don't like it, you're basically a horrible person. Just kidding. Mostly.
But really, everyone should like Fleetwood Mac. EVERYONE.
"She's Not There" by The Zombies (You know you have to... More →
We had tears pouring down our face by the bucketload after reading HappyMonkey16's post. Why Fred? WHYYYY?—Sparkitors
"Why are you worrying about
You should be worrying about
The constipation sensation
That's gripping the nation."
This is the kind of witty stuff the Weasley twins come up with.
I was... More →
This, butts, is a low-quality photograph of the gorgeous view from Chelsea Dagger's apartment in Bushwick, NY. HAVE YOU EVER, IN YOUR LIFE, SEEN ANYTHING SO BEAUTIFUL? The best part is that the waning light disguises the innumerable piles of trash scattered about on the... More →
Dear Auntie Sparknotes,I'm a senior in high school, and right now the biggest thing on the forefront of my mind is (of course) college. I'm super excited to be accepted into a great university and into a great microbiology program and am currently waiting on... More →
It is a well-known fact that cats are lazy, boring, dumb, ugly, smelly lumps of flesh with no soul. However, hand them a lightsaber, and Pow! Instant Awesome! I wish someone had thought of this idea sooner. Thanks go_volleyball7!... More →
flyergirl13 tells you how to fend off the undead using nothing but your wits. And your chainsaw. And your deadly roundhouse kick.—Sparkitors
You probably think you're ready for the zombie apocalypse; you've got detailed plans for... More →
I was pretty much a loner in college. It was probably my own fault. I ate really weird stuff for lunch in the cafeteria, was allergic to frat parties, and enjoy sitting in the front row during class. =NERD. I walked everywhere alone with my... More →