Auntie hears from a Sparkler who feels about kissing the way we do about cantaloupe (what?? It's gross.) —SparkitorsDear Auntie,
I really really hate when people kiss. I think it's the most disgusting thing high schoolers or college students can do in the hallway. Whenever I... More →
Our inboxes are brimming with Playlist submissions—here are some of our most recent favorites for your listening pleasure!—SparkitorsThe Nerd’s Basic Booster Pack by Nerdfighteria:DFTBA feat. Mike Aranda by Hank Green
Here Comes My Baby by... More →
DontWorryBeHappy:) gives us the lowdown on creepin' on our computers. This is useful stuff.—Sparkitors
Admit it: you're a stalker. How do I know this? Because I'm stalking you. In today's world, practically everyone is guilty of creeping, and the... More →
IWontGrowUpknows that bad means good, especially when you're a criminal mastermind.—Sparkitors
Want to be feared, reviled, and just generally disliked? Probably not, but I don't care. Pretend you're gunning for the title of "Baddest Villain Ever," put on your grimiest crime-doing face,... More →
After reading last week's comments, we've made several scientifically verifiable observations:
1. You guys have an unhealthy obsession with Hayley Williams' hair.
2. Ashley Tisdale ain't winning any popularity contests around here.
3. Chelsea Dagger is criminally good-looking.
That last one might be... More →
Just in time for election day, jgrudzy! We've seen some politicians use these tactics over the last few months, but we had no idea they were coming from you! —Sparkitors
This one is simple. How can you be awesome when you're arguing with someone?... More →
We’re floored by your dedication, mrs.draco416. But it starts to make sense when you mention the free Chik-fil-A. –Sparkitors
You know what a theater kid is. We’re those nutty, eccentric students who are always running around school muttering lines under their breath, trying on different... More →