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Animated Movies NOT to Watch with Your Kid Brother

By ContributorApril 29, 2010
We used to love animated movies. But then Sparkler Runxbabyxrun sent us this post and destroyed everything pure and good left in the world. We should probably thank her, but we're too busy burning our extra copies of The... More  →
Animated Movies NOT to Watch with Your Kid Brother

More Dreams, Interpreted!

By Robert IsenbergApril 29, 2010
Remember way back in February, when we analyzed your dreams? We thought we'd covered every possible dream ever, but turns out NOPE. We didn't. Good thing we're experts at making stuff up Psycho Sleep Analysis Interpretationism. Here are more of your dreams,... More  →
More Dreams, Interpreted!

Should Canada Change Its National Anthem?

By ContributorApril 29, 2010
FeatherQuill, we love Canada, and we're glad you brought up this issue, because we're having way too much fun with Garageband, and we'd like volunteer ourselves, the SparkNotes editors, to write a new anthem on behalf of Canada. Now, would you prefer a... More  →
Should Canada Change Its National Anthem?

Inventive Ways to Get Your Older Sib's Homework Help

By ContributorApril 29, 2010
We think ProposeWithOreos is a secret math genius. She will now be handling our personal finances, since we are incapable. —SparkNotes editors My brother decided to play a SUPER annoying song at full volume in his room so that I'd come in to turn... More  →
Inventive Ways to Get Your Older Sib's Homework Help

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Offended That You're Offended

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2010
It's annoying when people assume you have a perfect life. But just how annoyed should you get? Auntie tells us. —SparkNotes editors Hi Auntie! So, there's this boy. He's always really nice to me and we joke around a lot, plus he's capable of intelligent conversation, but... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Offended That You're Offended

How to Handle an Over-Competitive Friend

By Dan_BergsteinApril 29, 2010
Wanna race? I bet I can read that book faster than you. You suck at dodgeball. Are you trying to be bad at Call of Duty? Because if so, you’re winning. You only won because you cheated. I’m going to get a higher grade than you, and then I’m going... More  →
How to Handle an Over-Competitive Friend

The DOs & DON'Ts of Talking to Strangers on Planes (or Anywhere Else)

By ContributorApril 29, 2010
Sparkler jtjuvenile must go on a lot of transatlantic flights—she sure knows how to make the best of them! Use her advice in a 747 or on the school bus, and you'll never again hyperventilate at the thought... More  →
The DOs & DON'Ts of Talking to Strangers on Planes (or Anywhere Else)

Open Thread for April 29

By Emily WinterApril 29, 2010
This ed is taking a long weekend—heading to Wisconsin for a few glorious days of hanging out by beautiful lakes. And for that watery reason, she wasn't about to defy Sparkler daughterofposeidon, who said... This is my puppy, Lulu. She's a 1-year-old basset hound with... More  →
Open Thread for April 29

I Would Cross an Ocean (of The Undead) Just To Be With You: Making Your Long-Distance Relationship Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

By ContributorApril 28, 2010
We're absolutely in awe of this post's author, hulahoopla. —SparkNotes editors If you’re in a long-distance relationship of any kind, whether your partner attends college in La Paz, or plays World of Warcraft with you from Jakarta, or is training to be a ninja... More  →
I Would Cross an Ocean (of The Undead) Just To Be With You: Making Your Long-Distance Relationship Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

SparkNotes Movie Club: The Princess Bride

By Dan_BergsteinApril 28, 2010
Welcome back. Hope everyone had a chance to watch The Princess Bride, and to those who watched it along with me over on Facebook or Twitter, thanks! That was fun. How about those Mighty Ducks? (giggle) Sorry. That was... More  →
SparkNotes Movie Club: The Princess Bride