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THE COMMENTING APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

By Chelsea DaggerMay 17, 2011
EVERYBODY PUT DOWN THE ILLEGAL FIRECRACKERS AND STEP AWAY FROM THAT PROVERBIAL LEDGE: it's going to be OKAY. We know there have been mad problems up in this heezy recently with Gary the Terrible, and we are as sorry as a sorry, sorry... More  →
THE COMMENTING APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

Back to Paris!

By ContributorMay 17, 2011
LadyM's vacation draws to a close—and just in time, because we were about to DIE of jealousy.—Sparkitors Your favorite eager traveller was thrilled to return to Paris... it's a wonderful, wonderful city, and you all need to visit it before you die. Sadly,... More  →
Back to Paris!

Dan Went to Prom

By Dan_BergsteinMay 17, 2011
No. I didn’t go to a real prom this weekend. That would be creepy. Instead, SparkNotes sent me to check out the new movie, Disney’s Prom. Or should it be DISNEY’S Prom? I would use a larger font and draw stars around the... More  →
Dan Went to Prom

What Are Sisters For? (No, Really.)

By ContributorMay 17, 2011
mysticjadeshoe has something to say to her sister! —Sparkitors I can tell you who I appreciate. She's been by my side for every turn for the worst, and every shining moment. She's held my hand through the muck and let it go to let... More  →
What Are Sisters For? (No, Really.)

If Not Yale, Then Where?

By ContributorMay 17, 2011
Laura (and her alterego, rosefan42) has profuse thanks and even profuser QUESTIONS for all you college-prepping, Harry Potter-loving Sparklers, because she's a British Sparkler trying to get into Yale with your help! –Sparkitors Are you there, Sparklers? It’s me, Laura. Let me just... More  →
If Not Yale, Then Where?

Nightmare on Stock Photo Street

By Kathryn_WilliamsMay 17, 2011
Guys, our Stock Photo Face-Off comments are flagging, so we decided to find some EXTRA creepy, EXTRA bizarre, EXTRA seizure-inducing stock photos for this week's face-off. We cannot promise that these won't give you nightmares, okay? So you might... More  →
Nightmare on Stock Photo Street

How to Appreciate School (Now That It's Ending)

By Jennifer GrudzieckiMay 17, 2011
In a few weeks, you'll be out of school. After spending months of your life living in that windowless prison of a building that smells like sweaty feet, you're probably having a hard time doing anything but rejoicing about the coming of summer. But wait!... More  →
How to Appreciate School (Now That It's Ending)

Ode to the Small Things

By ContributorMay 17, 2011
nerd_alert knows that even the simplest things can make life sweeter!—Sparkitors Some brand new Converse straight out of its box. My best friend's new hat that looks like a fox. Warm clothes in winter and... More  →
Ode to the Small Things

Chivalry is Sexy!

By ContributorMay 17, 2011
Animated_Apathy wants boys to bring chivalry back, and we totally agree! Did you ever realize that there’s a group of really amazing people all around you?  They’re not announcing their actions in the streets or the interwebs. They just do... More  →
Chivalry is Sexy!

Open Thread for May 17

By Chelsea DaggerMay 17, 2011
Lilolemole says: I think this picture sums up nicely what every girl in Britain is thinking aroundabout now. Dude, this picture sums up what every SPARKITOR is thinkin' aroundabout now, too. Harry is FLY.... More  →
Open Thread for May 17