Hey, Sparklers! Auntie here, and I'll be answering a letter in a minute or so... just as soon as I finish crying little salty tears of happiness at how HOLYOMGSWEET you guys are. Wow! Thank you so much for the lovely birthday wishes!... More →
You know the guy we're talking about—he glares at you with the fury of a thousand suns, and he fails everyone he possibly can, laughing like a war criminal as he does.
What is his deal? Does he have, like, human skulls in that desk? Well,... More →
NinjaCoCo is in an awesome class that helps students get real world experience by matching them up with internships. Give a puppy a kiss for us, NinjaC!!! —SparkNotes editors
You have to have a strong stomach to work at a veterinary hospital. So... More →
If you've ever gone over to the home of a friend you happen to be crushing on, you know how this goes:
Step 1: You show up.
Step 2: You flip a wave and a "hi there" to Mr. and Mrs. Parents-of-Your-Crush.
Step 3: You head down to... More →
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Sparklers! Did you know that anyone can celebrate St. Patrick's Day, even if they're not Irish? Here's how:
1. Throw some green confetti into the air.
2. Do a jig.
3. When a ginger falls in a puddle, mumble something about "the luck of... More →
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I need your help!I have been in a relationship with this girl for over a year, and it has gone absolutely wonderful. That's not the problem. The problem is, she has very low self esteem, especially regarding her appearance. Now recently I... More →
Sparkler dramaKTO gets depressed when she finishes a play. We get depressed when we finish a burrito. —SparkNotes editors
Now is the time when spring plays end and rehearsals for summer shows begin. This post is for peeps who are novices. If you are... More →
Unexpected things can come up out of nowhere, like an unwelcome zit on a usually-perfect nose, causing dramatics and disaster. My zit of the week came in the form of a dead car.
The first days of my internship breezed by in a chaotic whirlwind. I... More →
We recently saw the rich guy from Pretty in Pink when we were getting lunch across the street. He looked really serious, and we didn't like his shirt. We agree with Woktaker—Duckie's better. —SparkNotes editors
The other day I was bored and staring at... More →
Sparkler penguins_quack recently spent some time in the hospital. We hope her recovery is going well! —SparkNotes editors
I was recently hit by a truck and only just got out of hospital. Okay, I didn't quite get hit by a truck, but pretty much.... More →