Sparkler are941 was one of the very first people to respond to our call for music reviews—she must type at the speed of light! Her reward? We're using her article to kick-start our Sparkler Music Review series! We're ECSTATIC about all... More →
The world contains an unfortunate number of jerks. Some of them are definitely in your high school. But there's an upside to being around people who love to terrorize you—one we just thought up—and it's that learning to tolerate bullying without losing your mind and... More →
In this latest installment of Dreadful Movie Posters, we examine the ad for Human Centipede.
The first time we stumbled upon this movie poster, we tinkled in our pants a little—in the good way. But had we known what the movie was... More →
You have a problem, and your grandpa can't help you. Sure, he can tell you how to fix a car with rope, or what to do if the drugstore won’t accept your expired coupons (hint: You need to lie and cry). But asking for date... More →
Nope. We’re not going to talk about the Better Marriage Blanket. We’re not going to link to the ad that’s circulating around the internet. We’re not going to tell you how you can order one, or even describe what this goofy blanket actually does. And... More →
Shyell and Now_what have the knowledge and skill to become the two most irritating people on earth. What will they do with such unprecedented power? We don't really care. But we do want you to call us... More →
Today, Auntie tackles a letter from a girl with a mysterious aversion. Take it away, Auntie! —SparkNotes editorsDear Auntie SparkNotes,
I have a friend in my civics class. She's nice and all, but I don't really want to be her friend anymore. Just that I've noticed... More →
Here's another pic from ItsRainingJellyBeans. She says this swallow tried to dive bomb her head, and succeeded. Does that mean you have a bird-sized dent in your skull, beans? Now that's an open thread pic we'd like to see...
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straight_edge_society does a great job of being informative without giving too much away. Fab post, ses! —SparkNotes editors
One of my favorite pastimes is reading, and trust me, I have done A LOT of reading. This post is exactly what it sounds like: a... More →
We think booklover6795 has a pretty. Amazing. Life. —SparkNotes editors
I've read a lot of "A Day in the Life" posts, and have been surprised at how many different types of schools there are. I was sure I would see... More →