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Dear Auntie SparkNotes,
Prom is coming up in a month, and... More →
Every April 1, Americans torment each other with elaborate jokes. Hand-buzzers. Frogs in desk drawers. Pails of water over doorways. And there are always verbal pranks, too. The punchline? Somebody screaming, "APRIL FOOLS!" in your face.
Practical jokes are a true art, and some folks take... More →
Thanks, NerdfighterDave, for reminding us of a time when we used to ride the procrastination train all night and wake up on our dorm floor with our faces stuck to the remainder of a Papa John's pizza. —SparkNotes editors
It's 4 a.m. on a... More →
Spring is here, Sparklers, and that means that one of the most exciting events in your academic calendar is officially upon us! Yes, it's SPRING BREAK. And if you're anything like us, you've spent many months in breathless anticipation of that wonderful week—a week when... More →
Welcome to the universe according to BellaSwan1. We love it here. The earth is clean and pretty, we all get jetpacks, and the rest of the universe looks like it's made up of sprinkles. BellaSwan1, we'd like to spend a day in your... More →
Daisy, one of s7lovesbeatles' cats, looks so cute and defenseless snoozing in this basket. But there's another side to Daisy...
THE DICTATOR SIDE! Doesn't it look like Daisy's about to deliver a speech from atop her box balcony? Don't bite us, General Meow!... More →
Sparkler ipebble can read our minds! It seems like every time something good happens, we go out to celebrate and find a hair and a colony of maggots in our milkshakes. *sigh* —SparkNotes editors
Ever have the feeling that things are going too well?... More →
We're doing The Friday Awards on THURSDAY night! From BED! In our PJs!!! This is so awesome.
Okay, okay, this isn't about us. It's about...we forget.
Oh right, YOU! You hilarious, insane, and passionate Sparklers who deserve recognition and a day off. How bout this, we'll take... More →
It sounds like grind lines aren't on the menu in Lady_Sparkler's Saudi, but as long as we can order McD's fries, we're happy (not really—we need boys!). —SparkNotes editors
Even though I’m not Saudi, I’ve lived in Saudi Arabia since... More →