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8 Things About 2 Broke Girls: Episode 3

By Rachel KorowitzOctober 5, 2011
1. Didn't you hear us last time when we talked about the racism thing? Here's the thing: I'm all for irreverence. I love comedy, and people who push the line in a smart way command my undying respect as well... More  →
8 Things About 2 Broke Girls: Episode 3

10 Things You Should Know About Life in Kuwait

By ContributorOctober 5, 2011
merriam94, we knew almost nothing—okay, absolutely nothing—about daily life in Kuwait, but now we want to know a lot more. –Sparkitors Kuwait is a small country on the Arabian Gulf. I’m half Kuwaiti and I’ve lived there most of my life, and while in... More  →
10 Things You Should Know About Life in Kuwait

Words You Need to Know Before You Go To College

By ContributorOctober 5, 2011
Courtney Guth is about to upgrade your dictionary, college-style.—Sparkitors Put down those SAT prep books, and cease that concern over your critical reading score: you’re going to be fine. Enough of that worrying over pretentious high caliber vocabulary meant to increase your lexicon... More  →
Words You Need to Know Before You Go To College

October Horoscopes

By Dan_BergsteinOctober 5, 2011
What evil awaits you during the month of fear and candy? Will this October be a time of tricks or a time of treats? Or a time to change your relationship status? And who will be your lucky ghost? Only the brave shall read what... More  →
October Horoscopes

The Sparks and Splogs Get Their Own Theme Songs!

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 5, 2011
Metalhead865 should know that Chelsea Dagger actually took her name from the VERY SONG he suggested for her. He's a genius. She's a genius. We're all geniuses.—Sparkitors We know them and we love them: they're the Sparkitors and Sploggers, the wonderful, sweaty people... More  →
The Sparks and Splogs Get Their Own Theme Songs!

Open Thread for October 5

By SparkLifeOctober 5, 2011
kimmie1323 sent us this picture of turtles suntanning in Canada. Whatever, turtles. Who needs sunshine? Who needs beautiful blue water? Who needs the feeling of freedom that comes with having seemingly endless summer days ahead??? NO ONE, that's who. We're not bitter. We just... More  →
Open Thread for October 5

What's Your Dorm Room Style?

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 4, 2011
Dorm housing is the first opportunity most kids get to live any darn way they please, rather than the way their parents have always demanded. This often leads to slovenly mayhem. If you always hated taking out the garbage, you suddenly realize that... More  →
What's Your Dorm Room Style?

Auntie SparkNotes: The Curious Case of Horny Joe

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 4, 2011
Dear Auntie, I'm dating this guy. And he is amazing. Like super-surprises-me-on-my- birthday-to-go-rock climbing-amazing. We've been dating for about 2 months now, and things are going great with him. Unfortunately, he's not the problem. It's his best friend. His best friend (whom we... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Curious Case of Horny Joe

Voldemort Uses Google Maps and Jafar Whines Like a Girl-and THAT'S What's Happening at Writer Wars

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 4, 2011
Take my advice: all of you should drop out of high school and become staff writers for Saturday Night Live, because butts, you are HI-larious. (Unrelated note: please do not actually drop out of high school. Such an action would have grim consequences, grimmer even... More  →
Voldemort Uses Google Maps and Jafar Whines Like a Girl-and THAT'S What's Happening at Writer Wars

The Pros and Cons of Having a Math Party (Hint: There's Only One Con)

By ContributorOctober 4, 2011
Jessica has done the impossible: she's made studying for a math test FUN.—Sparkitors In honor of the Math Party I’m going to tonight, I’ve decided to write up a list of the pros and cons of throwing your own mathematical shindig—even though "Everyone at... More  →
The Pros and Cons of Having a Math Party (Hint: There's Only One Con)