In a perfect world, you would be able to eat whatever you want in front of your crush (or anyone you're trying to impress) without worries of being judged or projectile vomiting into his front pocket. But let's get real: Raisins look like rabbit poop,... More →
Presents are the best thing ever—except when they're the most awkward thing ever. —SparkitorsDear Auntie Sparknotes,This is a pretty minor problem, but I'd really appreciate your help because I feel quite embarrassed bringing it up to my friends!You see, on my birthday I received a... More →
It's almost like we're making it TOO easy with this picture, right? You've got a cuddly animal with his head stuck in a bowl and a tiny orange fish who may or may not be alive; if that's not a recipe for hilarious comments, then... More →
ez30yankee's tips just might save your life—or at least your pride—next time dodgeball rears its ugly head. —Sparkitors
If you’re anything like me, gym class is a hell designed especially with you in mind. It's... More →
We can't figure out if we feel light-headed because we've been laughing so hard at the second installment of jedimastermegan's new series, or because we just built a bleach volcano and lit that sucker up. —Sparkitors
Chemistry is hard because it involves chemicals. Chemicals... More →
CHEEZ-ITS. AND SPARKLIFE. AND SCRABBLE. AND CHEEZ-ITS. While we wipe the drool of our chins and try to shrink our eyes back to their normal size, check out this amazing photo and accompanying caption from Miss.Moneypenny:
What ho, SparkLife!
Today I was watching Psych and... More →
Brittney, your cat's fashion sense is impeccable. Look at the way that green trim brings out her eyes!
Send your haute pics to email@example.com for possible publication in an open thread!... More →
Emily Winter is off gallivanting around New Orleans today, which means Chelsea Dagger edited the Friday Awards. And sweated on them. A lot. —Sparkitors Hello Sparklers! I, bad_hijab_day, have come to this far planet on a mission. Everyone... More →
Sparkler, we want to give you and Charlie a big Sparkly hug! —SparkitorsDear Auntie,
Would you consider it wrong to date behind your parents' backs -- if you're being the more moral person?I have a friend "Charlie" who's really intelligent, funny, friendly, tall, very strong, multilingual,... More →