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Open Thread for November 13

By SparkLifeNovember 13, 2011
What's that? You don't like clowns? And you especially don't like their hairy wrists? Oh, we're sorry. We thought you wanted to look at them all the time, and that's why you're not sending us any OT pics. >:/ Hint hint!... More  →
Open Thread for November 13

Open Thread for November 12

By SparkLifeNovember 12, 2011

This is what happens when you don't send us cute open thread pics.

You FORCE us to post terrifying balloon stick men. Don't come complaining to us—you brought this on yourselves!

To make the balloon man go away, send pics to contribute@sparknotes.com.

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Open Thread for November 12

Blogging Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Part 12

By Dan_BergsteinNovember 11, 2011
Chapter Twenty-Four: Priori Incantatem Better Title: Try to Ignore the Phallic Nature of Wands We're going to wrap up the book in this week's blog and end it quickly, because the sooner we finish the sooner we get to the very best Harry Potter book,... More  →
Blogging Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Part 12

Long-Distance Relationships: Do's and Don'ts

By ContributorNovember 11, 2011
Courtney Guth's relationship sounds as healthy as low-free yogurt! (That's a good thing.) —Sparkitors According to some, monogamy in college is a myth. It ranks right up there with unicorns, the abominable snowman, the Loch Ness monster, and other imaginary beings. Most college students... More  →
Long-Distance Relationships: Do's and Don'ts

The Final Rule to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

By ContributorNovember 11, 2011
How do you pack when the weather report just says "zombies"? Chirii's here to help. –Sparkitors Hello again fellow Sparklers and, welcome to the final installation of the rules of the zombie apocalypse! Today we will discuss the items you... More  →
The Final Rule to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

Is This A Dating Dealbreaker?

By Rachel KorowitzNovember 11, 2011
Sometimes, you can show up 45 minutes late with garlic breath, make 'em pay for the movie tickets, and then point at your mouth and say, "Hello? The good-night kiss goes here NOW," and your date'll still be like, "Rock ON. Smooch city!" Other times,... More  →
Is This A Dating Dealbreaker?

Which Disney Prince Would Make the Best Boyfriend? Round 2

By Lauren PassellNovember 11, 2011
We're in the thick of battle to see which Disney Prince would make the best boyfriend, and man that first round was easy. Wait. No it wasn't. We were totally called out on our terrible reffing skills when we crowned Naveen... More  →
Which Disney Prince Would Make the Best Boyfriend? Round 2

Dressed For A Style Duel With Nature

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 11, 2011
When the fall foliage reaches its peak, I just can't help it: I start feeling a little bit drab by comparison. Black goes with everything, sure, but it's also kind of boring. And when I'm walking down the street with my dog, trying to feel... More  →
Dressed For A Style Duel With Nature

Auntie SparkNotes: Free College Conundrum

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 11, 2011
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, My problem regards college. As I am currently a senior, I am in the midst of applications and piles of homework and all sorts of things that are stressing me out. But the one thing that is not stressing me out is art.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Free College Conundrum

Is This Dress a Little...

By EmmaNovember 11, 2011
...well...inappropriate? Sorry to sound like your mom, but Demi Lovato is 19! And this dress confuses us. On the one hand, we want to say, "Young lady, where do you think you're going looking like that? March right upstairs and put a shirt on!" On the other... More  →
Is This Dress a Little...