Remember when you wore your gym uniform to that party that one time, and everyone wanted your number and asked who your stylist was? And then you woke up, your forehead covered in ink from the math notes you passed out on? Because only in your... More →
Today's photo was sent in by willutakemehome, who wrote:
I thought I might help kick off the new school year by sharing with you a photograph I call: "Summation of a Summer." Isn't that a supermegafoxyAWESOMEhot name for a picture?
Why yes, it IS a... More →
Dont_panic__42 sent us today's pic, along with the accompanying caption:
This is what happens when:a) you don't get your daily dose of Cheezits.b) didn't read Sparklife this week
If that's true, we shudder to think what'll happen when you find out that the Sparkitors have... More →
Take Joseph Gordon-Levitt, subtract a few years, add a dash of Buddy Holly and a pinch of smizing, and you get a dreamboat so fine and so underage, we're pretty sure we're already under arrest in some states (this guy can't be a day over... More →
The Sparkler who snapped these clouds says, "This really looks like a rat." Maybe it's because we're woozy from hunger, but we don't see it.
We say that big patch of blue is a puddle of maple syrup, and the little patch is a fried egg.... More →
Mean Girls is that rare comedy that lives up to the hype. Usually when a friend recommends a funny movie or book, he is over-selling it. (BTW: Hot Tub Time Machine isn’t that great. So stop telling me how great it is, Grandma.) But... More →
Hear ye! Hear ye! By royal order of the Sploggers and the Sparkitors, we hereby declare the following euphemisms approved for immediate use! Spread them among friends and classmates! Compound them to talk in code! And above all, use them to confound your parents and... More →
Today, we're all b-words! —SparkitorsDear Auntie Sparknotes,I'm a sophomore, and there's this boy who has a crush on me. That probably wouldn't be too big of a deal except that he's twelve and very, very, annoying. He's quite bright for his age, and he takes... More →
With all the JCPenney commercials in heavy rotation, and Good Morning America segments featuring must-haves for fall, it’s impossible not be conscious of what look you’re portraying at school. Maybe you’re rocking jeggings, or maybe you like to channel your inner Hasselhoff and show up... More →
Thanks, Purpleabsofsteel. Now we have the GUTS theme song stuck in our heads. —Sparkitors
I will admit that there are some pretty fantastic TV shows out there, like Dr. Who and Glee, for example. But for some reason I’m attracted to shows that will... More →