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Anne Hathaway Raps Now?

By Aislinn ShevlinAugust 18, 2011
So this happened. I think she should keep her day job. What do you think of Anne's rap? Send in your favorite videos at contribute@sparknotes.com... More  →
Anne Hathaway Raps Now?

The Best Of SparkLife: Quotes Edition

By ContributorAugust 18, 2011
lia.lovegood has put together a priceless collection of some of the most hilarious words ever written on SparkLife. You better put on your laughing pants.—Sparkitors I'm just an average teenager who is (GASP!) completely obsessed with the Harry Potter phenomenon and reading in general.... More  →
The Best Of SparkLife: Quotes Edition

Ode to Dan Bergstein

By ContributorAugust 18, 2011
alexsarcastic221, we second all of these emotions. —Sparkitors Dan, oh Dan, how shall I describe thee? With your luscious brown beard come sit here beside me. Tell me of werewolves and jetpacks and swords Of wizards named Harry and dark, evil lords While Edward and Jacob and Bella... More  →
Ode to Dan Bergstein

The Pros and Cons of Dating a Metalhead

By ContributorAugust 18, 2011
AngelaV, date an indie snob next! We need another guide. –Sparkitors Last semester I had one of the more unexpected experiences of my life. Surprising all of my friends, I started dating one of my best guy friends, who is an insane metalhead. Having... More  →
The Pros and Cons of Dating a Metalhead

The Many Sweaty Faces of Chelsea Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 18, 2011
This slideshow is going to make you wish that cameras were never invented. It’s going to test your tolerance for pain. It’s going to force you to ask, “How many photos could there possibly BE of Chelsea Dagger making finger guns?!?” (The answer is infinity.) You sho More  →
The Many Sweaty Faces of Chelsea Dagger

Ask a Teacher: Do You Gossip About Students?

By Mr. JonesAugust 18, 2011
Welcome to Ask a Teacher! In this new series, a group of hilarious educators will tell you the TRUTH about what goes on in the teachers' lounge. First up, meet Mr. Jones!—Sparkitors Q: Do you gossip about students with the other teachers? A: Absolutely. I wish I could... More  →
Ask a Teacher: Do You Gossip About Students?

Open Thread for August 18

By SparkLifeAugust 18, 2011
I'm mesmerized by this stock photo of a pencil ball. That is all. ... More  →
Open Thread for August 18

Dan Bergstein Saved My Life

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 17, 2011
You know he's funny. You know he's fabulous. You know he's got a semi-inappropriate fixation on the biological workings of Edward Cullen's vampire peni— er, well, the point is, you know practically ALL THE THINGS about Dan Bergstein. But what you didn't know is that... More  →
Dan Bergstein Saved My Life

Ashley's Fitness Exam Results

By Ashley SpencerAugust 17, 2011
Last year, I had a Polar Body Age assessment (that picture to the right was taken around the same time). This is a test that that measures your fitness levels, like your body’s age, weight, composition, blood pressure and Cardiovascular Max VO2 (this is really... More  →
Ashley's Fitness Exam Results

Auntie SparkNotes: Ladies Can Do Stuff Now

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 17, 2011
Dear Auntie, I have this friend who is, well, a tad bit sexist. He'll constantly call girls sluts or whores for tiny things like wearing short shorts or for being messy eaters (WTF?). He'll talk about how girls are skanks nowadays because they hook up with... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Ladies Can Do Stuff Now