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How to Survive Your First Date

By ContributorNovember 22, 2011
It seems that WelcomeToMichaeland doesn't like guys who smell like pickles. To each her own! —Sparkitors One's very first date can go in a few different directions. It can be a total disaster, it can go wonderfully, or it can be entirely anticlimactic. Personally,... More  →
How to Survive Your First Date

Ellen Makes Fun of Breaking Dawn

By Jennifer GrudzieckiNovember 22, 2011
After the Justin Bieber video, quite a few of you have practically begged me to put this video up as well. Well, maybe not begged, but that makes me feel more important. Anywho, ask and you shall receive, Sparkle-friends! I'm sure you'll find this mockery of... More  →
Ellen Makes Fun of Breaking Dawn

Why My NFL is Better Than Yours

By ContributorNovember 22, 2011
littlemisskatbacon routinely drop-tackles 400-pound dudes...or DOES she? You'll have to read on to find out!—Sparkitors I've been a member of the NFL for two years now, and my team went to Nationals last June. I have numerous trophies, medals,... More  →
Why My NFL is Better Than Yours

Simple Tips That Will Get You Through High School

By ContributorNovember 22, 2011
aspiring4greatness is here to help you survive high school. Listen up.—Sparkitors Ah, high school. Hormones. Football Games. The girls crying under the bleachers for God knows what reason. These four years will no doubt be memorable, but... More  →
Simple Tips That Will Get You Through High School

10 Tips to Make Your Fantasy Hero Not Stupid

By Scott GreenstoneNovember 22, 2011
It’s week 4 of NaNoWriMo, and your hero still sucks times a million. You feel dumb and your fingers type slowly because there’s nothing grounding your novel or pushing it along. We understand your stupidity, though, and we are ready to fight it with every... More  →
10 Tips to Make Your Fantasy Hero Not Stupid

Audio Happiness

By Jennifer GrudzieckiNovember 22, 2011
Pixie_rae31 specifically designed this playlist to be listened to while skipping, or petting kittens, or other happy things like that. If you can manage it, we're sure it would go well with frolicking in a meadow or playing duck-duck-goose with 12 puppies and... More  →
Audio Happiness

Why Superman's Reign of Terror Must End

By ContributorNovember 22, 2011
mjray926 is not impressed with everyone's favorite butt-chinned superhero. Is she onto something, or blaspheming comic-book history? –Sparkitors I am the unofficial head of the SMAP initiative. SMAP (I wish it spelled out SLAP) stands for Superman Awareness Program. My many colleagues and I... More  →
Why Superman's Reign of Terror Must End

Open Thread for November 22

By SparkLifeNovember 22, 2011
Hanna sent us this gorgeous pic of the seaside in Hindelopen, Netherlands, saying "I wish I were there right now." We've never been, but it looks absolutely beautiful; we're definitely adding Hindelopen to our  "Must Visit" list! (And also our "Words we will... More  →
Open Thread for November 22

10 Things You'll Need at College

By ContributorNovember 21, 2011
This is simply a humble list of items that I didn't initially bring to school, but have found that I can't live without. I tried to keep it low-budget; most of them are either hand-made or “liberated.” 1. A lunch tray. A multi-purpose tool. “Oh, I... More  →
10 Things You'll Need at College

Kitchen Utensils, Illustrated

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 21, 2011
After Recipe Week, last week's celebration of glorious foodstuffs and culinary talent, no doubt you're ready to don a chef's hat, roll up your sleeves, and get busy in the kitchen like a BOSS. But before you tie on your apron, beware! For your kitchen cabinets are a strange More  →
Kitchen Utensils, Illustrated