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Upcoming Events at SparkLife Academy!

By ContributorSeptember 20, 2011
Theatregeek_bookworm<3 presents this week's agenda—feel free to add in pillow fights and ice cream sundae banquets whenever you see fit!—Sparkitors Good afternoon, fellow Sparkler students, and welcome to another bright, beautiful day here at SparkLife Academy! Here are some... More  →
Upcoming Events at SparkLife Academy!

Metalhead Reviews Mystery Science Theater 3000

By ContributorSeptember 20, 2011
There is nothing that Metalhead865 is not an expert on. It makes us feel hopelessly inadequate.—Sparkitors Music? Check. Video games? Check. Crushes? Check. What's left? TV. Yes, even I, the great Metalhead865, watch TV. But I'm... More  →
Metalhead Reviews Mystery Science Theater 3000

A Sparkler's Hamlet Parody, Starring Barbies

By Jennifer GrudzieckiSeptember 20, 2011
Welcome back to the SparkLife Academy Talent Show! In this segment, winchesterlove5455 has remade Hamlet—with Barbie dolls! Not only is her version funny and a wee bit easier to understand than Shakespeare's original version, we're also pretty sure that... More  →
A Sparkler's Hamlet Parody, Starring Barbies

How to Write the Next Outrageously Popular Tween Book Series

By ContributorSeptember 20, 2011
alexsarcastic221 knows where the real money is at: LITERATURE. (If only that were true.)—Sparkitors A few days ago I saw this hilarious post about becoming the next tween phenomenon, and I happened to notice that oceaneyesx3 left out one... More  →
How to Write the Next Outrageously Popular Tween Book Series

Cooking 101

By Rachel KorowitzSeptember 20, 2011
The backstory: my mom's an incredible, my-mouth-is-alive-with-the-newfound-knowledge-of-the-amazingness-of-food kind of cook. Her mom was, too. Me? As a kid, I really liked the idea of cooking, but when you're surrounded by strong, loud women who can make dryer lint taste like Five Guys, joining in... More  →
Cooking 101

Spirit Week at Sparklife Academy

By ContributorSeptember 20, 2011
jayt919, we've always wanted SparkLife to have a theme song! —Sparkitors Woot! It’s time for Spirit Week and every single person is digging it at the SparkLife Academy. This year’s SparkLife Academy spirit week themes are... Monday: School Color Day Wake up in the... More  →
Spirit Week at Sparklife Academy

The History of Rock (Part Two)

By ContributorSeptember 20, 2011
Luna_22 is going to school you on rock, even if she has to rock and roll all night to get it done. –Sparkitors Some people say that I have a mild obsession with rock. I disagree. I don’t just listen to it—that would be... More  →
The History of Rock (Part Two)

Open Thread for September 20

By SparkLifeSeptember 20, 2011
cookie-lovingBabaYaga sent us the most epic present ever: Dear Sparkitors, I would like to present my poster "Sparknotes is amazing!", which I made sometime ago. It still hangs proudly on my wall, as you can see in the second picture. (Yes, it's self advertisement of... More  →
Open Thread for September 20

Chicken Soup for the Sore Throat

By ShivaniSeptember 19, 2011
In the grand scheme of things, getting sick is not so bad, but in the grand scheme of college, getting sick during your third week of school sucks hard. I missed a full week of classes because of a gnarly case of strep throat and... More  →
Chicken Soup for the Sore Throat

The Illustrated Guide to Stain-Hiding

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 19, 2011
Egad! Well, now you've done it, butterfingers: a slip of the fork, a twitch of the hand, and you've spilled something saucy, slimy, or otherwise stain-inducing all over your new fall wardrobe. But before you start crying and stripping off your clothes in an effort to hide th More  →
The Illustrated Guide to Stain-Hiding