BIG NEWS, DUDES: Metalhead has just released his VERY OWN ALBUM! It's time to ROCK.—Sparkitors
What is UP, you guyssss?! I'm sure you read about PrestigiousTimeLady's novel Slipping Reality getting published a few months back.... More →
You know, it's hard to be a Splogger. Sometimes you Sparklers are smarter than us, there are way more than you, and sometimes after a long day of splogging, Sploggers get achy all over even though we haven't even walked anywhere. We get exhausted. And... More →
An amazing and hilarious Mystery Sparkler named Katie says...
We left Halloween to the last minute due to midterm exams and the grocery stores ran out of pumpkins. Solution? Carve a watermelon.
LURVE IT, GIRRRRRL.... More →
You guys, I fear I'm not a very good Potterhead. Don't get me wrong, I'll destroy you in a trivia contest any day of the week, but when it comes to actually following through, I fall flat. For instance, my school had a Harry Potter... More →
1. Max probably isn't volunteering at Shady Pines anytime soon. Up top, Max tries to be cutesy with a four-top of blue-hairs, but they immediately barrage her with a cranky laundry list of things they hate about her and the restaurant. Max's reaction: "Whoa—hold... More →
There are three kinds of people in this world: people who drink coffee, people who drink tea, and people who drink pickle juice. We've already covered the former. This post is for the second category. (We'll get to you, pickle drinkers.... More →
Christmas shopping for friends and relatives is pretty easy. If you know what they want, great. If not, you can buy them silly gag gifts, or just pick up any old junk at the last minute and slap a note that says ... More →
Dear Auntie Sparknotes,I am currently a homeschooled senior. I have not been homeschooled all my life, but after another traumatic move before my junior year, my parents let me homeschool for the rest of my high school career because I suffer from anxiety.Since I have... More →
Last week's post gave you guys a chance to re-write history, and you took the opportunity to save lives right and left (Fred Weasley is BACK! Abraham Lincoln survived the assassination attempt! Lenin got a head cold!). We always knew you butts were... More →
All_is_Mal's post goes against everything we know and believe. Someone actually LIKES math? Is there a tear in the space-time continuum?—Sparkitors
Calculus is absolutely amazing. This year, I’m taking AP Calculus BC, which involves 90 minutes of calculus class every day, and it’s... More →