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Top 7 Weirdest Quotes from My A.P. US History Teacher

By ContributorNovember 3, 2010
We would angry swim 100 miles just to take this class. Consider yourself lucky, princesscat_A! –Sparkitors Desk flipping, chalk hair, presidential mockings—welcome to my A.P. US history class! If my school were SparkLife, my  history teacher would be Dan. You know, that amazing sarcastic... More  →
Top 7 Weirdest Quotes from My A.P. US History Teacher

November Horoscopes

By Dan_BergsteinNovember 3, 2010
There’s a chill in the air as November’s icy fingers grab you by the face and scream, “You should have worn a heavier coat!” This is a month of mystery and intrigue as the holiday season looms. Prepare yourself by reading our accurate horoscopes as... More  →
November Horoscopes

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerNovember 3, 2010
Man, you guys are hard to please. Last week, we gave you TWO WHOLE VIDEOS, and our hilarious double whammy only averaged a 7.57; sure, it's a solid score, but it's a far cry... More  →

Open Thread for November 3

By Emily WinterNovember 3, 2010
~too~ made a Harry Potter Pumpkin! We looooooooooove him, and hope he's not all nasty and wilted by now. What do you think he should be called: A Very Potter Pumpkin, or Harry Pumpkin?... More  →
Open Thread for November 3

Auntie SparkNotes: Snogphobia

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 2, 2010
Auntie hears from a Sparkler who feels about kissing the way we do about cantaloupe (what?? It's gross.) —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I really really hate when people kiss. I think it's the most disgusting thing high schoolers or college students can do in the hallway. Whenever I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Snogphobia

The Playlist to End All Playlists, Part "We Want Some More"

By ContributorNovember 2, 2010
Our inboxes are brimming with Playlist submissions—here are some of our most recent favorites for your listening pleasure!—Sparkitors The Nerd’s Basic Booster Pack by Nerdfighteria: DFTBA feat. Mike Aranda by Hank Green Here Comes My Baby by... More  →

The Dos and Don'ts of Online Stalking

By ContributorNovember 2, 2010
DontWorryBeHappy:) gives us the lowdown on creepin' on our computers. This is useful stuff.—Sparkitors Admit it: you're a stalker. How do I know this? Because I'm stalking you. In today's world, practically everyone is guilty of creeping, and the... More  →

Application Essay: Anthem Anxiety

By Miss MarmNovember 2, 2010
Laura is working on a college application essay about terror, tarnished reputations, and fifth grade. Check it out!

Prompt: Evaluate a significant experience, achievement, risk you have taken, or ethical dilemma you have faced and its impact on you.

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Application Essay: Anthem Anxiety

My Anything-But-Average High School Experience

By ContributorNovember 2, 2010
We don't hear too many stories like chasingsquirrels' on SparkLife, but when we do, we're always inspired! —Sparkitors I recently read the post 6 Reasons Why My High School is... More  →

How To Be The Baddest Villain Ever

By ContributorNovember 2, 2010
IWontGrowUp knows that bad means good, especially when you're a criminal mastermind.—Sparkitors Want to be feared, reviled, and just generally disliked? Probably not, but I don't care. Pretend you're gunning for the title of "Baddest Villain Ever," put on your grimiest crime-doing face,... More  →