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How To Carve a Pumpkin: Illustrated

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 6, 2010
Are you confused, befuddled, or otherwise put off by the traditional autumnal activity of Halloween pumpkin-carving? Hey, you're not alone! In fact, many people are puzzled about why we repeatedly stab gourds—gourds that never even did anything to us!—for the sole purpose of creating front-porch... More  →
How To Carve a Pumpkin: Illustrated

My Most Embarrassing Moments: A Countdown—Numero 4

By ContributorOctober 6, 2010
Remember last week, when thenameselodie kicked off her Embarrassing Moments series with a quick trip down Humiliation Lane? Well, it's about to get worse. Elodie, if we weren't laughing so hard, we'd probably feel terrible for you.... More  →
My Most Embarrassing Moments: A Countdown—Numero 4

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 6, 2010
APPARENTLY, you guys didn't quite get the joke last week: the video (which this ed found HILARIOUS) scored an utterly DISMAL 1.96 on the Scale of Awesomeness. On the upside, Coffinmaker promised us a Scottish-kilt-clad dance, so things aren't... More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week

How to Give Your Bedroom a Makeover

By Kathryn_WilliamsOctober 6, 2010
Your bedroom is your castle, your lair, your citadel, your city on a hill, your own personal interior decorating nightmare. Every teen struggles with the question, "How do I make my room the coolest expression of myself?" Is it by filling it with some Ikea... More  →
How to Give Your Bedroom a Makeover

Kathryn's High School Life

By Kathryn_WilliamsOctober 6, 2010
The Sploggers are telling us their high school stories. We want this series to go on forever. —Sparkitors Were you funny? If you had asked me, definitely. If you had asked my friends and family, probably not. My humor has always leaned heavily on sarcasm. If... More  →
Kathryn's High School Life

The Social Network: Some Questions

By Rachel KorowitzOctober 6, 2010
The Social Network tells the story of Facebook's dramatic founding. (Who would have thought a couple of lines of code could lead to broken friendships and multi-million-dollar lawsuits, right?) After avidly watching the movie, I walked out of the theater puzzling over a few... More  →
The Social Network: Some Questions

Auntie SparkNotes: The Boyfriend Thief

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 6, 2010
Dear Auntie, I am in a slightly awkward situation with a friend (maybe I should say ex-friend). She likes my boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem if she would respect that he and I are together and not try to flirt with him. Unfortunately she she... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Boyfriend Thief

October Horror-Scopes

By Dan_BergsteinOctober 6, 2010
This is the month of evil and dread, when nightmarish ghouls roam the land looking for souls and fun-sized candy bars. Should you lock your doors and hide under the bed, or should you march forth into the damp spooky night? Only we have the... More  →
October Horror-Scopes

The SparkNotes Gleecap: Season 2, Episode 3 (Grilled Cheesus)

By Melissa AlbertOctober 6, 2010
I'd like to start this recap off with a "HOLY SANDWICH, BATMAN!" Why? Because after encountering the face of Jesus in the burned portions of his grilled cheese sandwich, Finn decides that the sandwich is Cheesus, his personal lord and savior. He uses Cheesus to... More  →
The SparkNotes Gleecap: Season 2, Episode 3 (Grilled Cheesus)

Blogging a Band Geek's First Football Game

By ContributorOctober 6, 2010
We love your school spirit, meganpikalvr12–Sparkitors Most of you know that the best part of a high school football game is the halftime show. Not because you get to stock up at the concessions stand, but because halftime is when the marching band does... More  →
Blogging a Band Geek's First Football Game