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Waiting and Waiting and MORE Awkwardness

By ContributorAugust 29, 2011
Talie's getting ready to leave for college... but not without one more awkward conversation! —Sparkitors College... COLLEGE. It's big, scary, and super-AMAZINGLY awesome. Well, that's what I've heard, anyway. Even though the rest of the world has left for college already, including all of my... More  →
Waiting and Waiting and MORE Awkwardness

The Reason You Wake Up Early Is To Listen To These Songs Before School

By Jennifer GrudzieckiAugust 29, 2011
NarniaSparks, if these songs convince you to wake up early, they must be good. And since Scouting for Girls is a British band, I almost believe it. Still, I'm not sure I love cute British boy bands enough to crawl out... More  →
The Reason You Wake Up Early Is To Listen To These Songs Before School

Auntie SparkNotes: Nonosexuality

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 29, 2011
Auntie's now taking a question a week from the college crowd. Baby Sparklers be warned, HND will also be referred to as *gasp-faint-whimper-warm-milk-please* "SEX" today. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I am a 20-year-old girl, a college junior, and I have an issue that I've recently become somewhat concerned... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Nonosexuality

Everything You Need to Know About Body Piercing

By Rachel KorowitzAugust 29, 2011
We know you really want that classic Rachel Bolan look, but before you increase your jewelry intake, you need to get your piercing knowledge on, son/daughter. Follow our advice, and you won't end up getting an eyebrow spike from the guy at that... More  →
Everything You Need to Know About Body Piercing

The Top 7 Reasons to Go to Engineering Camp

By ContributorAugust 29, 2011
monicarima, will you dedicate one of your Android apps to us? Please? —Sparkitors I have just returned from a three-week-long residential camp, and I felt like everyone at SparkLife would appreciate knowing why I had such a good time. I’d like to... More  →
 The Top 7 Reasons to Go to Engineering Camp

Ask a Teacher: Do Teachers Ever Crush on Students?

By Mr. JonesAugust 29, 2011
Q: Do teachers ever crush on students? A: Yes. And it’s always disgusting. Even if there's not a Grand Canyon-type age difference between the teacher and the student, a teacher crush is very creepy. I don’t have personal experience with this. I’ve never found myself infatuated with a... More  →
Ask a Teacher: Do Teachers Ever Crush on Students?

How to Raise an Army of Household Objects (Trust Us, This Will Come in Handy)

By ContributorAugust 29, 2011
Flyergirl13 gives you a use for all those bottlecaps you've collected over the years. For more of her insanely awesome writing, check out her blog right here!—Sparkitors Some of you may look at the title of this post and think "Cool!  I've... More  →
How to Raise an Army of Household Objects (Trust Us, This Will Come in Handy)

19 Things that Prove Jon Skindzier Is THE MAN

By ContributorAugust 29, 2011
This post definitely convinced us of one thing: Animated_Apathy has read every Jono post EVER. —Sparkitors I am convinced that Jono Skindzier is an incredible miracle of life. Thus, I compiled a list of 19 quotes and pictures (written... More  →
19 Things that Prove Jon Skindzier Is THE MAN

How to Ensure That Your Profile Pic is Stalk-Worthy

By Megan PrietzelAugust 29, 2011
Your profile picture is the first thing that any random stranger stalker on the internet sees when he types in “Penelope Custard,” so it had better be good. And GOOD IT CAN BE.  In order to determine where your current profile picture stands on the... More  →
How to Ensure That Your Profile Pic is Stalk-Worthy

The Hunger Games Preview Was, Like, 2 Seconds Long, and Other Non-News from the VMAs

By Emily WinterAugust 29, 2011
If you "missed" the VMAs last night, here's everything you'll need to know for the final exam, which does not actually exist, because that would be awful. 1. Beyonce is preggo. What should she name her baby bump? (Optimus Bergstein.) 2. Gaga went as her... More  →
The Hunger Games Preview Was, Like, 2 Seconds Long, and Other Non-News from the VMAs