We regret to inform you that you may soon become the recipient of a glowing green star or bejeweled golden crown.
Thankfully, these comment-based technological ingenuities will not affect all of you. Only intensely thoughtful, witty, and dedicated Sparklers will suffer the burden of carrying... More →
Alright, so my question is about boobs. I'm 16 and only a 32A. And while I'm thankful that I have boobs in the first place, I'm super insecure about how small they are. I'm actually a very small person overall, but being 16 means... More →
Not currently experiencing a mind-bending sugar high? MarauderPrincess is here to remedy that! –Sparkitors
HOWDY! What’s up, me luverlies? How’s it going? Well? Awesomesauce! Remember how I gave you some of my favourite easy lunch recipes a while back? Well, this time... More →
Famed grumpypants V.S. Naipaul, whose novel A Bend in the River makes us violently sleepy, thinks Jane Austen—and all women!—are sentimental ninnies.
As The Guardian reports, Naipaul gave an interview bashing the ladiez. Top four most enraging quotes:
"[I] couldn't possibly share [Jane Austen's] sentimental... More →
This awesome post was a collaboration between Bexxrose and Cheez_It_Addiction—we definitely want to be on their team after the zombie apocalypse.—Sparkitors
We all know that a world ruled by Sparklers would be a wonderful and highly intelligent... More →
In this new series, FacetiousFace has a little something to get out of the way before she can start high school... –Sparkitors
Hi, my name is Michaela. I like to make waffles, friends, and clothing from duct tape. I read comics, play Zelda, and... More →
Chapter Seven: Mudbloods and MurmursBetter Title: Ron Barfs Up Slugs
It's tough reading the word "murmur" without thinking of a certain series of awful novels about the hardships of being perfect. The word itself isn't horrible. It's a very good word. It's not the word's fault... More →
Faye's been blogging her quest for a prom date since January. You picked out her (gorgeous) dress. Now find out how her big day went! —Sparkitors
15 weeks spent looking for a Prom date.
14 dresses tried on.
17 posts on SparkNotes.
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