In this slideshow, you'll get the lowdown on makeup and hairstyles that'll give you that coveted "effortlessly gorgeous" look, whether you're wheezing your way through gym class or out on a glamorous date! So get out your mascara and get ready to put your best face forward!
RunsWithPizzaBagels620 comes from a long line of miscreants, and we're totally jealous. –Sparkitors
I was watching a commercial for ancestry.com, in which some dude with a lame tie finds out that his great-great-uncle’s roommate’s personal assistant invented the cabbage patch or something,... More →
Some days, you just want to cry. Hopefully, today is that day for you. Why? you ask. Because today's pick (suggested by HappyMonkey16) should make you cry. If you don't cry, you are officially a heartless jerk who steps on squirrels for fun.... More →
Take it away, RedGirlRocks:
It had been a while since I played with chalk, but this past weekend I had the opportunity to bring my inner child out once again. Ahh... The wonder of chalk.
A true masterpiece, RedGirl. When's the last time... More →
Maybe goblins and ghouls and bunny boilers scare you guys. What scares us is that someone out there thinks there is a use for these four stock photos:
Ah, yes, this gentleman wants you to partake in the traditional Middle Eastern baked... More →
Call us naive, but we didn't see this coming!
Every blogger in the universe thought Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries was a sham orchestrated to drum up ratings for her reality show. And while we kind of knew they were right, but we kind of... More →
I'm about to tell you something that might disturb you. It might change your entire world view. It might completely destroy your childhood innocence and naivete, and I'm sorry you had to learn it so soon. OK, brace yourself.
The Great Pumpkin isn't real.
Just kidding! He's... More →
"This is a playlist for the ender of the relationship who is trying to move on and be HAPPY! (I originally made it for my friend in this situation.) Be not too mopey, Sparklers!"
1. "Put Your Records On" by Corinne... More →
Dear Auntie,I recently lost my stepfather to colon cancer. It was about a month ago, and my mother, sisters, and I are all starting to really heal. So my problem isn't that I'm all upset and can hardly function because I'm devastated by my loss.... More →
Rose brings us yet another hilarious, dromedary-death-related post. It's CAMEL TIME, y'all (that's like HAMMER TIME, but better.)—Sparkitors Rose here with your next relationship PSA! Today, in order to prevent further camel deaths, we'll be covering how to introduce... More →