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Auntie SparkNotes: The Crushy Mea Culpa

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 26, 2011
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm going to summarize everything in point form because it's easier and shorter. - I went to camp for six weeks this summer, and met a guy (who shall be known as John). We hung out on the first day, but only occasionally after... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Crushy Mea Culpa

The Great New York Lightsaber Battle of 2011

By Jennifer GrudzieckiSeptember 26, 2011
Only in New York City can hundreds of mature, full-grown adults dress up as Jedi and whack each other with plastic lightsabers for two hours. Luckily, I live in New York. On Saturday night I donned my Princess Leia buns and met up with a group... More  →
The Great New York Lightsaber Battle of 2011

The Phantom of the Opera is a Deformed Psychopath, and He STILL Gets More Kisses Than Me

By ContributorSeptember 26, 2011
purplepants' post made us laugh so hard that we may have broken a rib. It hurts. To breathe.—Sparkitors For years now, my most committed relationship has been between me and an 100-year-old story about a guy with a jacked-up... More  →
The Phantom of the Opera is a Deformed Psychopath, and He STILL Gets More Kisses Than Me

The Night of Shame: Dating Stupid McLoserPants, Part II!

By ContributorSeptember 26, 2011
Sunshine_AZ gives us the much-anticipated follow-up to her hilarious post about a crush gone awry! When we last left off, she'd just gotten home from a pretty horrible date—and received a totally unexpected text from the guy... More  →
The Night of Shame: Dating Stupid McLoserPants, Part II!

How to Make Your Lifeguard Like You

By ContributorSeptember 26, 2011
All_Is_Mal offers an etiquette guide for next year, while simultaneously torturing us with memories of summer days past.—Sparkitors There’s been a lot of hype on SparkLife about waiters—how you should treat them, how much you should tip them—and while I’m as nice to More  →
How to Make Your Lifeguard Like You

Adding Autumnal Layers to a Summertime Skirt

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 26, 2011
In case you guys missed it, Kathryn did a great slideshow last week on how to keep wearing lightweight summertime dresses even after the weather gets chilly. And I was so inspired by her fab outfits (and so insanely, desperately jealous of her... More  →
Adding Autumnal Layers to a Summertime Skirt

Ask a Teacher: Do You Ever Try to Set Students Up?

By Mr. TocheSeptember 26, 2011
Here's the complete question: Do you ever try to set students up? If not, do you make ideal pairings of students in your head? Not to repeat myself from my last column, but oh HELL no. Really, I'd rather lock myself in a coffin filled... More  →
Ask a Teacher: Do You Ever Try to Set Students Up?

The Subtle Nuances of Girl and Guy Bath Products

By Lucy HutchinsonSeptember 26, 2011
Have you seen that episode of The Simpsons where all the different brands of Duff beer come out of the same tube? That's what we imagine it's like at the Toiletries Factory. We're sure that all those shampoos, body washes, and toothpastes are pretty much... More  →
The Subtle Nuances of Girl and Guy Bath Products

Open Thread for September 26

By SparkLifeSeptember 26, 2011
We don't know if the anonymous Sparkler who sent this hilarious picture in drew it herself, but if so, color us IMPRESSED. There was no explanation for the pic, simply the subject line "Why vampire teachers suck." And that, friends, was explanation enough. ... More  →
Open Thread for September 26

Open Thread for September 25

By SparkLifeSeptember 25, 2011
dac213 says, "I was going to ask Dan to draw a picture of the meeting he described between Sauron, Emperor Palpatine, and Voldemort, but then I decided to draw it myself." dac, you're an MS Paint whiz!... More  →
Open Thread for September 25