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The Top Fell! Let's Fight About Inception

By Dan_BergsteinJanuary 27, 2011
How are your brains? By now you should have all seen Inception for the SparkNotes Movie Club. If you haven’t, stop reading, because we’re about to get into some heavy-duty spoilers. In fact, if you’ve never seen Inception, you probably shouldn’t have read... More  →
The Top Fell! Let's Fight About Inception

Auntie SparkNotes: No Damnation For Participation

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 27, 2011
Dear Auntie, I am very involved my school's "chapel" community, as I think of it. I sing in the Chapel Choir (which means that I have to go to Sunday services sometimes), I get along well with the school minister, and I attend a sort of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: No Damnation For Participation

15 Things To Do Before You’re Old and Boring

By ContributorJanuary 27, 2011
If Clairevoyagerfan thinks 18 is old, then we're practically senior citizens.—Sparkitors 18 is a frightening age: endless responsibilities are suddenly thrust upon you, and gone are the carefree days of youth when you could trolly-surf... More  →
15 Things To Do Before You’re Old and Boring

Rejected Prom Themes, 2011 Edition

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 27, 2011
Question 1: What's better than traditional prom themes? Answer: Almost everything, including scabies. Question 2: What's better than traditional prom themes as re-imagined by Chelsea Dagger? Answer: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, PRETTY MUCH. So here they are: 20 rejected prom themes. Feel free to suggest 'em at your school—but please,... More  →
Rejected Prom Themes, 2011 Edition

Guide to Prom Etiquette

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 27, 2011
Don't accidentally act like a jerk at prom. Read Jon's guide instead! ... More  →
Guide to Prom Etiquette

Inside the Closet of a Private School Girl

By ContributorJanuary 27, 2011
XCisSexy158 forgot to mention the 500 Twinkies and gallons of spring water in her closet. Unless...are we the only ones prepared for the apocalypse? –Sparkitors As I was getting dressed this morning, it occurred to me that looking inside someone's closet can give you... More  →
Inside the Closet of a Private School Girl

Never Been Kissed Michigan: Part 6!

By ContributorJanuary 27, 2011
thenameselodie's is kickin' it old-school style in Hawaii, but lucky for you, her sense of humor never takes a vacation.—Sparkitors First on today's agenda? Some clarification. A. “How do you pronounce your name?” ELLE-oh-dee. B. “WHY THE #$%& AREN’T YOU ‘ZEROING IN’ ON SPENCER? HE'S... More  →
Never Been Kissed Michigan: Part 6!

Terrible Ways To Ask Someone To Be Your Valentine

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 27, 2011
There are tons of great ways to ask someone to be your Valentine. Foremost among them is actually asking the person, with minimal trickery, and without assuming you need to play a guitar or break a bunch of laws. As long as you can say... More  →
Terrible Ways To Ask Someone To Be Your Valentine

The Think Tank: Aragorn Looks Good When He's Greasy

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 27, 2011
While crafting this week's utterly genius post, we thought to ourselves, "Now, who's in need of some Think Tank face-time?" And you know who we thought of? That super-ugly, permanently unshowered dude named Wormtail who appears in The Two Towers for about 15 horrifying seconds. But... More  →
The Think Tank: Aragorn Looks Good When He's Greasy

The 10 Worst Ways To Wake Up Your Sibling

By ContributorJanuary 27, 2011
If Midnight_Writer were our little sister, we'd probably have killed her by now. But we'd also be on time to work.—Sparkitors My sister never, ever wakes up when her alarm clock goes off. It just... More  →
The 10 Worst Ways To Wake Up Your Sibling