We feel calm after looking at noisettepancake's serene picture. The kind of calm that makes you want to go to yoga and then eat a BLT and fries. Thanks, noisette!Help your Sparkitors get fat: send your pics to email@example.com.
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keatonwookie and dylnaqui sent us a pic that will haunt our nightmares.
Allow them to explain:
This is Joe Guts (my friends and I call him Fatman). Fatman is a really funny old toy that my dad got from an educational store when... More →
Who says you have to return from spring break with a tan and a dishy pen pal named Pablo? You and Pablo will lose touch in a few months anyway, and he definitely can’t take you to prom. This year, we challenge you to think... More →
Let's assume that your attitude toward your parents fall somewhere between "ZOMG they're totes my BFFs!" and "ZOMG I'm only applying to colleges that are at least 9,000 miles away!" (If they've ever made you attend snake-worship camp or insisted that "cave livin' is the... More →
Congratulations to our victor from Round 2E, hannahrama and Badge #40! We'll see you again in Round 3 which will actually happen sometime soon since we're already almost done with Round 2!
Today we have the showdown of all the showdowns... *cue dramatic music*.... More →
You guys are SO lucky, and you don't even KNOW it. Why are you lucky? Because you're not Emily Winter, which means you're not sitting 2 feet away from a festering flu-bucket of disease named Chelsea Dagger and constantly pouring hand sanitizer down your gullet... More →
Real Alias knows that the way to a Sparkler's heart is through her stomach. –Sparkitors
Yes, the Food Network! I can't be the only one out there who has noticed all of the amazingly talented and good-looking guys on there. Right? Right!... More →
I don't have a date to prom yet, but I do have a date to my winter formal. And I know you’re all like, “WHAT? Is it Penn, or Michael Cera, or Taylor, or OMG Chad is back? AHHHH!”
Goodness, calm down. Deep breaths. Let me... More →
This is slightly strange to me because I usually solve my own problems, but I would like some help right about now because my friends have no idea what to tell me and I don't want to screw something up. I'm a freshman guy... More →
Vishnusri shares her religion with us, and doesn't talk nearly enough about the storytelling part! –Sparkitors
After reading Sparklife posts on life as an atheist and life as a Christian, I decided to write a post about my life as... More →