Dear Auntie Sparknotes,I'm going to summarize everything in point form because it's easier and shorter.- I went to camp for six weeks this summer, and met a guy (who shall be known as John). We hung out on the first day, but only occasionally after... More →
Only in New York City can hundreds of mature, full-grown adults dress up as Jedi and whack each other with plastic lightsabers for two hours. Luckily, I live in New York.
On Saturday night I donned my Princess Leia buns and met up with a group... More →
purplepants' post made us laugh so hard that we may have broken a rib. It hurts. To breathe.—Sparkitors
For years now, my most committed relationship has been between me and an 100-year-old story about a guy with a jacked-up... More →
Sunshine_AZ gives us the much-anticipated follow-up to her hilarious post about a crush gone awry! When we last left off, she'd just gotten home from a pretty horrible date—and received a totally unexpected text from the guy... More →
All_Is_Mal offers an etiquette guide for next year, while simultaneously torturing us with memories of summer days past.—Sparkitors
There’s been a lot of hype on SparkLife about waiters—how you should treat them, how much you should tip them—and while I’m as nice to More →
In case you guys missed it, Kathryn did a great slideshow last week on how to keep wearing lightweight summertime dresses even after the weather gets chilly. And I was so inspired by her fab outfits (and so insanely, desperately jealous of her... More →
Here's the complete question: Do you ever try to set students up? If not, do you make ideal pairings of students in your head?
Not to repeat myself from my last column, but oh HELL no.
Really, I'd rather lock myself in a coffin filled... More →
Have you seen that episode of The Simpsons where all the different brands of Duff beer come out of the same tube? That's what we imagine it's like at the Toiletries Factory. We're sure that all those shampoos, body washes, and toothpastes are pretty much... More →
We don't know if the anonymous Sparkler who sent this hilarious picture in drew it herself, but if so, color us IMPRESSED. There was no explanation for the pic, simply the subject line "Why vampire teachers suck." And that, friends, was explanation enough. ... More →
dac213 says, "I was going to ask Dan to draw a picture of the meeting he described between Sauron, Emperor Palpatine, and Voldemort, but then I decided to draw it myself."
dac, you're an MS Paint whiz!... More →