We're not saying the stork made a mistake, but all evidence suggests you were born in the wrong decade. Which era do you belong in?
You should have been born in the 50's if...
You love the taste of malt
You think... More →
Surprise! The Sparkitors and Sploggers had a party last night!
Aren't these wrists pretty? Guess whose wrists these are. Go on, GUESS. (HINT: THEY'RE NOT GARY'S.)
Did you guess? Are you overwhelmed by the fact that one of us has REAL WRISTS?
Now, are you ready to see... More →
Pet names come in two varieties:
#1: The things you call your itty-bitty-wuggy-buggy-snigglety-pigglety cuddle muffin S.O., and
#2: The names you give to your actual pets.
(If you choose to make out with one category, please be sure it's #1. Making out with #2 is not only deeply... More →
LadyLLeafdawn, we'd send you this tiara to the kingdom of Funny, Ridiculous Writing if we could. —Sparkitors
I recently read the article about Disney princesses who are nuts, and felt obligated to defend Snow White because she was my first main role... More →
All of these series sound totally awesome, Trinica—we're going to have to hit the books!— Sparkitors
Anyone who knows me would call me an avid reader (they would NOT call me an awesome ninja chick, but I'm working on that). I... More →
ninjapuckwithswag has a laser pointer. We're jealous. —Sparkitors
Yup, you read the title right. I give up a Saturday of going to the movies and hanging out with “cool” friends for a Saturday of studying Snell’s Law and hanging out with nerd friends.
Before I... More →
I used Jon's help to write you a
because my poetry brings
all the boys to the yawn.
which is like a yard
and a lawn
ok so I know why you weren't in the tv
last night. it's
because you are on your way
to New York!... More →