It's a beautiful day here in New York City, Sparklers—too beautiful for dealing with dark family dramas, frenemy conflicts, or unrequited crushes. Instead, how about a nice, fluffy question for Friday?Okay? Okay!(And soon as this column is done, I'm going to throw on some sunglasses,... More →
The cat in the hat!
This is a photo of my Snowshoe cat, Socks (Yes, my parents let me and my sister name her—I was 5 at the time so excuse the very original name.) as a kitten, playing in a straw hat.... More →
Welcome back to the SparkNotes Movie Club. To our new readers, this is how it works: At the beginning of each month, we’ll announce a film. Then you’ll have a few weeks to watch the film, or better yet, watch along with me as I... More →
Chapter Twenty-Four: Snap DecisionBetter Title: Though I've Only Just Met Him, Seth is My New Best Friend
Dear Werewolf Seth,
Hi! You don't know me. My name is Dan and I like Robocop and pancakes. I'm writing this letter to inform you that you are officially my... More →
Jazzy (aka villanous_mwaha) has a new class called "Guidance," where students and a teacher are supposed to discuss serious issues, like cyber-bulling. Unfortunately, that's not what actually happens. Here's a typical day in Jazzy's Guidance class. —SparkNotes editorsStart of lesson: I wonder what... More →
ZOMGGGGGG!!!! WE ARE SOOOO ON TEAM crunchy_apples!!! If you're not, something bad will happen to you. REALLY. We're getting "crunchy apples" tattooed on our butt cheeks! WE ARE! —SparkNotes editors
We’ve all seen and encountered fangirls before. We all know that fangirls can be... More →
Dear Auntie Sparknotes,I've been dating this girl for approximately 20 months or so. It's fair to say that it's a pretty serious relationship. However, recently, she's been hanging out with my best friend quite a lot; they've always been close, friend-wise, but apparently he's having... More →
Contributing new words to the English language is the hallmark of great writers and rappers alike. Shakespeare himself is credited with introducing words like "eyeballs" and "puking," while Lil Wayne blessed us with the word "bling."
Every creative writer or aspiring rap star will find herself,... More →
Sparkler MaDDie3322 has a crush on House. That's cool, we'll take Holmes. Minus the pipe. —SparkNotes editors
My favorite show is “House. " Yes, that show with the crippled doctor who figures out a way to cure his patients' unusual problems within 15 minutes... More →