When we relax with our dear families on Thanksgiving, it's easy to let it all hang out. Surrounded by our loved ones, we don't have to keep up the tap dance of "polite conversation" required at school, work, the grocery store,... More →
New Splogger Kevin Claymore loves Harry Potter just as much as you do—and he's got the Hippogriff tattoo to prove it. Ha, just kidding. OR ARE WE? —Sparkitors
Let's face it: most of us spent Potions class accidentally lighting our own eyebrows on fire,... More →
We totally agree that Dazed and Confused is required high-school viewing, awdorkable. We also think that participation in the Didgeri-dudes should be mandatory. –Sparkitors
Before entering my freshman year, I was fed a bunch of lies as to what high school was all about. Now that I know better, I... More →
Coffinmaker, we snort-laughed twice! —SparkitorsChapters XXI-XXIII
Gah! Heathcliff has a new evil plan! Maybe he just had this plan all along and I just realized it, but...
Basically, he wants his son Linton to marry Cathy Junior, which is pretty iffy in and of... More →
We didn't want to admit it on the internetz, but it's true, we have holes in our underwear. And while these holes were OK in the summer, it's getting chilly outside, which means it's time to bundle up—everywhere. To stock up on some patchless panties... More →
We thought it couldn't happen. We thought it couldn't be done. We thought "There's no WAY that an Interview With a Sparkler post will ever get more than 300 comments"—but Sparklers, we were WRONG. And boy oh boy, being wrong has never felt so... More →
Isn't this time turner the coolest thing ever? That's our nice way of saying
WE WANT IT. WE MUST HAVE THIS OBJECT. BECAUSE WE ARE HERMIONE.
We need it.
Kolizzle, can we pay you for it...in Ring Pops? (We've got a connection.)Btw, on the subject of,... More →
Chapter Twenty-One: First HuntBetter Title: The Amazing Adventures of Super Bella and Her Sidekick, Lullaby Lad
Thirsty Bella must kill her first wild animal, and Edward wants to show her how it's done in this bloody and bloody confusing chapter. I still question Edward and Bella's... More →
Last week's riddle was so intense (Russian Roulette and treacle pudding are a dangerous combination) that several Sparklers suffered severe mental breakdowns (that's completely untrue). As such, we've adopted a much lighter, more relaxing focus for our latest logic puzzle: MOUNT DOOM. So... More →