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My Most Embarrassing Moments: A Countdown—NUMBER 1!!!

By ContributorOctober 28, 2010
Today is a day that will live in infamy: thenameselodie is about to reveal her most embarrassing moment of all time—and trust us, you DO NOT want to miss this. —Sparkitors Thus far, comments from fellow Sparklers have reassured me that my social inadequacies... More  →

Open Thread for October 28

By Emily WinterOctober 28, 2010
Wow! We're speechless! You talk instead, Elena28! I visited my aunt in Arizona two years ago and immediately fell in love with the desert, especially Sedona.  This picture was taken in Sedona, Arizona on the side of the road.  The different colors you... More  →
Open Thread for October 28

How to Write a Perfect Essay in Five Minutes

By ContributorOctober 27, 2010
katee96 has got tips and tricks to turn you into an expert essayist. Try saying that 5 times fast. No, really. Try it. —Sparkitors School has been in session for a few months now, and you're probably up to... More  →

Why I Love Parentheses

By ContributorOctober 27, 2010
Ellareen is just a little obsessed—with a punctuation mark. Hey, we don't judge. —Sparkitors It happens to everyone: you're sitting in class, daydreaming about Daniel Radcliffe, when suddenly, your teacher says something so ludicrous, so appalling, that you can't help but roar... More  →

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 9

By Emily WinterOctober 27, 2010
Volume of the Second Chapters 5-8 Well, Mr. Collins is a butt. Lizzy doesn't know how her buddy Charlotte can handle being married to him. I don't know how Charlotte can handle being married to him WHILE being a werewolf AND having to resist the temptation to... More  →
Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 9

Auntie SparkNotes: Get Smart

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 27, 2010
We say, if you're a Sparkler, you're a genius, automatically. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I feel like I don't really know who I am anymore. When I was a little kid, I sensed that I was different from everybody else. My mom and my teachers always told me... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Get Smart

Why Angry Birds Is Awesome

By Dan_BergsteinOctober 27, 2010
Angry Birds is one of the hottest cell phone apps on the market. From subways, to buses, to long lines at the otter show, you can spot everyone playing this addictive puzzle game. But what makes Angry Birds so much fun? After several... More  →
Why Angry Birds Is Awesome

Pick Up More than Candy This Halloween

By Ashley SpencerOctober 27, 2010
Valentine's Day is known as the lovey-dovey-est holiday, but Halloween can be sexy, too. Just think of all those red lips, fishnet stockings and fake facial hair. It’s enough to turn on any goblin or witch. Want to charm some sexy nurses or pale... More  →
Pick Up More than Candy This Halloween

SparkNotes Gleecap: Season 2, Episode 5 (The Rocky Horror Glee Show)

By Melissa AlbertOctober 27, 2010
lurve the Rocky Horror Picture Show; I love the classic, goosebumps-inducing lips sequence, I love the drive-in vibe, and I love the weirdo cast and the amazing music. I wasn't expecting unparalleled greatness from an homage episode, but I wasn't expecting to be so disappointed. Why... More  →

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 27, 2010
Quite a few of your heads exploded last week when Chelsea Dagger accidentally claimed that eggs were dairy products, and your complaints were most eloquently expressed by {TheSisterAct}, who wrote: Dear Ms. Dagger, This is a letter from the... More  →