As the economy struggles to come back to life, we all must watch our wallets, and one way to save some cash is chowing down on budget-priced foodstuffs. Sure, these products are about as glamorous as Snooki’s mug shot, but once you get... More →
Something IS wrong with you, Sparkler: you're entirely too well-adjusted. —SparkitorsDear Auntie,
This question may come off a little odd but I need someone to answer it. It's about sex. (cue the gasping audience and awkward turtles). I've been with my boyfriend for five months now... More →
These pics, taken by MarauderPrincess, were sent to us in May. We hope they take some gloom out of your first days back at school. MarauderP says...
The first is a picture of a Mexican paintbrush, and I didn't even notice the ants on... More →
Once upon a time, I was in a long-distance relationship, and to say that it was "terrible" would be doing a disservice to the word "terrible." Save this information for later.
Now, the recap!
AND PRETTY MUCH SPOILERS FROM HERE ON IN.
Meet Drew Barrymore! She's' a no-nonsense... More →
Megan_Adams is annoyed. Here's what she can't stand. —Sparkitors1. Asking, “Whatcha doing?” (especially with that particular inflection) even when it is perfectly obvious what I am doing, and it cannot be possible that you are confused about what it is that I am... More →
Just to clarify: this is not a quiz about Justin Timberlake. Why, you ask, groaning with disappointment? Because if it were, the answer to every single question would be "HOTNESS," and that kind of predictability would defeat the entire purpose of the Quizinator—which is to... More →
You may not know this, but SparkNotes has a (fictional) academy.
It's either called "SparkLife Academy" or "SparkNotes Academy" (we're undecided). It is certainly not called "The Academy for Untethered Unicorns and Drippy Sea Hags," which the Board of Education deemed inappropriate because there... More →
As much as you surely love "Naturally Occurring Rock Formations 101" and "War and Peace from a Nietzschian Perspective," we think we've come up with some elective classes that can outdo anything your high school is currently offering—and that includes "Advanced Cooking: Jell-O As An Arbiter... More →