falineaz'semail and pic made us laugh, shudder, wince, and almost vom (baby guts cookies!!!), all in one glorious moment. She is probably a genius.
This is Tobias Oliver Matthew, my flour baby from 8th grade Family Life class. He deserves to be on... More →
charmedgiirl14sent in a request along with her pic:
Could you ask the Sparklers for today's open thread for an idea of a good game to teach a class full of high schoolers involving candy (the game, not the high schoolers)?
We have a few... More →
Raking leaves is stupid. It’s time consuming. It’s boring. It can make your back sore. So why do we all do it? The next time your parents, landlord, or evil headmaster asks you to rake leaves, use these arguments against this brutal act and you’ll... More →
Midterms are done, and I’m home for fall break for a week! My school gives us a ridiculous number of breaks—we barely do any work at all.
That was a joke. I have done more work in the past month and a half than I have... More →
dramaKTO shares the secret to winning the nerd of your dreams! —Sparkitors
For most people, flirting consists of batting a few eyelashes, smizing (thanks, Tyra), and a doling out well-timed hugs here and there. But for those saucy... More →
On the LEFT, all the way from firstname.lastname@example.org, please give a eerily animalistic hoot and holler for FLAG NUMBER 29!!! Weighing in at a mere 401 pixels, Flag 29 is coached by Sparkler prolife795,... More →
Thanks to beks405, we've now got a few indie crushes of our own—Zac Efron counts, right? —Sparkitors
I can happily say that I've never had a thing for Taylor Lautner, Justin Bieber, or a cast member of a... More →
First things first: you guys are TRIPPIN'. We haven't seen an identity crisis this bad since the late, great Are You Harry Potter? debate back in June—and even then, no one claimed to be Chuck Norris. But alas, we have only ourselves to... More →
Today, for the first time, Auntie advocates violent action. (She's just kidding, but still!) —SparkitorsDear Auntie,
I've recently made friends with a guy in my class and he is a really cool friend. The problem is I think he likes me and I don't like him.... More →