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Auntie SparkNotes: Dating, Waiting

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 21, 2012
Hi Auntie! I'm an eighteen year old girl, in my first year of university, and a lot of different opinions and information are being thrown at me about dating. I know that you don't need to listen to and accept everything you're told, but I'm still... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Dating, Waiting

He Has 423 Facebook Friends...But He's Not Real

By ContributorFebruary 21, 2012
imacrazynutmeg conducted an evil and excellent experiment. —Sparkitors John is your average seventeen-year-old boy. According to Facebook, he lives in Nothingboro, attends a Regional High School, listens to Atreyu, watches SNL, enjoys snowboarding and chilling with his “bros.” He is completely normal except for one... More  →
He Has 423 Facebook Friends...But He's Not Real

TheatreGeek Goes to Prom: A Hilarious New Sparkler Series!

By ContributorFebruary 21, 2012
theatregeek_bookworm<3 is determined to get her butt to the promenade this year, and lucky for us, we get to follow her every step of the way!—Sparkitors This is it, guys. The year.  The year where it all... More  →
TheatreGeek Goes to Prom: A Hilarious New Sparkler Series!

11 Reasons Math Isn't as Bad as You Thought

By ContributorFebruary 21, 2012
All my life, I've hated math. Despised it, actually. I was your typical free-spirited kid—I liked to draw, read, and paint. By that, I mean my family's garage wall was covered in drawings because the fridge wasn't big enough, I had read The Count of... More  →
11 Reasons Math Isn't as Bad as You Thought

Geeky Stuff to Read and Watch

By Emily WinterFebruary 21, 2012
Hola, Stinkertons. Welcome to MindHut 101, DON'T GET UP. SIT DOWN. THIS CLASS IS MANDATORY. You in the back, stop picking your nose. What do you think this is, your momma's cocktail party? YOU CANNOT GRADUATE WITH A DEGREE IN AWESOMENESS WITHOUT KNOWING THE FOLLOWING... More  →
Geeky Stuff to Read and Watch

Flyergirl Dominates the Google "D" List

By ContributorFebruary 21, 2012
Flyergirl presents the latest installment in her hilarious "Google How To" series!—Sparkitors "D" is such an interesting letter, wouldn't you agree? I feel kind of bad for it, because you always recite your ABCs, never your ABCDs. I mean, X doesn't feel left out,... More  →
Flyergirl Dominates the Google "D" List

Heyo, Residents of Girl Land: What's Your Opinion?

By Chrissie GruebelFebruary 21, 2012
The latest release from controversial author Caitlin Flanagan is out—and the subject is YOU. Chrissie gets her reviewin' boots on and breaks the book down, one outdated Seventeen reference at a... More  →
Heyo, Residents of Girl Land: What's Your Opinion?

Open Thread for February 21

By SparkLifeFebruary 21, 2012
After seeing Beauty and the Beast in 3D, we can't resist anything Belle-related. Which is why, though we aren't jealous of Kimmy's Lumiere costume, we are TOTALLY jealous of her production of Beauty and the Beast. So. Jealous.... More  →
Open Thread for February 21

All About CHEESE!

By SissyFebruary 20, 2012
It’s not just for the Wisconsinites anymore—everyone who's anyone eats cheese on the regular. Since we’re nerds with lots of free time, we want to turn you into cheeseheads who know everything about this sacred food of the gods, so you too can sound smart and pompous. More  →
All About CHEESE!

Our New-and-Improved Lip Gloss Colors

By Rachel KorowitzFebruary 20, 2012
Who cares about "fire engine red" or "berry blush?" We need gloss colors with some actual meaning behind them, like: Snot: This clear, viscous gloss adds amazing shine and luster. That is, until the wind blows and your hair gets stuck in it, leaving... More  →
Our New-and-Improved Lip Gloss Colors