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Who Was the Best Dressed at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards?

By Chelsea DaggerApril 2, 2012
HEY BUTTS, IT'S MONDAY! That exclamation point was a lie. No one is excited about Monday. Monday is the worst. Fortunately, the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards happened last night, which means I have loads of fancypants starlet photographs for you to gaze upon. Does that make Monday... More  →
Who Was the Best Dressed at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards?

How to Cope When Your Graduating Class Sucks

By ContributorApril 2, 2012
I am blessed (sarcasm) to belong to what is considered one of "the worst graduating classes" in the history of my school. This class is home to the groups of 16-year-olds who showed up at a football game so drunk a few of them puked... More  →
How to Cope When Your Graduating Class Sucks

How To Shake Off a Stalker

By ContributorApril 2, 2012
It's one of life's most pressing questions: how do I get rid of the creepozoid who's been following me all day? Well, wonder no further! Situation: On holiday. You're lounging on the sunny beaches of Madagascar (or if you're like me, shivering on a beach somewhere... More  →
How To Shake Off a Stalker

Hunger Games "Would You Rather?"s

By Lauren PassellApril 2, 2012
It's hard to make the Hunger Games even more challenging. Because... what could make battling to the death worse? Well, these things could. Would you rather... Be known as the fartiest tribute OR be the only one who can smell all the tribute’s farts and they smell so... More  →
Hunger Games "Would You Rather?"s

Auntie SparkNotes: I Kissed My Best Friend

By kat_rosenfieldApril 2, 2012
Psssst! Hey, Sparklers! The column will be on a brief hiatus while I take a mini Spring Break trip to sunny Florida. Don't be too sad; I'll be back with a new post on Thursday. —Auntie Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I am in desperate need of your help... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Kissed My Best Friend

8 Thoughts about Game of Thrones Season 2 Premiere

By Eric SiegelsteinApril 2, 2012
After a long and brutal winter filled with White Walker attacks (okay fine, I was watching The Walking Dead), Game of Thrones is finally back! When we last checked in with the competing houses of Westeros, the Starks were at war with the Lannisters, with... More  →
8 Thoughts about Game of Thrones Season 2 Premiere

The Host Teaser Trailer

By Josh PeriloApril 2, 2012
With the second half of Breaking Dawn getting ready to drop, Twihards around the world are preparing to mourn en masse. But I’m here to tell you, PULL IT TOGETHER! It’s not the end of the world. And, it’s not the end... More  →
The Host Teaser Trailer

Things We Want to Find in Our Easter Eggs

By Josh PeriloApril 2, 2012
It’s almost Easter time, and we all know what that means: Easter eggs! The thrill of this yearly hunt signals the excitement of spring. And nothing crushes a child’s soul quite like opening those little plastic treasures only to find the contents... More  →
Things We Want to Find in Our Easter Eggs

Relaxing Music (It's Like a Spa for Your Brain)

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 2, 2012
This playlist, sent in by an anonymous Sparkler, makes us want to just sit in the sun and smile. And possibly eat an ice cream cone. But then, we always feel like eating ice cream, so that's nothing new. "Runaway" by Kanye West... More  →
Relaxing Music (It's Like a Spa for Your Brain)