"This is a stick. But not just any stick. It's about a foot long, and is full on confetti and glitter. And somewhere inside is a tiny cutout of Waldo (he's only about 1/4 inch tall). It's difficult, but I... More →
The man behind the counter has a lot of tattoos.
And now he is picking his nose.
Me and Anna are standing behind a rack of big saggy dresses that look like they’re from the ‘60s—Anna calls them “muumuus”—laughing silently at this beast of a guy.
He looks... More →
Jenna's life isn't getting any less awkward.
Caught On Tape
High on her newly official relationship with Jake Jenna breezes into school hand in hand with her new BF only to get some seriously disturbing news: there's a camera trained on the sanctuary aka where Jenna and... More →
If you got in a time machine and went back to yesterday around 6 p.m., our dish would sound something like this:
YOU: Hey Chrissie, what do you like about Katy Perry?
ME: You mean, what do I like about Katy Perry aside... More →
I'm going to have a gynecology appointment this summer. Are they horrible? What should I expect? What are some great questions to ask that it would be awkward to ask your mom? I'm sure a lot of people will relate to this question... I... More →
FROM: elfchochow to get rid of a serious rash?
This is really a question of how attached you are to your respective body parts. Ha! Attached! It’s like a pun. But seriously though: doctors have no cure for rashes, and the only recourse is... More →
Have you guys seen this adorable puppy video yet? What was she dreaming about that made her so upset? We have a few ideas...
-She got a 2 on her AP US History Exam.
-She just watched Abraham and Ali's "Last Friday Night" duet from... More →