Chapter Twenty-Seven: Travel PlansBetter Title: Your Baby Is Broken. Fix it.
The Twilight Before Christmas
By Daniel Adam Bergstein
'Twas days before Christmas, when all through the house
Dan was still stirring, like a caffeinated mouse.
He paced and he hollered, he yelped and he cried,
"This book makes no... More →
With the holidays upon us, I went thrifting this week for some vintage pieces that I could wear to holiday parties. I couldn't let the subject pass without a Christmas photo shoot, complete with a tree, presents, and my friend Adam, seen below in some... More →
What's that sound? By golly, it's the pitter patter of Santa's tiny reindogs on the roof! Ho ho ho. He's bringing you a big ol' sack of Sparku for Christmas! Now don't read them so hard on Christmas Day that you... More →
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a good book must be in want of the perfect man (my apologies to Jane Austen). Books often create ideals of romance, chivalry, and all that jazz. I just so happen to... More →
Christmas cards seem like a pretty straightforward concept, if a little counterproductive. Everyone exchanges money for pleasant little cards when they then exchange with each other; sort of like redeemable gift cards, except that they can only be redeemed for absolutely nothing Christmas... More →
thenameselodie kicks some major NBK butt this week; she doesn't get any lip action, but we were still SUPER impressed!—Sparkitors
There’s a boy in my class who I will refer to only as The Uber Hottie. He’s... More →
It's 2 days until Christmas, Sparkleheads, which means it's also 2 days until Albus Dumbledore's Annual Ping Pong Championship of the WORLD. Every year on December 25th, good ol' Dumblebutt hosts a glittering, gorgeous soiree in the Great Hall at Hogwarts, and all of his... More →
Today's playlist was sent in by an anonymous Sparkler with the theme "Music with such variety that my mom laughs at me when play CDs that I burned."
1. "Cold December" by Matt Costa
2. "Tell Me Ma"by... More →
Amarantha93 isn't demanding, she just knows what she wants! —Sparkitors
I know that this is probably a hard time of the year for you. You travel around the world with your reindeer, delivering presents to all the boys and girls (don't forget me).... More →