As you guys have already noticed, English idioms don't make much sense. Our language is littered with thousands of phrases whose meanings have absolutely nothing to do with what they actually say, and sure, we understand them, but only because we've heard them... More →
Hey guys! You've all been sending in your submissions for the new Sparkler Post badge and they're looking good!
But... we just wanted to remind you all, in case you forgot, the deadline is 11:59 p.m. EST on December 8... so hurry up and send those... More →
The second installment in flyergirl's new series is even funnier than the first—plus, we now know the most effective way to kill our piggy banks. JACKPOT.—Sparkitors
Holiday shopping is a stressful time of year, especially given the rough economy, which forced record numbers... More →
Well, last week's Video War made one thing pretty clear: Taylor Swift has more nicknames than anyone else in the universe. Are we jealous? Of course. We love nicknames. We eat nicknames like candy. But we really can't compete with Swifty, aka Tay-Swizzle,... More →
J. Phoenix just made our faces fall off. From laughing. Totally makes sense. Yep. —Sparkitors
1. It was confiscated for national security reasons, I can't say any more.
2. My imaginary friend borrowed it and never gave it back.
3. I transferred to a religion that... More →
Hey Sparklers, do you know what today is?
Yes, it's Pearl Harbor Day. That's not what we're talking about.
Okay, you're right, it's also the day that Deleware became the first US state to ratify the Constitution.(Why do... More →