When asked what topic I would like to teach at the famed SparkLife Academy, the answer was easy: Knitting. I've already taught you how to become hotshot writers, and knitting is my only other area of expertise. In this lesson, I will teach... More →
I loved the movie Tangled before ~Extreme_Harry_Potter_Freak!~ sent in this video. I mean, it's just an awesome movie. But now I am convinced that the people who made tangled are basically the coolest, most amazing, happiest people on the planet. And... More →
It’s currently two o’clock in the morning, and that huge paper—you know, the one you found out about a month ago—needs to be handed in five hours and 53 minutes from now. What are you going to do about it? Procrastinate some more, of course!... More →
Literally everyone who was born on this side of the Entire Universe knows who the Beatles are. What you don't know is that besides their exceedingly popular songs, they also have a number of ... odd ... songs (And by "odd," I mean "awesome"). Now,... More →
I know that this is not one of your typical problems but I am totally lost and I think that some other people are too. You see, over the summer, at camp, I became good friends with a Jewish girl (I'm Christian) and now... More →
Arwen_Elven_Evenstar can sing! She performed this at her summer camp—anyone else feel the Camp Rock theme song coming on?
Related Post: SparkLife Academy WeekGot a talent? Send us a video at firstname.lastname@example.org before SparkLife Academy Week is over FOREVER!... More →
When it comes time to select your classes at SparkLife Academy, you may find it helpful to peruse the course list, which our house-elf has been so kind as to chisel on stone tablets for us. Unfortunately, these lists are housed... More →
HazelRachel, your local defender of Blonde Hair, is back give you the inside scoop on long hair (including the problem of hamsters). —Sparkitors
Recently, short hair has been a trend—especially those 2-inch-long hair cuts that only some girls... More →
You're a snowflake, a flower, an albino Aleut who freestyles and speaks Esperanto, and we love that about you.
With that said, it doesn't matter how unique you are; there are a few things that just about every college freshman... More →
First off, let me apologize for posting this week's Writer Wars column a day late. I think I have malaria, or maybe a sinus infection; either way, I took yesterday off so I could swig Nyquil straight from the bottle and practice coughing to the... More →