We hereby invite SocksAreFun over for dinner. But we're not doing the cookin'. —Sparkitors
Spag Bol is the food of the pasta Gods. Its a miracle dish. You know why? Because it tastes awesome the day after you cooked it, after sitting in the... More →
Happy Post-Holiday daze! I hope you are all well rested (or not, depending on how you like your New Year’s Eves), well fed (or not, depending on your New Year's resolutions), and ready to get back to school (or not, depending on how long your... More →
There is this genius in my grade with a 4.0 average, an amazing voice, and a plethora of friends. I happen to be in her "clique" and one of the first things I've noticed about her is that she has a lack of consideration... More →
Awesomesauce, with a capital "A"?! McKenzie_Me, You might wanna check with our intern jgrudzy on that one—that is, if we ever let her take a break from her work. —Sparkitors
I’ve been reading through a lot of SparkLife articles and have been surprised that... More →
mara1d is a genius for coming up with "troll boogers." —Sparkitors
It all started on Thanksgiving when I was 7 years old. My great Aunt Luanne had brought a huge bowl of Brussels sprouts, which I had never tried before. When she heard... More →
Chapter Twenty-Nine: DefectionBetter Title: And the Dish Ran Away with the Loon. (Jasper's the dish.)
The first sentence of this chapter should have been the final sentence of the entire series:
"We sat there all night long, statues of horror and grief, and Alice never came back."
Now... More →
Sometimes in my spare time I like to invent useful items for everyday life. If you have ever wanted to be a super incredible inventor like me, then today is your lucky day: I’m about to divulge the secret to my success. Not that I’m... More →
BonnieBellez is the new queen of alliteration; the first two sentences of this post are better than the entirety of our senior thesis.—Sparkitors
Ahhhhh, Stress: we meet again. You may remember the last time we parted; it was not a pretty picture. When... More →
Step One: If you don't know who Christoper Lloyd is, or you don't understand why he bears any relevance to this post, then hang your sorry, sorry head in shame.
Step Two: Watch THIS.
Step 3: Raise your hand if you've attempted to construct a... More →
neomaxizoomdwbi sheds some light on your favorite SparkLife frenemies .—Sparkitors
Now, when I say "people," I'm not talking about the Sparklers, the Manklers, or the Sparkitors. Nope, I’m talking about Gary, Clyde, Otie,... More →