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Boy Hunt: Geeraff Talks to a Boy!

By ContributorMarch 11, 2011
Geeraff's friends are like confidence pants in human form. —Sparkitors Take a deep breath. Are you ready? You better make sure you’ve got your seatbelt secure, and your helmet on tight, and your socks pulled up high. Because it’s time for a... ... Wait for it... ... HODGINS... More  →
Boy Hunt: Geeraff Talks to a Boy!

You Know You're from Louisiana When...

By ContributorMarch 11, 2011
Alligators and snakes?! fridayfrost, should we be worried about you? —Sparkitors Louisiana is a state full of so much culture your head will explode! Just because it's the deep south doesn't mean it's not totally awesomesauce. You know you're from Louisiana when... Mardi Gras... More  →
You Know You're from Louisiana When...

Interview With A Sparkler, Round: There Are No Words (GET IT?!)

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 11, 2011
We might be fresh outta verbosity, but last week's comments prove that you guys are not the types to be rendered speechless; you got all up in our facial space with descriptive phrasing funny enough to make us weep. But before we salute... More  →
Interview With A Sparkler, Round: There Are No Words (GET IT?!)

Playlist of the Day

By Jennifer GrudzieckiMarch 11, 2011
Today's playlist is just a part of your musical education in obscure bands by CaptainAbbey. First band up? The Blue Van (a Danish Band) "Silly Boy" "Man Up" "The Socialite" "Be Home Soon" "There Goes My Love"... More  →
Playlist of the Day

Intern's Pick of the Day

By Jennifer GrudzieckiMarch 11, 2011
I don't know about you guys, but I always think of trolls as those little dolls with the spiky hair and squashed faces. These trolls are not quite the ... More  →
Intern's Pick of the Day

Open Thread for March 11

By Emily WinterMarch 11, 2011
In case you can't read this, Hopeypoo's pic says " This is what happens when you're addicted to SparkNotes. I love it." We wuv all the wuv, my wuvley wuveybottoms. But we also wuv WWF wrestlers and are fascinated by serrated knives,... More  →
Open Thread for March 11

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 38

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 10, 2011
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Power Better Title: I Have No Idea What the Hell Just Happened, but I'm Left Feeling Angry, Tired, Cheated, Bored, Gassy, and Weak This is the penultimate chapter. Bella says words. Edward is stupid. There is mention of love. And that's all I really understand.... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 38

Updated Coffeehouse Orders

By Rachel KorowitzMarch 10, 2011
We're sick of boring old vanilla venti soy low-foam extra-drip-a-ccinos. Time to update these suckers, says we! And feel free to ask your local barista for these by name. She'll definitely know what you're talking about.* LaTaye: Coffee that's so hot, it kind of... More  →
Updated Coffeehouse Orders

Would Your Crush Be A Good Boyfriend? LET'S FIND OUT.

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 10, 2011
You went and got all googly-eyed over that cutie from your Taxidermy class, didn't you? And now that you two have spent some time stuffing raccoons full of cotton balls, you're beginning to think that he just might be Potential Boyfriend Numbero Uno. But before you take the More  →
Would Your Crush Be A Good Boyfriend? LET'S FIND OUT.

So You Want to Be the First Female President? Start Doing This Stuff Now!

By Ashley SpencerMarch 10, 2011
Think you’ve got what it takes to lead the troops, come up with a solution to alleviate our dependence on foreign oil, and balance a budget? Think you can do all of this before noon tomorrow? If so, it sounds like you’ve got some lofty... More  →
So You Want to Be the First Female President? Start Doing This Stuff Now!