Geeraff's friends are like confidence pants in human form. —Sparkitors
Take a deep breath. Are you ready? You better make sure you’ve got your seatbelt secure, and your helmet on tight, and your socks pulled up high. Because it’s time for a...
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Alligators and snakes?! fridayfrost, should we be worried about you? —Sparkitors
Louisiana is a state full of so much culture your head will explode! Just because it's the deep south doesn't mean it's not totally awesomesauce. You know you're from Louisiana when...
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We might be fresh outta verbosity, but last week's comments prove that you guys are not the types to be rendered speechless; you got all up in our facial space with descriptive phrasing funny enough to make us weep. But before we salute... More →
In case you can't read this, Hopeypoo's pic says " This is what happens when you're addicted to SparkNotes. I love it."
We wuv all the wuv, my wuvley wuveybottoms. But we also wuv WWF wrestlers and are fascinated by serrated knives,... More →
Chapter Thirty-Eight: PowerBetter Title: I Have No Idea What the Hell Just Happened, but I'm Left Feeling Angry, Tired, Cheated, Bored, Gassy, and Weak
This is the penultimate chapter. Bella says words. Edward is stupid. There is mention of love. And that's all I really understand.... More →
We're sick of boring old vanilla venti soy low-foam extra-drip-a-ccinos. Time to update these suckers, says we! And feel free to ask your local barista for these by name. She'll definitely know what you're talking about.*
LaTaye: Coffee that's so hot, it kind of... More →
You went and got all googly-eyed over that cutie from your Taxidermy class, didn't you? And now that you two have spent some time stuffing raccoons full of cotton balls, you're beginning to think that he just might be Potential Boyfriend Numbero Uno. But before you take the More →
Think you’ve got what it takes to lead the troops, come up with a solution to alleviate our dependence on foreign oil, and balance a budget? Think you can do all of this before noon tomorrow? If so, it sounds like you’ve got some lofty... More →