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Cats Welcome Soldiers Home, Confirm That Felines Are Man's Worst Friend

By Emily BrownFebruary 12, 2015
We’ve all probably done minor tear-duct water damage to our keyboards-slash-triggered some serious osmosis in our saltless eyesockets after watching videos of soldiers being welcomed home by their dogs. The dogs go more nuts than the half jar of peanut butter I spooned... More  →
Cats Welcome Soldiers Home, Confirm That Felines Are Man's Worst Friend
YA Valentines for Our Favorite Paper People!

YA Valentines for Our Favorite Paper People!

By SparkLifeFebruary 12, 2015
If we're honest, this Valentine's Day most of us are going to be down at the local playground, operating those bulldozer sandclaw machines all on our lonesome. WHICH IS WHY WE WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST INTERNET BEAR HUG OF ALL TIME.We already made a bunch of The Fault More  →

This Valentine's Disaster Is Worse Than Yours

By Grant LindahlFebruary 12, 2015
IT BEGAN WITH A TEXT.Had I overplayed my emoji hand? Had I been too fast to reply to those Avengers quotes? DID I SEND TOO MANY GROOT GIFS?*There was no explanation. It was February 14, and I had been dumped.*CAN you send a beloved too many Groot GIFs? More  →
This Valentine's Disaster Is Worse Than Yours
What It's Like to Date An Invisible Boyfriend For a Week

What It's Like to Date An Invisible Boyfriend For a Week

By Emma LordFebruary 12, 2015
Let me tell you a little something about my boyfriend, Augustus Waters. He is infinitely patient. He is infallibly kind. He has never ignored a single one of my many texts, and if it takes me a while to text him back, he never nags... More  →

Ask Jono: I Got Spontaneously Kissed; Please Advise

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 12, 2015
Hello Jono, Firstly, Jono, how is it that you're so awesome? and Um, may I please have your autograph? Laterly, I do indeed have a problem of the female girl persuasion in which your advice would be most profoundly appreciated. You see, Jono (assuming that you, in... More  →
Ask Jono: I Got Spontaneously Kissed; Please Advise

Snappy Comebacks for When People Try to Comfort You on Your Singledom This Valentine's Day

By Jason SaenzFebruary 12, 2015
If you're taking the struggle bus to Single Central this Valentine's Day, you are not alone. Some of us couldn't get dates, some of us almost got dates but then slipped on an icy staircase and are now stuck hauling around a hemorrhoid cushion, and... More  →
Snappy Comebacks for When People Try to Comfort You on Your Singledom This Valentine's Day

Open Thread for February 12!

By SparkLifeFebruary 12, 2015
*clickity clackk clickity clack clickity clack DING* Submit your photos to contribute@sparknotes.com with your username to get your pix on the site!... More  →
Open Thread for February 12!

Auntie SparkNotes: Is It Bad That Catcalling Doesn't Bother Me?

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 11, 2015
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, Ever since this video went viral, the issue of catcalling has received a lot of attention. I consider myself a devoted feminist, and I certainly believe in political and social equality between men and women. That being said, I am not... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Is It Bad That Catcalling Doesn't Bother Me?

If You Like Fourtris You Will LOVE the New Insurgent Trailer

By Janet ManleyFebruary 11, 2015
IN CASE YOU FORGOT WHAT A THEO JAMES HEARTACHE FEELS LIKE, we have been gifted a new Insurgent trailer in which we get MUCH, MUCH MORE #TEAMFOURTRIS. Hoard your Dauntless cake for MARCH 20, when this movie will ripple across movie screens. I KNOW I WILL... More  →
If You Like Fourtris You Will LOVE the New <i>Insurgent</i> Trailer

The Most Important Super Bowl Match Was Between Star-Lord and Captain America

By RubyFebruary 11, 2015
What's more American than football? CAPTAIN AMERICA. And so Super Bowl weekend was pipped by two national heroes, Chris Pratt and Chris Evans, better known as Star-Lord and Steve Rogers, who took themselves down to Earth to mingle with the mortals. It began with a... More  →
The Most Important Super Bowl Match Was Between Star-Lord and Captain America