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The Hottest Celeb Instagrams from the 2017 Oscars

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 27, 2017
Underneath their flawless bone structure (UGH), their dresses crafted from gold krugerrands (WE FEEL POOR JUST LOOKING AT THAT), and their inexplicably glowy shoulders (WE CAN PRACTICALLY SEE OUR REFLECTIONS IN EMILY RATAJKOWSKI'S UPPER ARM), celebs are just like us—they, More  →
The Hottest Celeb Instagrams from the 2017 Oscars

30 Shakespeare Quotes That Would Make Great Conversation Starters

By ElodieFebruary 27, 2017
I have never said a single intelligible thing in my life. I live in fear of starting conversations with people because I know I will inevitably panic and say something unnerving and not at all relatable, something like, "Hey I like your shirt, what’s your... More  →
30 Shakespeare Quotes That Would Make Great Conversation Starters

Business Cards For Your Favorite Harry Potter Characters

By Steffi LynnFebruary 27, 2017
We collaborated with our champion Weasley sweaters illustrator, Steffi Lynn, to bring you never-before-seen business cards of those we thought would be most likely to distribute them. Click on for some REAL TREATS—from Hermione's gmail, to Voldemort's striking similar More  →
Business Cards For Your Favorite <i>Harry Potter</i> Characters

Auntie SparkNotes: My BFF Will Dump Me if I Date Her Crush

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 25, 2017
Hi Auntie! This must be very repetitive, as I know you get billions of drama letters a day (Okay, maybe not A BILLION, but about 40). But, alas, there is a male love interest and a best friend involved. Let us refer to the male as... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My BFF Will Dump Me if I Date Her Crush

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Police My White Friend's Language?

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 24, 2017
Dear Auntie, I was Skyping with a very dear (white) friend of mine the other day and it seemed that he had no problem saying the n-word. Now, the two times he said it were in the context of 1) reading a meme out loud and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Police My White Friend's Language?

Every Harry Potter Book Summed Up in a Single Sentence

By ElodieFebruary 24, 2017
I know that you have read all the Harry Potter books. At this point, everyone in the world who is going to read the Potter books has already read them. You don’t need me to tell you what happens; you don’t need my pithy one-sentence summaries. I get that. But some More  →
Every Harry Potter Book Summed Up in a Single Sentence

Sex Ed at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

By Janet ManleyFebruary 24, 2017
Part of the appeal of Hogwarts is the coursework: instead of AP chemistry, you get potions; instead of biology, you get to tear around the Forbidden Forest on a Hippogriff as you learn about "Care of Mystical Creatures." Although Hogwarts' academic curriculum was rigorous, s More  →
Sex Ed at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

If Fictional Characters Could Text, PART THREE

By ElodieFebruary 24, 2017
In the last installment of If Fictional Characters Could Text, we learned that no matter who you are or where you’ve been, it is a truth universally acknowledged that everyone goes through a phase when they use WAY too many emojis—even Mr. Darcy. (Perhaps especially  More  →
If Fictional Characters Could Text, PART THREE