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The One True OTP Bracket

By Kathryn_WilliamsAugust 29, 2014
We at SparkLife understand what it means to ship. We'd even go far as to say that the one TRUE one true pairing is what you will find at the center of the universe (or at least at the center of the universe's coolest surprise ball).These fantasy match-ups are the fruit of More  →
The One True OTP Bracket

Patrick the Wombat Is 29, Not Fat but Big-Boned

By Janet ManleyAugust 29, 2014
Down in Ballarat, celebrations are underway for the 29th birthday of 40-kilo living legend Patrick the Wombat. On the menu: A scrumptious cake of grass and carrots. PATRICK, YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER 12. Evidently Patrick's very robust physique, which received numerous comments from Koshy, is... More  →
Patrick the Wombat Is 29, Not Fat but Big-Boned

MOARRRR Celeb Style (Because You Just Can't Get Enough)

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 29, 2014
Just when you thought my all-caps tirades were done, HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN, MUCH TO YOUR EVERLASTING DELIGHT AND/OR HORROR. So far this week we've averted our eyes from expansive pastures of cleavage at the VMAs, and slow-clapped for old Hollywood glamour at the Emmys. T More  →
MOARRRR Celeb Style (Because You Just Can't Get Enough)

Get All 'Bout That Schoolin' Life With These New Beyonce Supplies

By Bailey_SwilleyAugust 29, 2014
As you will know if you watched the VMAs, Beyonce has major swag (her daughter Blue). Lucky for you, Queen Bey launched a line of classy swag that you'll be crazy in love with, just in time for the start of... More  →
Get All 'Bout That Schoolin' Life With These New Beyonce Supplies

Open Thread for August 29!

By Janet ManleyAugust 29, 2014
REMEMBER WHEN ERIK DREW ALL THESE PICTURES OF PENGUINS? WE WERE JUST THINKING ABOUT... More  →
Open Thread for August 29!

Auntie SparkNotes: I Caught My Brother Looking at Porn

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 28, 2014
Dear Auntie, I need your thoughts on what I recently discovered about my younger brother (who is 12 years old). One time, I was going to the living room where my brother was using the family computer. As soon as I was nearby, I saw a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Caught My Brother Looking at Porn

The Video Games We Can't Wait to Get Our RSI-Ridden Hands on This Fall

By KathAugust 28, 2014
There's a veritable smorgasbord of new games coming out this fall, and I'm hankering to get these five into my sweater-covered hands. This also means I'm going to have to work on my eating-pumpkin-spiced-goodies-while-button-mashing skills. Who's with me? Dragon Age: Inquisition (November 18) Bioware Xbox 360,... More  →
The Video Games We Can't Wait to Get Our RSI-Ridden Hands on This Fall

How NOT To Break Up With Someone With Emojis

By Jason SaenzAugust 28, 2014
Let's face it: the English language is dying. LONG LIVE EMOJIS! It how everyone should communicate. But if your desire is to break up with someone, maybe using a turtle with a top hat isn't the best way to do it. People deserve to be broken... More  →
How NOT To Break Up With Someone With Emojis

Ask Jono: Deciding Between a Boyfriend and a Boy Friend

By Jon_SkindzierAugust 28, 2014
Dear Jono, I just love your column a lot. Like, a lot a lot. I can't put it into words. Okay here we go. My story revolves around two guys, let's call them Kyle and John. Kyle and John are good friends with each other, and the... More  →
Ask Jono: Deciding Between a Boyfriend and a Boy Friend