We're so happy about the violence! Erm, we mean, because CoffinMaker really wanted some. —Sparkitors

Chapter XI

There's MAN VIOLENCE in this chapter! And Man...

Dont_panic__42 tricked us groggyhead editors on this autumn-y Friday morning! *stomps feet and swigs coffee*

She said...

LOOK!!! I took a picture of my...

Underwear (or "underclothes," for you readers coming to us from mid-19th-century England) were named thusly for one reason: they are supposed to be worn under...

We like that headintheclouds007 isn't afraid to admit that she's bored. Or that The Siuation gives good advice. —Sparkitors

For me and many others,...

Don't worry, mrelizabethbennet —you'll be Prez of the World soon enough!—Sparkitors

Sure, it's just another...

“One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.”

What?

If you’ve been...

Back in the mists of time (or, uh, last year), we went on a mind-boggling journey into the world of high school mascots....

Dang, ellielikespie, we totally thought the answer to your first question was going to be "Chelsea Dagger." Oh well. There's always next time.—Sparkitors

What...