Modern Christmas traditions combine about 8 billion sources, from ancient religious practices to huge Roman parties that celebrated the solstice. Over the years, these traditions have mingled and merged, which means today’s Christmas is not only about the birth of Jesus, but about sticking trees... More →
Nothing makes us happier than a good rebuttal post, Midnight_Masquerade! Except maybe an excuse to think about DeLoreans. –Sparkitors
I am here to answer your challenge and to prove, once and for all, that elbows are the best thing since glitter. And I... More →
Panhead4life asks that you refrain from putting a ring on it, or even taking it to the movies on a regular basis. –Sparkitors
I’ve seen countless blog posts on SparkLife about how to get into a relationship, how to stay in a relationship,... More →
Is there anything sweeter than early Christmas morning or the eighth night of Hanukkah (when, in my family, the biggest presents were unearthed from their hiding places)? Just think of it...hunkering down on the floor with a promising present, tearing through sheaves of tape and wrapping... More →
The problem with Christmas dinner is that everyone is too well behaved. Everyone knows not to talk about politics or religion or why Uncle Maurice has dyed his beard blue this year. That one relative who always says the wrong thing and makes everyone uncomfortable... More →
Geeraff is definitely lame...if by "lame" you mean "AWESOMEPANTS"! —Sparkitors
Let’s play a game I just made up. Are you ready? FANtastic! Welcome to the newest game show to sweep the nation: Why Geeraff Is Lame! And here’s the hostess with the mostess, Geeraff! (Applause and... More →
Hannah_Lyra, these are so funny, they almost make you want to take AP Government twice! ALMOST.—Sparkitors
At the end of my junior year in high school, there was a problem with my schedule for the next year. At the last minute, I had a... More →
Some clothes are awesome.
Some clothes are hideous.
And some clothes are so hideous, they actually come full circle and cross right over into Awesome territory again.
Like, say the sweater I'm wearing today. It's handmade, it's vintage, and I picked it up at a flea market for... More →