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Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Girlfriend I'm Gay?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 9, 2012
Dear Auntie, I'm stuck in an absolutely horrible situation right now, but it seems like it's mostly my fault. This is the first time I've ever said this to anyone before, I'm gay. I've tried everything I could to make my attraction to others of the... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Girlfriend I'm Gay?

Is Disney Corrupting Our Minds?

By ContributorApril 9, 2012
Disney movies: happy tales of love, bravery, and singing mice, right? Not so fast. Here's how Disney is poisoning our young minds! The Little Mermaid: I personally think Ariel could be considered an illegal minor in the pornography business. I mean, she spends her time... More  →
Is Disney Corrupting Our Minds?

Tweets from History

By Brendan EyreApril 9, 2012
It’s hard to believe that Twitter has been around for six years now. But what if it had been around for even longer? We hopped in our history-altering time machine (err, we made some stuff up) and took a look back at some... More  →
Tweets from History

How To Use Leftover Peeps

By Rachel KorowitzApril 9, 2012
If you made it through the many, many Peeps in your Easter basket, just...wow. I don't know whether to bow to your persistence or rub your belly and tell you it'll all be okay soon. (I can do either just as soon as you stop... More  →
How To Use Leftover Peeps

Kids' Books That Never Get Old

By ContributorApril 9, 2012
As we grow up, our tastes change—or at least they’re supposed to. We’re expected to stop liking puffy pink dresses and monkey bars and Mickey Mouse—and we're expected to leave behind our treasured "kids" books. But I just can’t seem to do that.... More  →
Kids' Books That Never Get Old

Ask a Teacher: Do You Get Tired of Teaching the Same Material?

By Ms. DameApril 9, 2012
Q. Do you ever get bored of teaching the same material over and over again? A. One of the greatest aspects of teaching is that each teacher approaches a text differently and therefore teaches it differently. We may teach the same material each year, but it... More  →
Ask a Teacher: Do You Get Tired of Teaching the Same Material?

A Super Simplified Rundown of the Presidential Candidates

By Valerie BurnApril 9, 2012
Politics can be hard to understand, especially when you don’t even get to vote yet. Still, it’s probably important to know what each candidate stands for, since politicians can have a lot of impact on the world, long beyond their time in power. Presidents get to do thing More  →
A Super Simplified Rundown of the Presidential Candidates

The Cold, Hard Truth About Your College Search

By ContributorApril 9, 2012
My freshman year at college is drawing to a close. As the weather warms, I’m filled with nostalgia about last spring, when I was a mere high school senior desperate to find the perfect college. In my quest for the best institution of higher learning,... More  →
The Cold, Hard Truth About Your College Search

Stephenie Meyer, Why Do You Taunt Me So? (a Sparkler Reviews The Host)

By ContributorApril 9, 2012
Okay, I can do this! I’m a reasonably intelligent human being with a fully functioning logic center in my brain. I will review The Host and eschew any previous biases! Because critics should mercilessly judge the work of others based on individual merit and not... More  →
Stephenie Meyer, Why Do You Taunt Me So? (a Sparkler Reviews The Host)

Here Are Your Boycott Prom Picket Signs

By Josh PeriloApril 9, 2012
There’s no law that says you MUST go to Prom, and yet almost everyone does. There should be a boycott, I say! So, to all of you young men and women out there, I say unite under a greater cause! Take to... More  →
Here Are Your Boycott Prom Picket Signs