Let's assume that your attitude toward your parents fall somewhere between "ZOMG they're totes my BFFs!" and "ZOMG I'm only applying to colleges that are at least 9,000 miles away!" (If they've ever made you attend snake-worship camp or insisted that "cave livin' is the... More →
Congratulations to our victor from Round 2E, hannahrama and Badge #40! We'll see you again in Round 3 which will actually happen sometime soon since we're already almost done with Round 2!
Today we have the showdown of all the showdowns... *cue dramatic music*.... More →
You guys are SO lucky, and you don't even KNOW it. Why are you lucky? Because you're not Emily Winter, which means you're not sitting 2 feet away from a festering flu-bucket of disease named Chelsea Dagger and constantly pouring hand sanitizer down your gullet... More →
Real Alias knows that the way to a Sparkler's heart is through her stomach. –Sparkitors
Yes, the Food Network! I can't be the only one out there who has noticed all of the amazingly talented and good-looking guys on there. Right? Right!... More →
I don't have a date to prom yet, but I do have a date to my winter formal. And I know you’re all like, “WHAT? Is it Penn, or Michael Cera, or Taylor, or OMG Chad is back? AHHHH!”
Goodness, calm down. Deep breaths. Let me... More →
This is slightly strange to me because I usually solve my own problems, but I would like some help right about now because my friends have no idea what to tell me and I don't want to screw something up. I'm a freshman guy... More →
Vishnusri shares her religion with us, and doesn't talk nearly enough about the storytelling part! –Sparkitors
After reading Sparklife posts on life as an atheist and life as a Christian, I decided to write a post about my life as... More →
Hola. Um... (I don’t know how to say anything else in Spanish...) Never mind. Hello! I have kinda sorta updates! Hold onto your mittens, and let’s go!
Unfortunately, my school recently wound up its pitching arm and threw a big ball of tests and essays at... More →
Hey Jono,So you said in your last post that if a guy acts like he's on a job interview when with you, but relaxed in mixed company, he likes you. But what if he's the exact opposite? What if he's totally relaxed when it's just... More →