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Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend and I Have Nothing to Talk About

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 22, 2017
Dear Auntie, I have the following questions to ask: is it possible to be intellectually attracted to someone only? How can I keep my long-distance relationship with my boyfriend healthy or exciting? Let me explain the context: I currently have a boyfriend; we've been together for four... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend and I Have Nothing to Talk About

QUIZ: Are You Clingy?

By Elaine AtwellFebruary 22, 2017
Sometimes you get the bear; sometimes you are the bear and you just want to make sure no one leaves you ever. ... More  →
QUIZ: Are You Clingy?

Blogging Hamlet: Part 9

By ElodieFebruary 22, 2017
In Act 4, Scene 4, a wild subplot appears, and it’s one I’ve completely forgotten about. You’ll remember that Hamlet is being shipped off to England because of that whole thing where he accidentally killed Polonius by stabbing him through a curtain. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern,... More  →
Blogging <em>Hamlet</em>: Part 9

Everything I Know About Dating, I Learned from The Great Gatsby

By ElodieFebruary 22, 2017
I won’t pretend I used to know a single thing about the mystifying swampland that is dating. I’ve tried everything to be a better dater—reading magazines, taking online quizzes… I even tried saying hi to someone once, and it went terribly. But it wasn’t until... More  →
Everything I Know About Dating, I Learned from <em>The Great Gatsby</em>

12 Lingering Questions I Have About the Harry Potter Series

By ElodieFebruary 22, 2017
The Harry Potter series "ended" nine years ago, except that’s debatable because we’re getting more backstories and spin-off trilogies and two-part plays than we know what to do with. You know what we’re not getting, though? ANSWERS. I have some questions about your ser More  →
12 Lingering Questions I Have About the <em>Harry Potter</em> Series

What You'll Be Doing on Spring Break vs. What Everyone Else Will Be Doing

By ElodieFebruary 21, 2017
If you’re actually doing something over spring break, well, that’s cool, I guess. Congrats on having a life. Anyway, you might as well clear out now; there’s nothing here for you. Today I’m speaking directly to those who will, like me, be practicing the age-old... More  →
What You'll Be Doing on Spring Break vs. What Everyone Else Will Be Doing

QUIZ: Are You a Terrible Flirt?

By Kelly HoffmacherFebruary 21, 2017
Are you a cool, refreshing smoothie, or more of a chunky stew? ... More  →
QUIZ: Are You a Terrible Flirt?

The Hogwarts Class of '78 Yearbook Photos

By Vitoria BasFebruary 21, 2017
Has there ever been a graduating class as skilled in the art of Harry Potter Protection than the Hogwarts Class of 1978? We submit that there has not! And so, for your viewing-while-sobbing pleasure, we present yearbook photos from a simpler time. A time when Wormtail's only More  →
The Hogwarts Class of '78 Yearbook Photos

5 Ways Depression Lies to You (& How to Make It Stop)

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 21, 2017
Depression! Can't live with it, can't live without it. Well, you can, but not if you are a person who has depression. Its defining feature is that it never really goes anywhere. Depression is like being stuck with a terrible roommate who always ruins everything, except the r More  →
5 Ways Depression Lies to You (& How to Make It Stop)