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Auntie SparkNotes: I Caught My Brother Looking at Porn

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 28, 2014
Dear Auntie, I need your thoughts on what I recently discovered about my younger brother (who is 12 years old). One time, I was going to the living room where my brother was using the family computer. As soon as I was nearby, I saw a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Caught My Brother Looking at Porn

The Video Games We Can't Wait to Get Our RSI-Ridden Hands on This Fall

By KathAugust 28, 2014
There's a veritable smorgasbord of new games coming out this fall, and I'm hankering to get these five into my sweater-covered hands. This also means I'm going to have to work on my eating-pumpkin-spiced-goodies-while-button-mashing skills. Who's with me? Dragon Age: Inquisition (November 18) Bioware Xbox 360,... More  →
The Video Games We Can't Wait to Get Our RSI-Ridden Hands on This Fall

How NOT To Break Up With Someone With Emojis

By Jason SaenzAugust 28, 2014
Let's face it: the English language is dying. LONG LIVE EMOJIS! It how everyone should communicate. But if your desire is to break up with someone, maybe using a turtle with a top hat isn't the best way to do it. People deserve to be broken... More  →
How NOT To Break Up With Someone With Emojis

Ask Jono: Deciding Between a Boyfriend and a Boy Friend

By Jon_SkindzierAugust 28, 2014
Dear Jono, I just love your column a lot. Like, a lot a lot. I can't put it into words. Okay here we go. My story revolves around two guys, let's call them Kyle and John. Kyle and John are good friends with each other, and the... More  →
Ask Jono: Deciding Between a Boyfriend and a Boy Friend

WE ARE ALL THE MOCKINGJAY: AMAZING NEW MOVIE POSTERS FLY INTO OUR LAPS

By SparkLifeAugust 28, 2014
Another day, another hacked government website.PEOPLE OF PANEM, WE HAVE BRAND NEW PROPAGANDA FROM DISTRICT 13, JUST IN TIME FOR THE FALL SHOPPING SEASON! Dark turtlenecks are going to be very big, as will be heavy artillery.Above, Boggs, President Coin's veep of sorts, model More  →
WE ARE ALL THE MOCKINGJAY: AMAZING NEW MOVIE POSTERS FLY INTO OUR LAPS

23 Lines to Make Those People Who Ask "What's Your Major?" Go Far Away

By Chrissie GruebelAugust 28, 2014
If you’re at college, obviously it means you’ve already figured out what you want the rest of your life to look like, right? It makes perfect sense that at 17, you’d be at peace with and ready to go confidently toward your future calling—whatever that... More  →
23 Lines to Make Those People Who Ask

Open Thread for August 28!

By SparkLifeAugust 28, 2014
We are captioning SecretSpyReadingGirl's cat thus: "DO NOT ASK WHAT I WAS DOING BEHIND THE WOODSTACKS. I WAS DEFINITELY NOT BAKING A FISH LASAGNA." At right, we have a sweet sweet photo of a bee pollinating a flower up close! Thanks SecretSpyReadingGirl! Send your OT pics... More  →
Open Thread for August 28!

Auntie SparkNotes: Why Did My Crush Start Ignoring Me?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 27, 2014
Dear Auntie, I have come to you with a problem. Please bear with its generic-ness. So let's call this guy Mr. Moo. Don't judge. I met Mr. Moo in September last year, and literally fell for him within two days (no really, I tripped over a two-dimensional... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Why Did My Crush Start Ignoring Me?

Who Is the Biggest Celeb Pranker of Them All?

By Jason SaenzAugust 27, 2014
Making movies isn't all flying through the air and dying in a pool of blood—there is a lot of sitting around. As a result, actors are some of the biggest pranksters around (YOU WOULD BE TOO IF YOU HAD TO SIT FOR FOUR HOURS WHILE SOMEONE PAINTED YOUR BUTT BLUE). HEREWITH, More  →
Who Is the Biggest Celeb Pranker of Them All?