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Auntie SparkNotes: I Told My Crush Something Soooo Embarrassing

By kat_rosenfieldMay 27, 2016
Hi Auntie. I am a high school student, and I have a huge problem. I actually have other, more interesting and pressing problems... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Told My Crush Something Soooo Embarrassing

The Graduation Test

By Kelly HoffmacherMay 27, 2016
I remember having conflicting feelings as my high school graduation neared. I mostly couldn’t wait to get the hell out of Atlantic... More  →
The Graduation Test

How to Go on a Date, According to Beowulf

By ElodieMay 27, 2016
If you’re anything like me, your dating life is a lot of hot garbage, and you need help. Fortunately, there are experts... More  →
How to Go on a Date, According to Beowulf

Here's What Would've Happened if Hermione Had Been the Protagonist of the Harry Potter Series

By ElodieMay 27, 2016
Statistics show that you are probably not Hermione, and thus are doomed to fail. Fail what? Doesn’t matter. All of it. You’re... More  →
Here's What Would've Happened if Hermione Had Been the Protagonist of the <em> Harry Potter </em> Series

Get Matched With Your Perfect Summer Read

By Janet ManleyMay 27, 2016
Maybe you will make out with Devon Sawa this summer, maybe not. Either way, we guarantee you an epic adventure... More  →
Get Matched With Your Perfect Summer Read

OPINION: Snape Is Actually the Worst

By Andrew TavinMay 26, 2016
I believed that Severus Snape was a genuine asshat for years of my life, as did Harry and gang. YEARS. But of course (it's here... More  →
OPINION: Snape Is Actually the Worst

Dream Graduation Speakers, Ranked

By Taylor NolesMay 26, 2016
It's that time of year-- who's super excited to hear their principal in the brown sweater list out statistics about who made it... More  →
Dream Graduation Speakers, Ranked

We Almost Cut Our Faces Open Using This Butterfly Pen

By Josh PeriloMay 26, 2016
While the pen may be mightier than the sword most of the time, we were able to find one that we almost... More  →
We Almost Cut Our Faces Open Using This Butterfly Pen

Sparkler Roundup: What You Wish People Understood About Your Gender

By SparkLifeMay 26, 2016
We asked. You answered. Here is what you wish people understood about your gender, and the topic of gender as a... More  →
Sparkler Roundup: What You Wish People Understood About Your Gender