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Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Brother He Drank Semen?!

By kat_rosenfieldMay 2, 2016
Hi Auntie, This is kind of a weird story. My older brother was at a party, and my friend was there too. She... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Brother He Drank Semen?!

Where the Hogwarts Gang Would Go to College

By Janet and EmilyMay 2, 2016
Would Hermione really go to Brown, or is the system too rigged to let a frizzy-haired mudblood into its WASPy halls? Is... More  →
Where the Hogwarts Gang Would Go to College

The Jedi Test

By Janet ManleyMay 2, 2016
None of that midichlorian nonsense. Let's go! ... More  →
The Jedi Test

Auntie SparkNotes: Will Anyone Marry an Asexual?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2016
ATTENTION, SPARKLERS! Starting in May, Auntie SparkNotes will be running on a new schedule, with columns posting Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Questions... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Will Anyone Marry an Asexual?

What to Do When You're Stepping into the Post-Graduation Void

By Christopher CalogeroApril 29, 2016
You did it! You graduated college. What a relief, right? Time to take a load off. After all, you’ve been in school... More  →
What to Do When You're Stepping into the Post-Graduation Void

Real Talk: What I Learned When My Boyfriend Cheated on Me

By Kelly HoffmacherApril 29, 2016
First things first: there’s no right or wrong way to deal with your S.O.’s infidelity. For some, there’s no moving beyond a... More  →
Real Talk: What I Learned When My Boyfriend Cheated on Me

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Parents I'm Seeing a Psychologist?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 28, 2016
Dear Auntie, I've had problems with sleep for a long time. I'm not sure how long, because I'm familiar with that mentality... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Parents I'm Seeing a Psychologist?

Real Talk: I've Been Dating the Same Person Since High School

By Andrew TavinApril 28, 2016

When someone asks me how long I've been with my girlfriend, I always... More  →

Real Talk: I've Been Dating the Same Person Since High School