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Chris Pratt Is the Rakish Rebel Leader of a Dinosaur Scooter Gang in the Newest Jurassic World Trailer

By Chelsea DaggerApril 20, 2015
Is your Monday off to a terrible start? Are you struggling to keep your eyes open? Do you find yourself consumed by ennui? Well Sparkler,  CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT YOU'RE NOT BEING CONSUMED BY SOMETHING MUCH WORSE, LIKE A GENETICALLY MODIFIED, SEEMINGLY INVINCIBLE... More  →
Chris Pratt Is the Rakish Rebel Leader of a Dinosaur Scooter Gang in the Newest <em>Jurassic World</em> Trailer
"Chewie, We're Home!" New Star Wars Trailer PLUS Force Awakens Panel Highlights, Free Pizza and More!

"Chewie, We're Home!" New Star Wars Trailer PLUS Force Awakens Panel Highlights, Free Pizza and More!

By Ryan BrittApril 16, 2015
As with anything related to Star Wars, everything you’re about to read could be interpreted as a spoiler of some kind, particular this stuff about free pizza. So, if you want to know as little as possible about Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens,... More  →
Attn Etsy: Please Make These Terrariums Real

Attn Etsy: Please Make These Terrariums Real

By ziggykelsmanApril 16, 2015
Terrariums are sups trendy right now, but they're all "rock here, patch of moss there," and we think artisanal terrarium makers are missing out on some huge opportunities to display their full, nerdy talents. How about instead of YET ANOTHER TERRARIUM of a goat on a rock, we More  →
This Week in Geek Quiz... Josh Finds Out About Twerking

This Week in Geek Quiz... Josh Finds Out About Twerking

By Josh PeriloApril 15, 2015
Still trying to adjust to life in 2015 (and a strange parallel universe that has NO Hostess products), Josh explains a few things he's figured out this week, asks for your help in naming the new realm he's in, and issues a brand new Ancient... More  →
GEEK QUIZ IS BACK!!!

GEEK QUIZ IS BACK!!!

By Josh PeriloApril 8, 2015
A long time ago, in a SparkNotes far far away, there was once a series called GEEK QUIZ. Hosted by Josh Perilo, each week presented new geeky quiz questions from the National Geek Library (which was, despite the name, not located in the United States...... More  →

Why Are Once Upon A Time Swan Queen Shippers Arguing With William Shatner?

By Nicole DiekerApril 7, 2015
Who here is a Once Upon A Time fan? Have you been following what's going on in the Swan Queen community, and trying to figure out how William Shatner got involved? To get everyone up to date: Once Upon A Time is an urban fantasy show about Disney fairy-tale... More  →
Why Are <i>Once Upon A Time</i> Swan Queen Shippers Arguing With William Shatner?

The SparkNotes Yearbook Awards Are Here, Which Means CHANCES TO WIN PRIZES!

By SparkLifeApril 7, 2015
There are those among us who are the book nerdiest, and there are those among us whose gleaming eyeballs are fated to be immortalized in the halls of the internet. Whether your greatest strength is your Samson-ian hair, your EXTREME COLLECTION of sonic screwdrivers, your... More  →
The SparkNotes Yearbook Awards Are Here, Which Means CHANCES TO WIN PRIZES!

Hank and John Green Have an Epic Argument About Batman: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

By Nicole DiekerApril 6, 2015
Who here likes Batman? For some of us, he is the Dark Knight, with a tragic history that drives his efforts towards justice; for others, he's the guy who did not check the clothing label that read "Batcape does not allow wearer to fly." Is Batman... More  →
Hank and John Green Have an Epic Argument About Batman: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
Get That "Red Lip Classic Thing You Like" for Prom: Allison Shows You How!

Get That "Red Lip Classic Thing You Like" for Prom: Allison Shows You How!

By Allison EmmApril 3, 2015
Have you considered arriving at prom BY FIRE ENGINE? Because these flaming hot lava lips are the perfect accessory for your carefully picked out prom outfit.It's you, me, TSwizz and red lip forever: LET'S DO THIS LOOK. More  →
<em>Doctor Who</em> Season 9 Shocker: The Doctor to Regenerate Into a Vampire

Doctor Who Season 9 Shocker: The Doctor to Regenerate Into a Vampire

By Ryan BrittApril 1, 2015
Hot on the heels of the news that Game of Thrones star Maisie Williams will be boarding the TARDIS in season 9 of Doctor Who, another new tidbit from season 9 has just emerged that will change everything. This comes straight from showrunner... More  →