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October HORROR-Scopes

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 2, 2014
Boooo, Aries! This is supposed to be a scary ghost sound, not disapproval over your life choices. Halloween is, of course, the highlight of this month; you'll really enjoy it this year if you hit the ground running, because you are faster than little kids, and can easily pus More  →
Brace Yourself for Your October HORROR-Scope!

Our SparkNote to The Maze Runner. With Pictures!

By ziggykelsmanOctober 2, 2014
I confronted my fears of confined spaces, faked deaths, robo-spiders, and packs of feral 15-year-old boys to watch and review this new thriller. More  →
Our SparkNote to The Maze Runner. With Pictures!

Real Or Fake: College Traditions Edition

By Andrew TavinOctober 2, 2014
There are a few college traditions that are so bizarre, you wouldn't believe they're real. And in the case of this post, you'd be right—because we made about 50% of them up. Can you tell the difference? Get your degree in this edition Real or... More  →
Real Or Fake: College Traditions Edition

The 7 Most Mind-Bogglingly Brilliant Harry Potter Theories

By ElodieOctober 2, 2014
The Harry Potter hype craze may technically be over, but a lifetime of debates and debacles is just beginning. We're well on our way to becoming that one generation that's still donning Ravenclaw scarves and squabbling about Severus Snape as we settle into nursing homes.... More  →
The 7 Most Mind-Bogglingly Brilliant Harry Potter Theories

This Post Will Make You Smart About Voting Rights

By H. Alan ScottOctober 2, 2014

Voting rights have been and always will be an important issue for Americans. It’s the very foundation of democracy, and the one right that everyone, regardless of who you are, have a right to participate in. So when something happens that calls into question

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This Post Will Make You Smart About Voting Rights

Magical Fairy Princess Cake is Real and Edible and We Need It

By Valerie BurnOctober 1, 2014
Today in NECESSARY MAGICAL EDIBLE THINGS news, Disney made a magical cake with a video of magical things on it. No, really, check it out yourself: The video really doesn't do this feat in cake technology justice. Despite the amazing images, something about the idle chatter in... More  →
Magical Fairy Princess Cake is Real and Edible and We Need It

Benedict Cumberbatch Shatters Norms of English Language, Is Still Totes Perfect

By Emily BrownOctober 1, 2014
Last week, an exclusive video clip surfaced wherein our most favorite cu-Cumber shocked the world with his words. The clip begins with Eggs Benedict's unmistakably deep and velvety British accent voicing over a documentary about penguins in the South Pacific. Seems normal enough; we'd watch... More  →
Benedict Cumberbatch Shatters Norms of English Language, Is Still Totes Perfect

Sexy Olaf Costume Is Terrible and SOLD OUT

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 1, 2014
Halloween is just around the corner, Sparklers! And at this time, certain corporate entities would like to remind you that any Halloween costume can be a sexy Halloween costume, if you try really hard and believe in yourself... and if you have $36 and no... More  →
Sexy Olaf Costume Is Terrible and SOLD OUT

Our Bestie JLaw is Dating WHO?!

By Valerie BurnOctober 1, 2014
We don't post a ton of celeb gossip up in here, because 1) a lot of it is untrue, 2) a lot of it is boring, and 3) it's none of our business. But all that HIGH ROAD NONSENSE goes out the window when it comes to... More  →
Our Bestie JLaw is Dating WHO?!

100 Things That Are Scarier Than Ghosts

By Andrew TavinOctober 1, 2014
1) Having to call back a number you don't recognize. 2) Realizing your phone isn't in your pocket. 3) Seeing the milk is expired AFTER YOU'VE ALREADY DRANK IT!!! 4) Seeing your crush when you weren't expecting to see them and you're wearing your dad's old sweatpants. 5) Finding... More  →
100 Things That Are Scarier Than Ghosts