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Thanks To Teen Mom, You Probably Aren't Pregnant Right Now

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 8, 2015
Because you are a smart, savvy, culturally literate young tadpole, you've probably heard of the wildly classy MTV program known as 16 and Pregnant, as well as its spinoff series, Teen Mom. But what you might not know is that back when these shows first... More  →
Thanks To <i>Teen Mom,</i> You Probably Aren't Pregnant Right Now
GORGEOUS GOWNS GALORE: What We Want Our Fave Starlets to Wear During Award Season!

GORGEOUS GOWNS GALORE: What We Want Our Fave Starlets to Wear During Award Season!

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 8, 2015
AS YOU NO DOUBT REMEMBER, I did two of these slideshows (behold them in all their glory HERE and HERE) at the beginning of the 2014 award season, and ALL OF MY FASHION DREAMS WERE DASHED when not a single starlet donned the dress I had chosen for her *glares pointedly at JLa More  →

How to Achieve Your New Year's Revolution to Be Nicer

By Tom LisiJanuary 8, 2015
2015 started out well. Having resolved to take a chill pill for the next 365 days, you breezed through January 1-4 smiling at the people who say "expresso," and silently sitting pressed against the bus window by the guy with the laptop and three bags... More  →
How to Achieve Your New Year's Revolution to Be Nicer

Auntie SparkNotes: How Do I Stop Feeling So Guilty and Unhappy?

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 7, 2015
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I'm in a rut. After a bout of what I believe to be depression, I lost interest in everything that made life interesting. Now I feel like a shell of a person, with no real hobbies or goals that aren't muddled with uncertainty... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Do I Stop Feeling So Guilty and Unhappy?

"Please Don't Put Spaghetti Between Your Toes": Best Dad Ever Illustrates Stuff His Kid Says

By Nicole DiekerJanuary 7, 2015
Ready for a dose of the ADORBS? Check out Spaghetti Toes, the Tumblr in which dad Martin Bruckner illustrates "things said to—and by—a 2-year-old." This 2-year-old may think that cooked noodles are a great manicure tool, but she's also pretty genius about what's reall More  →

Epic New Trailer For In The Heart Of The Sea Has Embedded Itself In The Heart OF OUR HEARTS

By Katherine MollyJanuary 7, 2015
Here is a 45% accurate quote from Moby Dick: "Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul, I go to the movies to see Chris Hemsworth heroically holding up a harpoon and ALL IS RIGHT... More  →
Epic New Trailer For <em>In The Heart Of The Sea</em> Has Embedded Itself In The Heart OF OUR HEARTS

5 Excuses For Why You're Staying Home on Saturday Night AGAIN

By Victoria ProvostJanuary 7, 2015
Tell us if this situation sounds familiar: you're settling in for yet another epic Saturday evening of sweatpants, EasyMac, and Netflix (those 46 episodes of Arrow of aren't going to watch themselves) when your mom pokes her head in your room, heaves an... More  →
5 Excuses For Why You're Staying Home on Saturday Night AGAIN

Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Cheated On Me Online

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 6, 2015
Dear Auntie, I don't know what to do. I learned that my boyfriend has been cheating on me (I think it is cheating). He has been flirting with another girl for months behind my back, and has roleplayed about HND with her online too. Is this... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Cheated On Me Online

January Late-O-Scopes

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 6, 2015
Aries (March 21 – April 19)Happy New Year, Aries! May your 2015 be a good one, and may all your shortcomings turn into away-goings. The most common resolution in 2014 was "lose weight," while the most common resolution in 1947 was "improve my disposition," which was probab More  →
January Late-O-Scopes
Inside North America's First CAT CAFE and Leading Cat Dictatorship

Inside North America's First CAT CAFE and Leading Cat Dictatorship

By Emily BrownJanuary 6, 2015

You’ve probably heard that New York City has opened its very own cat cafe, but the tabbies down on the Lower East Side are, for lack of a better word, copycats, and merely bandwagoning on a trend that has TWICE blessed the

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