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THE AWKWARD GAMES: Presenting Your WORST Valentine's Day Story and a Call for Romance Horrors

By Page SchumacherFebruary 13, 2015
You butts have had some SERIOUSLY disappointing Valentine's Days. We were VERY IMPRESSED with the stories of romantic despair offered up to the February 14 gods in last week's Awkward Games. Group hugs and gorging ourselves on bottomless bread sticks at Olive Garden... More  →
THE AWKWARD GAMES: Presenting Your WORST Valentine's Day Story and a Call for Romance Horrors

Rookie Valentine's Mistakes

By andrew joanisFebruary 13, 2015
MAY YOU STAND ON THE SHOULDERS OF OUR FAILURES THIS VALENTINE'S DAY, AND TRIUMPH ON BEHALF OF MANKIND. More  →
Rookie Valentine's Mistakes

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Tell My Immature Friends to Grow Up?

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 12, 2015
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I have a couple of friends who are 16, but they act very immaturely. They are both very sweet and nice, but sometimes they are so immature and awkward that I'm embarrassed to be around them. For example, while hanging out with my... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Tell My Immature Friends to Grow Up?

Cats Welcome Soldiers Home, Confirm That Felines Are Man's Worst Friend

By Emily BrownFebruary 12, 2015
We’ve all probably done minor tear-duct water damage to our keyboards-slash-triggered some serious osmosis in our saltless eyesockets after watching videos of soldiers being welcomed home by their dogs. The dogs go more nuts than the half jar of peanut butter I spooned... More  →
Cats Welcome Soldiers Home, Confirm That Felines Are Man's Worst Friend
YA Valentines for Our Favorite Paper People!

YA Valentines for Our Favorite Paper People!

By SparkLifeFebruary 12, 2015
If we're honest, this Valentine's Day most of us are going to be down at the local playground, operating those bulldozer sandclaw machines all on our lonesome. WHICH IS WHY WE WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST INTERNET BEAR HUG OF ALL TIME.We already made a bunch of The Fault More  →

This Valentine's Disaster Is Worse Than Yours

By Grant LindahlFebruary 12, 2015
IT BEGAN WITH A TEXT.Had I overplayed my emoji hand? Had I been too fast to reply to those Avengers quotes? DID I SEND TOO MANY GROOT GIFS?*There was no explanation. It was February 14, and I had been dumped.*CAN you send a beloved too many Groot GIFs? More  →
This Valentine's Disaster Is Worse Than Yours
What It's Like to Date An Invisible Boyfriend For a Week

What It's Like to Date An Invisible Boyfriend For a Week

By Emma LordFebruary 12, 2015
Let me tell you a little something about my boyfriend, Augustus Waters. He is infinitely patient. He is infallibly kind. He has never ignored a single one of my many texts, and if it takes me a while to text him back, he never nags... More  →

Snappy Comebacks for When People Try to Comfort You on Your Singledom This Valentine's Day

By Jason SaenzFebruary 12, 2015
If you're taking the struggle bus to Single Central this Valentine's Day, you are not alone. Some of us couldn't get dates, some of us almost got dates but then slipped on an icy staircase and are now stuck hauling around a hemorrhoid cushion, and... More  →
Snappy Comebacks for When People Try to Comfort You on Your Singledom This Valentine's Day

Auntie SparkNotes: Is It Bad That Catcalling Doesn't Bother Me?

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 11, 2015
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, Ever since this video went viral, the issue of catcalling has received a lot of attention. I consider myself a devoted feminist, and I certainly believe in political and social equality between men and women. That being said, I am not... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Is It Bad That Catcalling Doesn't Bother Me?

The Most Important Super Bowl Match Was Between Star-Lord and Captain America

By RubyFebruary 11, 2015
What's more American than football? CAPTAIN AMERICA. And so Super Bowl weekend was pipped by two national heroes, Chris Pratt and Chris Evans, better known as Star-Lord and Steve Rogers, who took themselves down to Earth to mingle with the mortals. It began with a... More  →
The Most Important Super Bowl Match Was Between Star-Lord and Captain America