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How to Turn Your Brain Back On After Summer Break

By Catherina GioinoAugust 25, 2017
The start of school is fast approaching, and three months of uninterrupted Netflix-ing may very well have made you at least 37% dumber than you were at the beginning of summer break. We can help you conquer your required reading assignment,... More  →
How to Turn Your Brain Back On After Summer Break

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Stop Being an Overthinking, Awkward Mess Around Guys?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 25, 2017
Auntie SparkNotes is on vacay this week, so we're publishing some of her vintage gems to help ease your back-to-school anxiety! Dear Auntie SparkNotes, So there's this guy. Or not, or maybe—I'm not sure yet. But there is a problem. As a general rule, I suck... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Stop Being an Overthinking, Awkward Mess Around Guys?

The Dos and Don'ts of Going Back to School

By ElodieAugust 24, 2017
August is like the nail in the coffin of your summer. Gone are the days of sleeping whenever you darn well please and mass-consuming entire bags of Doritos unchecked. It's time to start taking life seriously again, because before you know it, the first day of school is goin More  →
The Dos and Don'ts of Going Back to School

How to Nail Your First Day at Hogwarts

By Vitoria BasAugust 24, 2017
Back-to-school season is a stressful time. For you, for us, for oak-leaves who sense the icy specter of death awaiting them (not with a bang, but with a crinkle)... But just imagine how nerve-wracking going off to Hogwarts for the first time must be! Okay, we're sure you've More  →
How to Nail Your First Day at Hogwarts

Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Make Friends at College

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 23, 2017
Auntie SparkNotes is on vacay this week, so we're publishing some of her vintage gems to help ease your back-to-school anxiety!  Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I am a junior in college, and I’m unhappy. First of all, I have two friends on campus. They aren’t even in the... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Make Friends at College

These Ridiculous Flow Charts Are the Best Part of Going Back to School

By reidfaylorAugust 22, 2017
These flow charts solve all your back-to-school problems, from what you should wear (a flame-retardant potato sack and a nice hat) to what your resolution for the year should be (implementing a "mandatory puppies in every classroom" rule should be EVERYONE's goal). Click thr More  →
These Ridiculous Flow Charts Are the Best Part of Going Back to School