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The Worst Cafeteria Foods Ranked

By Jason SaenzOctober 9, 2014
Cafeterias are notorious for having the worst food in the world. What you need to understand about shopping for a burger, or wet taco, or thing made of corn on the cafeteria line is that you aren't looking for the best burger/wet taco/corn thing, you're... More  →
The Worst Cafeteria Foods Ranked

Auntie SparkNotes: I Feel Empty and Bored All the Time

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 8, 2014
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I feel awful saying this, but I have a problem. I think. I don't feel right. I'm a sophomore in college right now, and I feel useless. I'm not in any clubs or sports this year because last year my grades weren't the... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Feel Empty and Bored All the Time
30 Stylish Celebs Get the ALL-CAPS TREATMENT

30 Stylish Celebs Get the ALL-CAPS TREATMENT

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 8, 2014
GIRD YOUR LOINS, SPARKLEBUTTS, for another ALL-CAPS STYLE RECAP is nigh! Our favorite famouses have been putting on quite the sartorial show over the last few days, and as the world's greatest living style expert extraordinaire (read: I HAVE ZERO QUALIFICATIONS AND AM AT More  →

True Stories: That Time My Battery Died and It Ruined My Life

By SparkLifeOctober 8, 2014
The following post is brought to you by our sponsor, the tablet Microsoft Surface, which boasts baller battery life.  Have you ever had your entire life ruined because of a battery going dead at just the wrong moment? WE HAVE. Here are our turrrrible tales... More  →
True Stories: That Time My Battery Died and It Ruined My Life

29 Ominous Signs Your Careers Counselor Has No Clue

By Jason SaenzOctober 8, 2014
Until sorting hats become a real thing, we are left to determine our futures with little more guidance than aptitude tests (you saw how that worked out in Divergent) and careers counselors. But all careers counselors are not alike. The following present red flags that should... More  →
29 Ominous Signs Your Careers Counselor Has No Clue

Tom Hiddleston & Hugh Laurie Are Starring in a Mini-Series Together: FINALLY, ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

By Andrew TavinOctober 8, 2014
Impossible question of the day: who's more devilishly charming, Loki or Dr. House? You can’t chose, can you? Well now, you don't have to—because Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie are going to star in a new mini-series together! (You may commence... More  →
Tom Hiddleston & Hugh Laurie Are Starring in a Mini-Series Together: FINALLY, ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

Auntie SparkNotes: Am I a Rapist?

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 7, 2014
Dear Auntie, I am in desperate need of help, and I know your advice might be the best thing I need. So let me come clean: I think I raped somebody. Let me tell you what happened: I was with a girl who goes to university with... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Am I a Rapist?

JLaw's Reaction to the Nude Photo Leak Makes Us Love Her More Than Ever

By Sara JonssonOctober 7, 2014
Jennifer Lawrence is the best. She's the tops, the bee's knees, the model for every young actress trying to navigate the terrifying netherworld of fame in today's society. That's why, when a couple of scumbags hacked her phone and put her personal nude pictures online,More  →
JLaw's Reaction to the Nude Photo Leak Makes Us Love Her More Than Ever

10 Awakenings You'll Have First Semester

By Jason SaenzOctober 7, 2014
Heading off to college is filled with life lessons, but none will be as shocking and UNAVOIDABLE as these 10 here. So buckle up, young freshman. You are about to get some serious credits in the class called Life. 1. You Can Eat Whatever You Like,... More  →
10 Awakenings You'll Have First Semester

You've Officially Been Out-Geeked: Meet the World's Biggest Harry Potter Fan!

By Ashley Brooke RobertsOctober 7, 2014
Contrary to popular belief, YOU are not the world’s biggest Harry Potter fan; instead, it's Asher Silva Vargas, a 37-year-old lawyer from Mexico. He’s spent the last 14 years amassing figurines, sweaters, wands, and every scrap of Potter merchandise that comes his way (including that sweet... More  →
You've Officially Been Out-Geeked: Meet the World's Biggest <em>Harry Potter</em> Fan!