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See What Emma Watson, Rihanna, & THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE Wore to the British Style Awards!

See What Emma Watson, Rihanna, & THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE Wore to the British Style Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 2, 2014
You can bet that when a bunch of people with British accents (plus a few violently good-looking Americans) get together, there will be STYLE APLENTY and DAGGER DROOL ABOUND. Needless to say, the British Fashion Awards last night were a wildly stylish, spit-soaked affair, and More  →

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Totally Grossed Out By Sex Organs

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 2, 2014
Dear Auntie, I am a junior in college, I am female, and I am completely lost in terms of my sexual orientation. While it feels like everyone else figured out their sexuality years ago after puberty, I am still trying to decode my pesky brain. I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Totally Grossed Out By Sex Organs
Hello Pity and Other Failed Sanrio Characters

Hello Pity and Other Failed Sanrio Characters

By Erik BergstromDecember 2, 2014
You probably know and love Sanrio faves Hello Kitty, Tuxedosam and Bad Batz Maru, but have you met Hello Pity? She's a mouse that is constantly spilling her pudding on her pinafore and stepping in poop. Feel bad for her! Buy Hello Pity stationary and bedding at your local Sa More  →

The Worst Bring-Your-Daughter-to-Work Day Ever Still No Reason to Diss the Obama Girls

By Janet ManleyDecember 2, 2014
If you've ever been dragged to your mom or dad's workplace, six hours' view into what a "job" really is likely left you resolved to remain in school as long as possible. All the free highlighters and stress balls in the world couldn't convince me... More  →
The Worst Bring-Your-Daughter-to-Work Day Ever Still No Reason to Diss the Obama Girls

How to Deal With These Seven Kinds of Teachers

By Sean McCarthyDecember 2, 2014

Classrooms are like small republics. Outside the classroom, you might feel as though your rights and desires matter, but inside you are subject to your teacher's peculiar constitution. They might have a soft abiding way, like Professor Trelawney, or they might rule with an

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How to Deal With These Seven Kinds of Teachers

How to Get a Date to the Yule Ball (Because Hogwarts Is Totally Real)

By Katherine MollyDecember 2, 2014
Katherine Molly was one of the winners of our Fred Weasley auditions—welcome to her hilarious 2nd post! Under normal circumstances, asking someone out is about as scary as a midnight stroll through the Forbidden Forest (which is to say, VERY SCARY... More  →
How to Get a Date to the Yule Ball (Because Hogwarts Is Totally Real)

What Will Happen To You After You Get Famous? WE HAVE THE ANSWER!

By Andrew TavinDecember 2, 2014
Hello superstar to be! Celebrities always seem to have interesting lives. Aside from their actual job, they're always getting into all sorts of mischief, sometimes for the best, sometimes for the not-so-best. We don't know how you'll get famous, but we know what will happen... More  →
What Will Happen To You After You Get Famous? WE HAVE THE ANSWER!

Auntie SparkNotes: My Dad Is Furious That I Don't Believe in God

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 1, 2014
Hi Auntie, Buckle up, because this one's a little heavy. So I'm a senior in high school and almost done with all my college apps (I can almost taste the freedom!!) When my father and I were heading out the door to a college interview, he told me... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Dad Is Furious That I Don't Believe in God

The 6th Annual SparkLife Turkey Trot 5K

By RubyDecember 1, 2014
Greetings, ladies, gentlemen, and escaped turkeys. We'd like to welcome you to the sixth annual SparkLife Turkey Trot 5K, being held in the aftermath of the digestive assault that was last Thursday. We're happy to report that we have taken steps to ensure that the... More  →
The 6th Annual SparkLife Turkey Trot 5K