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Get Gilded With This Queen Ravenna-Inspired Makeup Tutorial

By Allison EmmApril 6, 2016
Oh, hi there! I'm just slinking around pretending to be the star of a Dior J'adore commercial. Can you blame me? Ever since I laid eyes on the gold leaf look that Queen Ravena (aka Charlize Theron) is flaunting in The Huntsman: Winter's War, I just want to rock face bling More  →
Get Gilded With This Queen Ravenna-Inspired Makeup Tutorial

Auntie SparkNotes: My BFF Is Ignoring Me For Her GF

By kat_rosenfieldApril 5, 2016
Dear Auntie, I have a major problem. My best friend is dating this girl and basically ignoring me. I have made the excuse of "I'm not happy but only because I don't like her," to my BFF. She told me she didn't care, which kind of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My BFF Is Ignoring Me For Her GF

Which Harry Potter Are You?

By Emily BrownApril 5, 2016

There's a Harry in each and every one of us.

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Which Harry Potter Are You?

Auntie SparkNotes: I Thought About Murder During a Makeout

By kat_rosenfieldApril 4, 2016
Dear Auntie, Let's rewind to a week ago when I was hanging out with a guy I met over a social media app. We met up and hung out at his apartment, watched a movie, cuddled a little bit... and then spent several hours macking in... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Thought About Murder During a Makeout

How To Get Through Your Post-College Slump

By Elaine AtwellApril 4, 2016
It starts the moment your mortarboard begins its downward arc at the end of graduation. College, your life for the last four (or in my case five) years, is over. And frequently, your sense of accomplishment is overshadowed by a sense of loss. Graduation is a celebration, yes,... More  →
How To Get Through Your Post-College Slump

7 Ways to Survive a Trump Rally

By H. Alan ScottApril 4, 2016
Part of what I love most about being a writer/comedian is that I can stomach pretty much anything in the pursuit of material. Suffering is art, and all that, or at least, suffering is copy. So when the opportunity to attend a Donald Trump rally in... More  →
7 Ways to Survive a Trump Rally

April Fool's-o-Scopes

By Jon_SkindzierApril 1, 2016
If you ever miss the whimsy and wonder of being a child, Aries, you can take yourself back by having someone force you to eat gross green beans and then drawing a Batman that is terrible. You will realize this month that you have so many gifts you haven't even used yet, like More  →
April Fool's-o-Scopes

When Will You Get Your First Kiss? ONLY THESE FLOWCHARTS KNOW FOR SURE.

By reidfaylorApril 1, 2016
Is there any quest more fraught with peril than that of landing your first kiss? Yes. Loads of 'em. Hiking to Mount Doom in order to cast the Ring back into the fires from whence it came before Sauron covers all the lands in a second darkness, for one. Talking to your crush More  →
When Will You Get Your First Kiss? ONLY THESE FLOWCHARTS KNOW FOR SURE.

CALLING ALL SPARKLERS: What Would You Title Your Autobiography?

By ElodieApril 1, 2016
One day, I hope to have engaged in enough tomfoolery to fill an autobiography. I think people would like my autobiography. At the very least, I think they'd pick it up in a bookstore out of casual interest and then absentmindedly put it back in the wrong section. The... More  →
CALLING ALL SPARKLERS: What Would You Title Your Autobiography?