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Tween Pens Scathing Letter to Sporting Goods Chain Because, Shockingly, Girls Play Sports, Too

By Valerie BurnOctober 10, 2014
Sit down and think about the people you know who participate in sports—football, soccer, tennis, volleyball, basketball, and countless others. None of them are girls, right? WRONG, obviously. Probably a lot of them are girls, because, especially through high school, boys' and girls' organized sports participation is... More  →
Tween Pens Scathing Letter to Sporting Goods Chain Because, Shockingly, Girls Play Sports, Too

Malala Wins Nobel Prize and We Are Off to Eat Croissants!

By Janet ManleyOctober 10, 2014
Pakistani human rights activist we just want to PUT IN OUR POCKET, Malala Yousafzi, has won the Nobel peace prize! She shares the honor with Indian child rights activist Kailash Satyarthi. IT IS A GOOD DAY TO BE EATING PATISSERIE TREATS, OR PERHAPS SOME BALUSHAHI, TO CELEBRATE... More  →
Malala Wins Nobel Prize and We Are Off to Eat Croissants!

What Your Favorite Candy Says About You

By Christi ChielloOctober 9, 2014
It’s almost that time!!! The time of year when it’s acceptable to eat candy for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And no, we're not talking about the week after a breakup… we're talking about Halloween, when the candy corn is harvested from the field, just as... More  →
What Your Favorite Candy Says About You

Who Would Be Cast in Friends If It Premiered Today?

By Janet ManleyOctober 9, 2014
A bunch of people have been saying that Big Bang Theory is the new Friends, and I have anal retentively made the case that New Girl IS Friends, but if we are honest with ourselves, THE ONLY FRIENDS IS FRIENDS. Nowhere else can you find Chandler's breakup sweats, More  →
Who Would Be Cast in <i>Friends</i> If It Premiered Today?

How to Wind Up in the Emergency Room (& Other Things I Learned During My Internship)

By ElodieOctober 9, 2014
A little-known fact about being an intern is that there is an element of danger involved (particularly if you, like me, attract embarrassing disasters like an embarrassing magnet). I mean, let’s be real here: all interns are disposable, like red shirts on Star Trek. Interns... More  →
How to Wind Up in the Emergency Room (& Other Things I Learned During My Internship)

The Worst Cafeteria Foods Ranked

By Jason SaenzOctober 9, 2014
Cafeterias are notorious for having the worst food in the world. What you need to understand about shopping for a burger, or wet taco, or thing made of corn on the cafeteria line is that you aren't looking for the best burger/wet taco/corn thing, you're... More  →
The Worst Cafeteria Foods Ranked

Auntie SparkNotes: I Feel Empty and Bored All the Time

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 8, 2014
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I feel awful saying this, but I have a problem. I think. I don't feel right. I'm a sophomore in college right now, and I feel useless. I'm not in any clubs or sports this year because last year my grades weren't the... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Feel Empty and Bored All the Time
30 Stylish Celebs Get the ALL-CAPS TREATMENT

30 Stylish Celebs Get the ALL-CAPS TREATMENT

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 8, 2014
GIRD YOUR LOINS, SPARKLEBUTTS, for another ALL-CAPS STYLE RECAP is nigh! Our favorite famouses have been putting on quite the sartorial show over the last few days, and as the world's greatest living style expert extraordinaire (read: I HAVE ZERO QUALIFICATIONS AND AM AT More  →

True Stories: That Time My Battery Died and It Ruined My Life

By SparkLifeOctober 8, 2014
The following post is brought to you by our sponsor, the tablet Microsoft Surface, which boasts baller battery life.  Have you ever had your entire life ruined because of a battery going dead at just the wrong moment? WE HAVE. Here are our turrrrible tales... More  →
True Stories: That Time My Battery Died and It Ruined My Life