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Makeup for Chilly Days and Nights: Grungy Plum

By Allison EmmDecember 3, 2014
You know why I love grungy makeup? Is it the smoky smudginess that makes me feel like a rock star? Is it the warm browns and deep plums that are just so perfect for fall? Well, sort of. But honestly, it’s because my eyes are tired. Yup, dead tired. The cool thing about More  →
Makeup for Chilly Days and Nights: Grungy Plum
Quiz: How Good Was Your Last Kiss?

Quiz: How Good Was Your Last Kiss?

By Brandon SpecktorDecember 3, 2014
On the surface, kisses are priceless tokens of love, like a bitcoin for your tongue. But even bitcoins have “value” (determined hourly by the fedora-wearing robo-stewards of The Invisible Bank) and so, too, do kisses. If you have completed one of the 100 Spark-Approved... More  →

December Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierDecember 3, 2014
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The 4th actually is Santa's List Day, Aries, so don't do anything to antagonize Santa in the next few days, such as punching a reindeer or advocating for an Elvish labor union. If you find the opportunity to flirt with someone you like this mon More  →
December Horoscopes!

Get Your Keyboard Waffle Iron Here!

By Janet ManleyDecember 3, 2014
STEEL YOURSELVES, TYPERS. Soon you will be able to touch-type your way across a crisp, golden keyboard-shaped waffle, thanks to a Kickstarter that is about to hit "return" on its pledges. If you want to be an early adopter (eater) of the newest... More  →
Get Your Keyboard Waffle Iron Here!

Inventions We Demand Be Created!

By Andrew TavinDecember 3, 2014
So you may or may not have heard that in some exciting/terrifying news, Google is debuting self-driving cars. But as far as we're concerned, this doesn't go far enough! Here are the inventions we demand to see... OR ELSE (we will be sad). Self-Peeling... More  →
Inventions We Demand Be Created!
See What Emma Watson, Rihanna, & THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE Wore to the British Style Awards!

See What Emma Watson, Rihanna, & THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE Wore to the British Style Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 2, 2014
You can bet that when a bunch of people with British accents (plus a few violently good-looking Americans) get together, there will be STYLE APLENTY and DAGGER DROOL ABOUND. Needless to say, the British Fashion Awards last night were a wildly stylish, spit-soaked affair, and More  →

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Totally Grossed Out By Sex Organs

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 2, 2014
Dear Auntie, I am a junior in college, I am female, and I am completely lost in terms of my sexual orientation. While it feels like everyone else figured out their sexuality years ago after puberty, I am still trying to decode my pesky brain. I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Totally Grossed Out By Sex Organs
Hello Pity and Other Failed Sanrio Characters

Hello Pity and Other Failed Sanrio Characters

By Erik BergstromDecember 2, 2014
You probably know and love Sanrio faves Hello Kitty, Tuxedosam and Bad Batz Maru, but have you met Hello Pity? She's a mouse that is constantly spilling her pudding on her pinafore and stepping in poop. Feel bad for her! Buy Hello Pity stationary and bedding at your local Sa More  →

The Worst Bring-Your-Daughter-to-Work Day Ever Still No Reason to Diss the Obama Girls

By Janet ManleyDecember 2, 2014
If you've ever been dragged to your mom or dad's workplace, six hours' view into what a "job" really is likely left you resolved to remain in school as long as possible. All the free highlighters and stress balls in the world couldn't convince me... More  →
The Worst Bring-Your-Daughter-to-Work Day Ever Still No Reason to Diss the Obama Girls