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20 Things We Learned About Umbridge from J.K. Rowling's New Short Story

By ElodieNovember 3, 2014
Halloween's over, and we're all a little older, a little wiser, and a little more broken inside because UMBRIDGE'S BACKSTORY IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD AND BOY, IS IT A DOOZY. Going in, we saw two possible outcomes: either 1)... More  →
20 Things We Learned About Umbridge from J.K. Rowling's New Short Story

We NEED to Stay at This Harry Potter Hotel

By Andrew TavinNovember 3, 2014
Say "Aloha mora" to that Hawaiian vacation you were planning, because we have something better! A hotel in London is offering a deal that will allow you to live like The Boy Who Lived. At the Georgian House Hotel, you stay in a... More  →
We NEED to Stay at This Harry Potter Hotel

November Horoscopes

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 3, 2014
Get ready to be thankful for things, Aries, before immediately forgetting about them again! It's November, the start of the holiday season, as well as National Novel Writing Month, aka National Not Writing a Novel And Then Making Excuses Month. If you feel like you can't fin More  →
November Horoscopes

Auntie SparkNotes: Trick or Treat or UPDATES!

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 31, 2014
It's Halloween, boys and ghouls, and Evil Auntie SparkNotes has a special treat for you: UPDATES! The ghosts of letter-writers past are in the house today, letting us know what ever happened with those pesky problems they needed solved. So grab a beverage, bob for... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Trick or Treat or UPDATES!
The All-Caps Style Recap SO GOOD That It Needs No Introduction

The All-Caps Style Recap SO GOOD That It Needs No Introduction!

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 31, 2014
SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT WRITING AN INTRODUCTION. THE SLIDESHOW DOESN'T NEED IT. ALSO, IT'S FRIDAY AND I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO, LIKE EAT MY WEIGHT IN CANDY CORN.  More  →

Ghosts From Around The Wooooorld

By Jason SaenzOctober 31, 2014
Americans love ghosts! We love slimy ghosts, we love friendly ghosts, we love camcorder ghosts, ghosts dolls and ghosts malls, and let's not forget ghostly pottery-making. But today, we thought we'd take a look at how cultures do ghosts outside MURICA. CHINA China has the most expansive... More  →
Ghosts From Around The Wooooorld
Pumpkins Carving Humans

Pumpkins Carving Humans

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 31, 2014
This year, THE PUMPKINS HAVE THEIR REVENGE. More  →

Stuck Digging Graves? You Need a Halloween Pickup

By Jason SaenzOctober 31, 2014
Too scared to ask that special scarecrow out? Asking them out on Halloween is even spookier! (Time out: Here is today's program. There are going to be a lot of puns in this post. You are going to need to embrace them, like you would... More  →
Stuck Digging Graves? You Need a Halloween Pickup

How to Make a Last-Minute Halloween Costume For Under $25!

By Lanie NajjabOctober 31, 2014
Are you strapped for cash? Have you waited to the very last minute to come up with a Halloween costume? Is there a CVS near you? If your answers were yes, yes, and yes, then you’re in luck! Because today, we’re bringing you a step-by-step guide to making a last-minute co More  →
How to Make a Last-Minute Halloween Costume For Under $25!