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Auntie SparkNotes: Was I Raped?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 29, 2014
Hello there Auntie, This isn't really easy for me to talk about, even though it was a looooong time ago (and by that I mean last spring). Back then, I was dating this guy who seemed great, and we had a pretty good relationship. Then, about... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Was I Raped?

Hack This School Year With These Websites

By KathAugust 29, 2014
You know those cop shows, where people look at grainy security footage and go, "Enhance!" and the grainy screen magically focuses to show a license plate or a badge I.D. number or a trace amount of sulphur, letting the sleuths crack the case? This article is... More  →
Hack This School Year With These Websites

Dragon Con Cosplay Madness From Day One!

By Vadim NewquistAugust 29, 2014
Think you’ve seen cosplay? Well, unless you’ve been to Dragon Con then think again, because this is truly the most mind-blowing Cosplay we’ve ever seen! In fact, just five minutes after we had our minds completely blown by the first round of cosplayers we saw, someo More  →
Dragon Con Cosplay Madness From Day One!
This Dragon Con Video Will MELT YOUR FACE OFF!

This Dragon Con Video Will MELT YOUR FACE OFF!

By Vadim NewquistAugust 29, 2014
We’ve arrived at the insanity that is DragonCon and we definitely can’t believe our eyes. It’s wall to wall craziness here and the festivities have barely begun! Well, since you can’t be here we whipped up a taste of what it’s like to be in... More  →

Patrick the Wombat Is 29, Not Fat but Big-Boned

By Janet ManleyAugust 29, 2014
Down in Ballarat, celebrations are underway for the 29th birthday of 40-kilo living legend Patrick the Wombat. On the menu: A scrumptious cake of grass and carrots. PATRICK, YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER 12. Evidently Patrick's very robust physique, which received numerous comments from Koshy, is... More  →
Patrick the Wombat Is 29, Not Fat but Big-Boned

MOARRRR Celeb Style (Because You Just Can't Get Enough)

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 29, 2014
Just when you thought my all-caps tirades were done, HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN, MUCH TO YOUR EVERLASTING DELIGHT AND/OR HORROR. So far this week we've averted our eyes from expansive pastures of cleavage at the VMAs, and slow-clapped for old Hollywood glamour at the Emmys. T More  →
MOARRRR Celeb Style (Because You Just Can't Get Enough)

Get All 'Bout That Schoolin' Life With These New Beyonce Supplies

By Bailey_SwilleyAugust 29, 2014
As you will know if you watched the VMAs, Beyonce has major swag (her daughter Blue). Lucky for you, Queen Bey launched a line of classy swag that you'll be crazy in love with, just in time for the start of... More  →
Get All 'Bout That Schoolin' Life With These New Beyonce Supplies

Auntie SparkNotes: I Caught My Brother Looking at Porn

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 28, 2014
Dear Auntie, I need your thoughts on what I recently discovered about my younger brother (who is 12 years old). One time, I was going to the living room where my brother was using the family computer. As soon as I was nearby, I saw a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Caught My Brother Looking at Porn

How NOT To Break Up With Someone With Emojis

By Jason SaenzAugust 28, 2014
Let's face it: the English language is dying. LONG LIVE EMOJIS! It how everyone should communicate. But if your desire is to break up with someone, maybe using a turtle with a top hat isn't the best way to do it. People deserve to be broken... More  →
How NOT To Break Up With Someone With Emojis