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Auntie SparkNotes: I Think My Step-Mom Is Sexually Abusing Her Dog

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 6, 2014
Dear Auntie, I apologize in advance for the contents of this letter. It's really gross and really offensive, but I'm desperate for help. My step-mom loves dogs. She's obsessed with her two dogs and loves them more than anything. She also loves alcohol. A couple nights... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Think My Step-Mom Is Sexually Abusing Her Dog

27 Ways Your Town Could Set a World Record

By Abbey ClarkeAugust 6, 2014
The Western Australian town of Cowaramup recently broke the world record for most people gathered together dressed as cows, which is quite excellent, we think. BUT WE WILL NOT BE OUTDONE. There are loads of ways a town can set a world record, and... More  →
27 Ways Your Town Could Set a World Record

Turkish Prime Minister Told Women to Quit Laughing in Public...But They Did THIS Instead

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 6, 2014
CURRENT EVENTZ BLAST, BUTTS: On Monday, Turkish Deputy Prime Minister Bülent Arinç delivered a speech against the moral degradation of modern Turkish society, blaming the country's drug and prostitution problems on the negative influence of soap operas (THAT TALKING BOX IS THE DEVIL'S MAGIC),... More  →
Turkish Prime Minister Told Women to Quit Laughing in Public...But They Did THIS Instead
Butt Jokes Through History

Butt Jokes Through History

By Janet ManleyAugust 6, 2014
Some people like to relax by sitting down with a tub of ice cream, or taking a walk, or drawing a bath (just illustrating themselves a bath), but we at SparkLife love to blow off steam by cranking out butt jokes. It makes us happy. Let's see if our butt jokes through history More  →

Open Call For Cosplay!

By Emily BrownAugust 6, 2014
Are you a cosplayer? Do you possess photos of yourself partaking in the art of cosplay? Do you ever just sit around waiting for a super awesome website to post an open call for its users to submit photos of their finest cosplay moments? If your answer to... More  →
Open Call For Cosplay!

What Does Your Favorite Pancake Filling Say About You?

By Andrew TavinAugust 6, 2014
This article isn't about regular pancakes. You may be thinking of those unfilled pancakes you eat all the time, for breakfast, brunch, snacks, and just because you're bored. No, this article is about the special pancakes. The pancakes with filling that are reserved for birthdays,... More  →
What Does Your Favorite Pancake Filling Say About You?

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Be Angry That He Dumped Me After Sex?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 5, 2014
Dear Auntie, My boyfriend of three months recently dumped me and I'm absolutely furious about it. We are both 17. Our relationship was strained for about a month before we broke up. I wrongfully accused him of only being with me for sex. It was a cruel... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Be Angry That He Dumped Me After Sex?

A Mostly Unbiased Piece on Uganda's Anti-Gay Bill

By H. Alan ScottAugust 5, 2014
If I, H. Alan Scott, the writer of this piece, were writing this in Uganda, then I could be arrested and potentially executed for admitting that yes, I am a gay homosexual. Worse, citizens of Uganda could just torture or kill me, and the police... More  →
A Mostly Unbiased Piece on Uganda's Anti-Gay Bill

Enter Our Twitter Sweepstakes for a Chance to Win a Signed Copy of Eleanor and Park and Subsequently Pass Out From Happiness!

By Janet ManleyAugust 5, 2014
REMEMBER HOW WE FANGIRLED OUT AT RAINBOW ROWELL'S LAUNCH PARTY FOR LANDLINE RECENTLY?* Well we didn't forget about you... We got to meet Rainbow IN PERSON (she was wearing a lobster necklace, and it was awesome) and have her sign an exclusive edition of Eleanor and Park that we... More  →
Enter Our Twitter Sweepstakes for a Chance to Win a Signed Copy of <i>Eleanor and Park</i> and Subsequently Pass Out From Happiness!