Just hours after the rodent hauling a slice of plain down the subway stairs found its way onto Youtube, it was dubbed proper noun Pizza Rat and slapped with a hashtag—its embed code forevermore pasted on our hearts.
If there's one thing to be learned from... More →
Hi Jono! Huge fan of your column (especially the illustrations)!I'm really bad at starting off letters, so I'm just gonna get right down to it: there's this boy I sorta like and I think he may be interested in me as well (original, I know).... More →
When it comes to podcasts, I prefer the original podcast: talking to myself. But sometimes even that gets boring, and I think, “I want something NEW to stuff my ears with!” Thankfully, among my friends, hosting podcasts and listening to podcasts are pretty... More →
While society loves to focus on golden-haired superheroes, I believe that it is tiny acts of heroism that make our world great.
Take Woosie, a house cat from Gover, England. His owners let him out into the garden for a quick "romp" in 2011 and, a... More →
Last week's question was a whirlwind of emotional upheaval and tough decisions, but at least we have each other. I asked, "Would you rather have J.K. Rowling write an 8th Harry Potter book that only you can read, OR have her write an 8th book that everyone can read but you? More →
Auntie, I have a very good friend, lets call her Mary, who, for a variety of personal and legal reasons got married right out of high school. He was a nice guy, but, it turns out, not the perfect man for her. They grew apart... More →
Even though squirrels across the country have been nut-cheeked since the last day of August (their hibernation cycle is synced up with when Starbucks starts offering PSLs), TODAY is the official first day of fall. And because it's arguably the second-best season of the year,... More →
Let’s face it: everyone who has ever watched Gilmore Girls has had the same thought at some point: Oh man, what a dream it would be to have a mom like Lorelai. Even moms who watch Gilmore Girls are like, “Maybe I should wear more... More →
Things are happening up in Syracuse, where university administrators have banned the kiss cam from games after a student wrote a letter to the school paper about the small infinities of awkwardness that follow wherever kiss cams are a thing. From... More →
If not a paragraph went by in As I Lay Dying when you didn't wish the Bundrens had access to a high speed rail line, then this post will be a tall drink of water in the desert of AP Lit, Sparklers. We took it upon... More →