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Auntie SparkNotes: Does He Like Me, or Is He Just Using Me?

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 4, 2014
Dear Auntie, I met this guy at the beginning of summer who's really good friends with one of my close friends. Anyway, we hit it off and ended up making out which I know seems a bit sudden and forward and all that but I don't... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Does He Like Me, or Is He Just Using Me?

To Become More Attractive, Exfoliate, Contour and-SCRATCH THAT, Just Be Nice

By Josh SorokachNovember 4, 2014
Do nice guys really finish last? Not according to some of our favorite books, and not according to a new study that shows nice people finish first... in attractiveness! (Italicized because it looks sexier that way, obviously.) According to a study published in surprise JK Rowling... More  →
To Become More Attractive, Exfoliate, Contour and-SCRATCH THAT, Just Be Nice

The 10 Weirdest (or COOLEST) Things You Can Volunteer For

By Abbey ClarkeNovember 4, 2014
Volunteering is a great thing to do—it gets you good experience and you can help people out. But let’s say the run-of-the-mill brownie bake doesn’t strike fire in your heart, and ends up with more brownies in your tum-tum than sold to sugar-desiring do-gooders. Read on More  →
The 10 Weirdest (or COOLEST) Things You Can Volunteer For

The BIGGEST Cliches to Avoid Like The Plague in College Applications

By Andrew TavinNovember 4, 2014
How are you doing, champ? Hard at work on a college application? If the road seems long, remember that a waterfall starts with a tiny drop of water. To that end, here are some cliches you'll want to avoid if you want to stand out... More  →
The BIGGEST Cliches to Avoid Like The Plague in College Applications

Auntie SparkNotes: Did My Friend Assault Me?

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 3, 2014
Hi, Auntie. Warning: sexually explicit content. This is something I thought I would never have to ask anyone; but something happened a few nights ago at my friend’s birthday party that has got me worried. So my friend’s father was extremely irresponsible and influenced me to get way... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Did My Friend Assault Me?

President Coin Sent Me a Neckerchief and I AM NOW AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE REBELLION

By Chelsea DaggerNovember 3, 2014
If you saw the above photo and thought, "Chelsea Dagger has an unusually large and radiant forehead," YOU WERE RIGHT. If you thought, "Chelsea Dagger's hair makes her look quite a bit like Ralphie from The Simpsons,"  YOU WERE RIGHT AGAIN. But if... More  →
President Coin Sent Me a Neckerchief and I AM NOW AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE REBELLION

20 Things We Learned About Umbridge from J.K. Rowling's New Short Story

By ElodieNovember 3, 2014
Halloween's over, and we're all a little older, a little wiser, and a little more broken inside because UMBRIDGE'S BACKSTORY IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD AND BOY, IS IT A DOOZY. Going in, we saw two possible outcomes: either 1)... More  →
20 Things We Learned About Umbridge from J.K. Rowling's New Short Story

We NEED to Stay at This Harry Potter Hotel

By Andrew TavinNovember 3, 2014
Say "Aloha mora" to that Hawaiian vacation you were planning, because we have something better! A hotel in London is offering a deal that will allow you to live like The Boy Who Lived. At the Georgian House Hotel, you stay in a... More  →
We NEED to Stay at This Harry Potter Hotel

November Horoscopes

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 3, 2014
Get ready to be thankful for things, Aries, before immediately forgetting about them again! It's November, the start of the holiday season, as well as National Novel Writing Month, aka National Not Writing a Novel And Then Making Excuses Month. If you feel like you can't fin More  →
November Horoscopes

Auntie SparkNotes: Trick or Treat or UPDATES!

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 31, 2014
It's Halloween, boys and ghouls, and Evil Auntie SparkNotes has a special treat for you: UPDATES! The ghosts of letter-writers past are in the house today, letting us know what ever happened with those pesky problems they needed solved. So grab a beverage, bob for... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Trick or Treat or UPDATES!