The Sploggers are telling us their high school stories. We want this series to go on forever. —SparkitorsWere you funny?
If you had asked me, definitely. If you had asked my friends and family, probably not. My humor has always leaned heavily on sarcasm.
If... More →
This is the month of evil and dread, when nightmarish ghouls roam the land looking for souls and fun-sized candy bars. Should you lock your doors and hide under the bed, or should you march forth into the damp spooky night? Only we have the... More →
We've never seen an episode of Buffy, TeenAuthorsForTheWin, but now we're totally sold! Netflix, here we come. —Sparkitors
I used to be one of those poor saps who had only heard of Buffy the Vampire Slayer; I just assumed it was the... More →
Kolizzle, you're an artistic genius in the making! —Sparkitors
If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I'm incredibly passionate about photography. I love looking at the pictures on every Open Thread, I use my free time to scroll through... More →
Your phone can do just about anything: it can text, it can record embarrassing videos of your friends eating chili fries, and it can even hold down your papers in a strong wind. But one thing it can't do? Help you make scary calls. If... More →
We asked the Sploggers to tell us what they were like in high school. Their answers are funny, upsetting, and sometimes cramp-inducing. Today's featured Splogger: Ashley "Bathrobe" Spencer. —SparkitorsWere you funny? I definitely thought I was funny, and considered myself the class clown. I went... More →
Ooh, what about outlining the outline of your outline? Wait, no, never mind. Just listen to jgrudzy. —Sparkitors
Writer's block: that epic tragedy suffered by the creative since the days of cavemen and sidewalk chalk. Easy to get stuck with and hard to overcome,... More →
Theoreticalgrrl, these tips are awesome! We're dedicating our first Grammy Award to you. —Sparkitors
Everybody loves to sing, even Swiss clowns and particularly intelligent platypuses. Unfortunately, not everyone can be good at singing. Until now! With the help of my patented six-step system, even... More →
You had us at apple pie, ‘olwhatshername! –Sparkitors
Did summer romance pass you by in 2010? Think you have to wait until next year to have a seasonally-based fling? Well, think again. Fall is totally made for those flings that are too cool to... More →