ZOMBIESATTACK, it's undeniable: you've got great taste in men!—Sparkitors
Today as I was reading through the countless My Crush Is posts, one caught my eye. Suddenly, in that moment, the truth overwhelmed me; I too... More →
What the heck have you been doing all summer? If the answer is TV surfing and perfecting your Slushee palette, don't even say it. On the first day of school, everyone is going to want to know how your summer was, and it's too late... More →
lleya, the only bad thing about your school is the two-period-long gym class. UGH.—Sparkitors
Most of you are on summer vacation right now and are probably spending your time chillaxing at the beach—but I'm stuck at school, freezing my butt... More →
It's a jungle out there, a school jungle. To tame the tigers and fly through the vines of life or something, you're going to need to know what not to do on the first day of school. Please, don't...
1. Wear tight pants and engage in... More →
Denisey94, that Sun Maid chick on the raisin box is WEEPING. —Sparkitors
1. Making raisins ruins grapes! Grapes are delicious, but they dry out into wrinkly little pellets that remind me of feces.
2. The texture. I don't want to eat something that looks and... More →
Brightsparky406, no matter what you did, we forgive you—mostly because of this awesome drawing you sent us!—Sparkitors
So, you messed up. You dented your dad's car, you "accidentally" gave your little brother a wedgie, or you got straight Fs... More →
flaming_hobgoblins, we admire your reserve, but we just can't stop putting people in headlocks.—Sparkitors
You're talking a bazillion miles a minute, spilling your thoughts on a book you've just finished. When you finally stop to catch your breath and... More →
So you've taken our advice and feng-shui'd the heck outta your home base. Now it's time to turn your locker into a positive-energy paradise.
1. Blithely disregard school policy and keep an aromatherapy candle (preferably a pine-scented one) burning at all times. But, please,... More →
Welcome back to jgrudzy's column How to Fail at Everything How to Be Awesome. Enjoy! —Sparkitors
So you're at the hospital, waiting to get those stitches in your shin. You're surrounded by tons of people with medical degrees, and all the smartness... More →