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Holding On: Chapter 5

By ContributorApril 18, 2011
In the last chapter, Alice (aka "Wonder") wanders into her long-empty backyard with Eric and Annie, and is over-taken by memories of the past.—Sparkitors “Um, Wonder, I said thanks. Can you give me the drumsticks?” A confused Eric is standing in front of me,... More  →
Holding On: Chapter 5

Ask Jono: Friends With... Not Benefits

By Jon_SkindzierApril 18, 2011
Dear Jono, I've got a bit of a sticky situation.  I like this guy at work, and he has told me he likes me back (yay!), but, despite the fact that he is eighteen and I am seventeen, he is not allowed to date due to... More  →
Ask Jono: Friends With... Not Benefits

10 Rules for Creating an Amazing Secret Handshake

By Lucy HutchinsonApril 18, 2011
Remember last Tuesday, when you shook hands with your friend Tiffany in the hall and were crushed by boredom? That was because you didn't have an Amazing Secret Handshake with which to brighten your day. Secret handshakes are easy to come up with—the only rule... More  →
10 Rules for Creating an Amazing Secret Handshake

Open Thread for April 18

By Chelsea DaggerApril 18, 2011
grace_return7 sent us this pic, along with this explanation: These funny little men in bedazzled cowboy outfits and hats are Riders in the Sky, the very people who wrote and performed"Woody's Roundup" from Toy Story! My choir got to go to Nashville, TN for our... More  →
Open Thread for April 18

Are You a Hate-able Twilight Hater?

By ContributorApril 15, 2011
yankeegirl93 brings up THE TWILIGHT ISSUE again to call all you Twilight-haters to the stand. Word!—Sparkitors Look, if you hate Twilight, that’s awesome. Good for you, really! I'm sure the books are really appreciative of your passionate loathing. The world is much... More  →
Are You a Hate-able Twilight Hater?

You Know You're from Williamsburg When...

By ContributorApril 15, 2011
LtlePointeDancer, we have to admit it: we're jealous of your proximity to roller coasters.—Sparkitors I'm from Williamsburg, Virginia. You probably heard about it once while you were dozing off in the middle of your AP U.S. History class; it's a little suburban... More  →
You Know You're from Williamsburg When...

Faye's Quest for a Prom Date: I'm a Princess (and SparkNotes Is My Fairy Godmother)

By ContributorApril 15, 2011
As Faye's official Fairy Godmother, we think we should just charm Chad into being less dumb.—Sparkitors Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far, away, there lived a princess named Faye. And they all lived happily ever after. The end. Oh wait, I think... More  →
Faye's Quest for a Prom Date: I'm a Princess (and SparkNotes Is My Fairy Godmother)

Even MORE Hilarious Quotes By Teachers-And These Ones Are GOOD.

By ContributorApril 15, 2011
Okay, we know we say this every time, but rainfire113's quotes really are the FUNNIEST quotes EVER.—Sparkitors Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: “Rainfire, you silly child, we’ve had a bazillion of these posts already!” Yes, fellow Sparklers, I realize this, but why quit... More  →
Even MORE Hilarious Quotes By Teachers-And These Ones Are GOOD.

The Jane Austen Dating School: Instructions on Rejection

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 15, 2011
enthusiasm&austen has really had to live by the book this week. Thank goodness for Lizzy Bennett!—Sparkitors If I had to sum up the past week in one word, I'd say College-fitzwilliam-friends-laughing-planet-of-oddity-no-phone-missing-fitzwilliam-getting-asked-to-prom-killing-puppies-mr-collins-awkwardness-phone-calls-boys-boys-boys. Got that? Well, hopefully you didn’t because otherwise the rest... More  →
The Jane Austen Dating School: Instructions on Rejection

When Will He Come Online?

By ContributorApril 15, 2011
As I write this, the sun is shining through my window, I can see the beautiful blue sky, and a pigeon just flew away. But will I, the mighty Geeraff, being going outside today? No. Because as soon as I finish typing this sentence, I will... More  →
When Will He Come Online?