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The Daily Trials of an English Major: That's a Class?!?

By ContributorApril 13, 2011
We're jealous of Courtney Guth—we want to take gypsy classes!! —Sparkitors At a certain point in the semester, students across all college campuses, majors, and fields face the same antagonizing dilemma: What do I take next semester?! Many colleges require certain electives, and, of course, there... More  →
The Daily Trials of an English Major: That's a Class?!?

24 Reasons To Hate the Show "24"

By ContributorApril 13, 2011
We've never seen 24, and now we never will. Thanks for the delivering the brutal truth, pollysmiles101! If you're not familiar with 24, it's a hit show on Fox that chronicles the action-packed life of Counter Terrorist agent Jack Bauer, a lean, mean, terrorist-killin' machine.... More  →
24 Reasons To Hate the Show

You Know You're From South Africa When...

By ContributorApril 13, 2011
We've heard about a lot of places, muslimah8160, but none of them sound as exciting as South Africa! —Sparkitors South Africa is a beautiful country filled with different colours, races, languages and wildlife. The saying ‘anything goes’ definitely applies here—we’re... More  →
You Know You're From South Africa When...

Why Being Single Rules

By ContributorApril 13, 2011
snoboardgrl12, it's the jelly-filled rainbow treacle tart that really convinced us!— Sparitors I'm not hating on people in relationships. Relationships are pretty nice. Being single, however, is quite awesome. It definitely has its perks, like... 1. You don't have to worry about... More  →
Why Being Single Rules

How to Dress Like... Liz Lemon

By ContributorApril 13, 2011
Zoe Dee explains how to dress like Liz Lemon from 300 Rock. (Note: sense of humor required.) —Sparkitors Liz Lemon and I have a lot of things in common: we’re both pale, we’re both brunettes, we’re both incredibly dorky whilst being insanely hilarious, we... More  →
How to Dress Like... Liz Lemon

Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerApril 13, 2011
'Sup, Sparklebutts? Here's what: Dagger is in the hizz-ouse to hand out some MAD CASH MONIES. (And by "mad cash monies," we of course mean "trivial, meaningless awards.") All y'all ACED the heezy out of last week's riddle—and many of you deemed it much too... More  →
Phi Beta Dagger

Vocab Word of the Day!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 13, 2011
EPIC VOCAB SHOUT-OUTS from yesterday's post go to: mysticjadeshoe: When Dumbledore informed the school that Draco wore diapers, it was quite defamatory to Draco's poor, nonexistent reputation. sparkles9513: Rebecca Black's failed attempt at becoming a... More  →
Vocab Word of the Day!

How to Respond to Jerky Remarks

By Lucy HutchinsonApril 13, 2011
Everyone is here for a reason, and sometimes that reason is to make dumb, insulting comments to other people who are just here to mind their own business and maybe eat some sushi. The hardest part about unexpected mean remarks is knowing what ot say... More  →
How to Respond to Jerky Remarks

It's Your Birthday And You Can Bam If You Want To

By Chelsea DaggerApril 13, 2011
We've been doing an absolutely MISERABLE job at keeping up with birthday shout-outs as of late, especially since Interview With a Sparkler is on a temporary hiatus. But we're going to make it up to you, we promise. How? No, not by buying... More  →
It's Your Birthday And You Can Bam If You Want To

Open Thread for April 13

By Chelsea DaggerApril 13, 2011
We all knew that Chelsea Dagger would one day make the history books—we just didn't realize she'd make the PE class history books, and that her name would be misspelled. Oh well. You take what you can get. My username is InfinityWolf... More  →
Open Thread for April 13