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TheatreGeek Goes to Prom: A Hilarious New Sparkler Series!

By ContributorFebruary 21, 2012
theatregeek_bookworm<3 is determined to get her butt to the promenade this year, and lucky for us, we get to follow her every step of the way!—Sparkitors This is it, guys. The year.  The year where it all... More  →
TheatreGeek Goes to Prom: A Hilarious New Sparkler Series!

11 Reasons Math Isn't as Bad as You Thought

By ContributorFebruary 21, 2012
All my life, I've hated math. Despised it, actually. I was your typical free-spirited kid—I liked to draw, read, and paint. By that, I mean my family's garage wall was covered in drawings because the fridge wasn't big enough, I had read The Count of... More  →
11 Reasons Math Isn't as Bad as You Thought

Flyergirl Dominates the Google "D" List

By ContributorFebruary 21, 2012
Flyergirl presents the latest installment in her hilarious "Google How To" series!—Sparkitors "D" is such an interesting letter, wouldn't you agree? I feel kind of bad for it, because you always recite your ABCs, never your ABCDs. I mean, X doesn't feel left out,... More  →
Flyergirl Dominates the Google "D" List

Heyo, Residents of Girl Land: What's Your Opinion?

By Chrissie GruebelFebruary 21, 2012
The latest release from controversial author Caitlin Flanagan is out—and the subject is YOU. Chrissie gets her reviewin' boots on and breaks the book down, one outdated Seventeen reference at a... More  →
Heyo, Residents of Girl Land: What's Your Opinion?

All About CHEESE!

By SissyFebruary 20, 2012
It’s not just for the Wisconsinites anymore—everyone who's anyone eats cheese on the regular. Since we’re nerds with lots of free time, we want to turn you into cheeseheads who know everything about this sacred food of the gods, so you too can sound smart and pompous. More  →
All About CHEESE!

SPARKLERS, GIVE US YOUR DOODLES!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 20, 2012
HULLO BUTTS! How are you today? Splendid? Mediocre at best? Wildly intrigued by the title of this post? WONDERFUL! I'm going to assume you all picked option 3 and get right down to the dirty deets: SparkLife's super-talented designer Phil is jonesin' for... More  →
SPARKLERS, GIVE US YOUR DOODLES!

The Five Stages of Sleep Deprivation

By ContributorFebruary 20, 2012
Willow 908 is an expert on insomnia, narcolepsy, and errrvrything in between!—Sparkitors As high school and college students, I'm sure you're all familiar with exhausting all-nighters, endless cram sessions, 3-hour naps, and the... More  →
The Five Stages of Sleep Deprivation

Chipotle vs. Qdoba: The Burrito Faceoff You've Been Waiting For

By Valerie BurnFebruary 20, 2012
Burritos are a total wonderfood: spicy, salty, protein-packed, filling, and magnificent. Burritos are an excellent pick-me-up on a bad day, and may even hold the key to the cure for the common cold. It is a scientific fact that no one has ever cried while... More  →
Chipotle vs. Qdoba: The Burrito Faceoff You've Been Waiting For

Urban Legends VIIIIXI: Prom Night

By Chrissie GruebelFebruary 20, 2012
You know all those terrifying prom stories that your aunt (the one who has 7 pet geckos and just figured out how to use the internet) keeps forwarding to you with the subject line "DON'T GO2PROM SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE HE WILL EAT YOUR... More  →
Urban Legends VIIIIXI: Prom Night

Where DO Your Socks Go?

By Kathryn_WilliamsFebruary 20, 2012
Don't worry. We believe you. Your keys were on that table five minutes ago. That sock is nowhere to be found. For years, losing something like a textbook or a hairband could be perplexing and even downright maddening. Where do these things go?!?! Fret not.... More  →
Where DO Your Socks Go?