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The Secrets of Girls’ Bathroom Breaks

By ContributorJanuary 26, 2011
We can't find the name of the Sparkler who submitted this hilarious post; if it was you, tell us in the comments!—Sparkitors So many people (mostly guys) have asked me what exactly it is that girls do when they go to the bathroom together,... More  →
The Secrets of Girls’ Bathroom Breaks

How to Get Noticed in High School

By ContributorJanuary 26, 2011
MySockDon’tMatch is anything but subtle, and we like it that way. –Sparkitors If you're looking to get noticed, and all you're worried about is making an impression—any impression—on your peers, than there are many different ways to stand out. Here are a few. 1. Walk... More  →
How to Get Noticed in High School

Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 26, 2011
Mad props, Draco: we've never seen someone look so ravishing while cloaked in the flesh of an endangered animal. While we're saluting Malfoy's (highly questionable) sense of style, let's also take a minute to salute our new PBD members; as an induction gift,  you'll each... More  →
Phi Beta Dagger

How to Dance: The Illustrated Guide

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 26, 2011
Here's one for the No Fun File: earlier this month, a Vermont school was forced to cancel its Winter Ball due to slow ticket sales... which, in turn, was a direct result of the principal telling kids that they couldn't grind at the... More  →
How to Dance: The Illustrated Guide

What Does Your Extracurricular Say About You?

By Ashley SpencerJanuary 25, 2011
From 8:30 to 3:30, you go through the motions—the bell rings, the books open, and you begin to take notes, make good grades (we hope), and bring the teachers to their knees with your sharp, witty answers. But how do you stand out from the... More  →
What Does Your Extracurricular Say About You?

NBK in Alberta: The Brownie Batter Thickens

By ContributorJanuary 25, 2011
LunarCircus is back—and he's got updates! —Sparkitors Holy Mother of Brownies, Sparklers. You’re not going to believe this. I say... So much has happened over these past few weeks that there’s enough material to fill a whole season of 90210. I don’t watch the show,... More  →
NBK in Alberta: The Brownie Batter Thickens

What It's Like on Dance Team

By ContributorJanuary 25, 2011
Dancergirl78, we respect you. We couldn't even dance if we had, like, 100 feet. —Sparkitors If you’re in high school I’m pretty positive at one point in time you’ve looked at your schools dance team members and thought that you want to be them,... More  →
What It's Like on Dance Team

Ask Jono: Dudes Feeling Feelings

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 25, 2011
Wow, guys. I thought I was going to get, like, two questions, including the one I sent myself about where I put my keys. I got a bunch though! If I didn't get to you today, it's because your question was bad and... More  →
Ask Jono: Dudes Feeling Feelings

Auntie SparkNotes: A Brief Guide To Getting (Public) Schooled

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 25, 2011
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I have a problem. A rather large problem (for me, at least). See, I've been homeschooled all my life, but because of recent family issues, I'm going to public school next year. This might not sound so scary to you, but frankly, I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Brief Guide To Getting (Public) Schooled

What Your Favorite Disney Princess Says About You

By ContributorJanuary 25, 2011
i'm_a_walking_contradiction is here to solve one of life's greatest mysteries. You can thank her later.—Sparkitors Have you ever wondered what your favorite Disney Princess says about you? I'm sure it's something you contemplate every morning while brushing your teeth and... More  →
What Your Favorite Disney Princess Says About You