Q. Do you subconsciously flirt with students?A. I thought it would be interesting to ask some other teachers their thoughts on this topic. I asked five teachers what their immediate response would be upon asking the question “do you subconsciously flirt with a student, or... More →
It's a trap that's incredibly easy to fall into for members of both genders. As soon as you think you start to like someone—like really like them—your instincts might tell you to talk about it with them. And that doesn't just mean that you make... More →
So you've already painted lead across your cheekbones to imitate the pallor of a week-old corpse, mucked out the privies, and spent an hour in the stocks just chilling. Did you think those were the only ways Shakespeare and his pals... More →
Disaster, Sparklers. Disaster. I knew I wasn’t exactly coordinated, but I thought I could at least hit a volleyball over a net without injuring myself or others. Evidently not.
As with so many instances of poor judgment in my life, I was influenced partly by a... More →
Well, Sparklers, it’s been a wild ride, but the time has come—it’s the end of my freshman year of college. People are hurriedly eating what’s left of their dorm food and dragging futons out to their parents’ double-parked cars. Remember when I started... More →
The Royal Ryan Gosling: Tee off from Ryan's bare chest for a par 2, then save a female journalist from a taxi as you tackle the dogleg. Putt the final hole in the rain, crying.
Conspiracy Theory Cove: Stare down a par 3 through concentric... More →
Black frame glasses. They’re the universal geek symbol, and they’re more popular than ever. From your older brother, to the kid who sits next to you in Biology and even celebrities like Anne Hathaway; everyone seems to be sporting the iconic geek frames. If you’re... More →
The Scarlet Blinkernel…
Colonel Fire Iris...
Oh, excuse me. I was just workshopping a few supervillain names for my bloodshot left eyeball.
"But, why ever is your left eyeball bloodshot?" I ask aloud in my best ventriloquist voice. That's a thoughtful question, thank you for caring. It... More →
Our incredible pals at DoSomething.org never cease to amaze us; first they took on bullies with the kick-ass Bully Project, and now they're bringing prom to the masses with Prom for All, an amazing campaign that lets YOU donate... More →