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A Day in the Life of a Theater Kid (During Hell Week)

By ContributorNovember 2, 2010
We’re floored by your dedication, mrs.draco416. But it starts to make sense when you mention the free Chik-fil-A. –Sparkitors You know what a theater kid is. We’re those nutty, eccentric students who are always running around school muttering lines under their breath, trying on different... More  →
A Day in the Life of a Theater Kid (During Hell Week)

Life Lessons To Draw From Halloween (Terrible and Otherwise)

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 2, 2010
With another Halloween come and gone, hopefully you have: 1.) Not developed candy-onset diabetes, and 2.) Once again learned valuable lessons about the Spirit of Halloween. "What's this about lessons?" you're probably asking. "Halloween has no lessons, you confused doofus!" Well jeez, calm down! And besides, that's where you're... More  →
 Life Lessons To Draw From Halloween (Terrible and Otherwise)

How to be Awesome: Don’t Be a Loser Edition

By ContributorNovember 1, 2010
sksk3 took a page from The Book of jgrudzy, and contributed this guest edition to her regular How to Be Awesome column. —Sparkitors 1. Don't act awesome. Rule numero uno. Acting like you’re the hottest thing since sliced bread will only make you look... More  →
How to be Awesome: Don’t Be a Loser Edition

The CORRECT Way To Eat An Oreo

By ContributorNovember 1, 2010

flyergirl13 is a one of the greatest philosophical minds of our time. Socrates ain't got nothin' on her.—Sparkitors

Today's specimen is a micro-organism so small that you can only fit approximately twelve in one hand at once (yes, I have tried this). It

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How to Spend Money Like Nobody's Business

By ContributorNovember 1, 2010
Your tips are good, lia.lovegood, but you could also just buy this bridge we’ve been meaning to get off our hands. It’s really pretty, and it’s in Brooklyn. –Sparkitors I'm not the best at managing my finances. Even spelling the word “finances”... More  →
How to Spend Money Like Nobody's Business

Blogging My Boy Diet

By ContributorNovember 1, 2010
Stay strong, Talie! You never know when a Broadway-obsessed Mankler is just around the next corner… Sparkitors My story began my junior year of high school. *cue flashback music* I was absolutely crazy—to the point of stalker and beyond—about a guy with flaming red hair.... More  →
Blogging My Boy Diet

Application Essay: Dad's the One She Loves the Most

By Miss MarmNovember 1, 2010
If this whole Miss Marm thing falls through, I'm going to start a new career as a college admissions officer. It's so fun to read intensely personal essays, like this one by Stefanie.

Dad's the One She Loves the Most

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Application Essay: Dad's the One She Loves the Most

Life According to Ginger: Fall Break Realizations

By ContributorOctober 29, 2010
I’ve decided that I like my college. Yes, I know I should have decided this a long time ago. Yes, I know I probably should have thought of that before I gave them all my money. And maybe I should have expressed my (insignificant) doubts... More  →
Life According to Ginger: Fall Break Realizations

The Five Most Dangerous Halloween Costumes

By Rachel KorowitzOctober 29, 2010
Your costume seemed so original and awesome. But when you get to the party, you realize that you've neglected to cut holes in your full-body lampshade ensemble, and are therefore unable to hydrate—or catch yourself when you trip while dancing to Bieber remixes. Before you... More  →
The Five Most Dangerous Halloween Costumes