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How Many Cavities Do You Have?

By EmmaMarch 6, 2012
In our day (January 6, 1802), brushing your teeth was not optional. Neither was eating M&Ms for breakfast or using soda for mouthwash. My, how things have changed! Apparently, evil parents are now literally letting their kids' teeth rot out of their heads.... More  →
How Many Cavities Do You Have?

VICTORY, THY NAME IS TEENS FOR JEANS

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 6, 2012
As you may have ascertained from the conspicuous lack of sweat stains on SparkLife yesterday, I am out of the office this week. In fact, I am on vacation in Colorado, drop-tackling huggable baby deers and batting my sweaty eyelashes at every handsome lumberjack within... More  →
VICTORY, THY NAME IS TEENS FOR JEANS

Music of the UK

By Jennifer GrudzieckiMarch 5, 2012
sydney8771 says... British music is seriously underrated in US. (Adele and Coldplay don’t count!) And although I’m not from the UK (I think I was switched at birth, and my wonderfully British parents are somewhere wondering why “their” daughter doesn’t like fish & chips),... More  →
Music of the UK

Ask a Teacher: Admissions Essays

By Mr. JungMarch 5, 2012
Q: I am a high school freshman, applying to the Columbia University Science Honors Program. It's a highly selective, math and science program that meets weekly in the city if I get in. The problem? There is an essay that I have no idea what I... More  →
Ask a Teacher: Admissions Essays

Want to Be a Writer But Can't Afford to Do an Unpaid Internship? Don't Despair!

By Melissa AlbertMarch 5, 2012
The best and ONLY way to not be a failed writer by 22 is to do lots and lots of unpaid internships while still in college, right? Well...not necessarily. Internships can be wonderful, but not everyone can afford to work for free. Don't give up hope... More  →
Want to Be a Writer But Can't Afford to Do an Unpaid Internship? Don't Despair!

What We Want to Name Our Office Dog

By Josh PeriloMarch 5, 2012
We really want an office dog. The kinda guy who'll eat our homework and steal our hearts. What would his name be? We’ve been brainstorming, and here’s what we’ve come up with so far: Spiderman: The Dog Lord Sir Reginald Tittlesworth, Esquire The Poop Machine Hims is a... More  →
What We Want to Name Our Office Dog

Ask Jono: Jealous Boyfriends

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 2, 2012
Hey Jono! How's it going? Also, what program/stuffs do you use to create your cartoons? I like the line thickness. It makes things look very... round? Like, the line itself feels round to me. I have been asked this several times, which I find... More  →
Ask Jono: Jealous Boyfriends

Boyfriends Are Like Puppies (Minus the Potty-training)

By ContributorMarch 2, 2012
Faye had her first "fight" with Ash AND proved the effectiveness of shop-therapy, all in one weekend! We'd call that a success. —Sparkitors I think Ash and I had our first fight. It all started when Ash enacted a self-imposed exile from my... More  →
Boyfriends Are Like Puppies (Minus the Potty-training)

You Are Going to Hyperventilate SO HARD When You See This Brand-New Katniss Clip

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 2, 2012
TRIBUTES, TO YOUR COMPUTERS! Quit lollygagging around in your leisure pantaloons and stop playing Bananagrams with your dog; it's time to watch THIS INCREDIBLE NEW CLIP from THE HUNGER GAMES. One... More  →
You Are Going to Hyperventilate SO HARD When You See This Brand-New Katniss Clip

Unicorn Touching and Adorable Scars

By ContributorMarch 2, 2012
Talie can't remember most of last week ... except for, you know, the painful parts. But at least her fingers are still attatched! —Sparkitors Blech. BLECH BLECH BLECH BLECH BLECH BLECH. Please excuse my spontaneous and completely uncalled-for bleching. I’m just trying... More  →
Unicorn Touching and Adorable Scars