You know how stereotypical teenage girls like to online window-shop for clothes? Well, when I’m bored, I like to online window-shop for books. One of my favorite sites is, of course, barnesandnoble.com. The other day I was browsing the “Must-Reads” in... More →
Well, I have officially sunk to a new low—literally! It was an in-ground pool.
Some people may ask me why, at the tender age of 18, I decided to engage in an activity that most reserve for their twilight years. I say, why not? When someone... More →
Yes, "technically" Katniss is a "Barbie." Still, let's imagine the Katniss Barbie to have all the fire and spirit of real Katniss (and by "real" we mean either Jennifer Lawrence OR Katniss in the book OR me doing Katniss cosplay—choose you own adventure).
Barbie might be... More →
Are you Sparklers ready to test your love for K-pop? Because this stuff is for real. This is not auto-tuned dance tracks with English haphazardly thrown in in the chorus. Nope, the songs you're about to listen to are 100% LEGIT (according to Som-Mai,... More →
And it's not because I just spent 13 hours stalking your Facebook profile and memorizing even the most mundane details of your life (except for you, Stanley Dweebins of 184 Arlington Lane—I totally stalked the shizz out of you, and I think you should stop rejecting my frie More →
Do you ever get the feeling that your C- was less about misspellings or grammatical errors, and more about your teacher's need to ruin your every waking moment? Take this test to find out if you're dealing with an average whiteboard jockey or a downright... More →
Every moment leading up to a first kiss is wrought with tension and anxiety. What if they push me away? What if I’m bad at it? What if it’s the wrong time?
But then, the magic moment happens. You kiss, and it’s... More →
Straight from the minds of some of your most diabolical Sploggers (Josh Perilo, Chrissie Gruebel, and Brandon Specktor, who would clearly make terrible bullies) come some of the world's least effective insults. Use them with care; they have the potential to wound very, very deeply. (And... More →
I am the shadow in the back corner of the dining hall. I am the ghost in your classroom, the unseen presence at any function offering free pizza. I am the ninja of the library and the reason you think visiting high schoolers are constantly... More →