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Boy Hunt: Double Success

By ContributorJanuary 28, 2011
Geeraff's latest installment involves pancakes and Justin Timberlake (kind of)! —Sparkitors Roar! Did you hear that? Because that was my roar of triumph! ROAR! And that was my roar of confidence! ROAR!!!!! That was my roar of “Geeraff is getting a donut with sprinkles today!” But... More  →
Boy Hunt: Double Success

How to Pick a Fave Superbowl Team Using Science

By Rachel KorowitzJanuary 28, 2011
Although countless well-meaning dude friends and several annoyed boyfriends have tried to take me to impromptu NFL School, I've never managed to absorb football's many rules. When I look at a game, I see a bunch of enormous guys sometimes running and mostly jumping on... More  →
How to Pick a Fave Superbowl Team Using Science

3 Reasons Spaghetti Is Where It's At

By ContributorJanuary 28, 2011
unicornsarereal's real life nickname is MEATBALL?! That is so awesome. —Sparkitors Ever since the dawn of my time, I’ve been borderline obsessed with spaghetti. I was literally a meatball with fake spaghetti on my hair for three Halloweens in a row. My childhood neighbors... More  →
3 Reasons Spaghetti Is Where It's At

Impossible-To-Wrap Presents

By ContributorJanuary 28, 2011
If you invite Kiwiatheart to your party, you better not expect a live monkey as a gift.—Sparkitors It's a brand new year, which means you have 365 days worth of birthdays and holidays to shop for—and... More  →
Impossible-To-Wrap Presents

Never Been Kissed Ontario: A Place for a Funny Nerd Girl

By ContributorJanuary 28, 2011
Sara, we're so proud of you! Good luck! —Sparkitors We gather here, among the fishes, to mourn the death of beloved crush Aquaman. Ye did he read Shakespeare most beautifully, own a signed copy of the Deathly Hallows and make cute nick names including,... More  →
Never Been Kissed Ontario: A Place for a Funny Nerd Girl

10 Ways to Guarantee You Won't Have a Valentine

By Rachel KorowitzJanuary 28, 2011
Maybe you've got a really awkward suitor, or your pet iguana has a bad cough, or you're flat-out not feeling it the romance vibe year. For whatever reason, you just don't want a valentine. Unfortunately, not everyone takes the hint. Friend Who Loves Valentine's... More  →
10 Ways to Guarantee You Won't Have a Valentine

The Answer To Your Academic Stress? The Little Mermaid.

By ContributorJanuary 28, 2011
emerald_Evi should probably just drop out of high school and write screenplays for Disney.—Sparkitors At this point in the school year, your teachers have shed their facades of helpfulness and minimal homework.  Now, they smile at you condescendingly and... More  →
The Answer To Your Academic Stress? The Little Mermaid.

15 Things To Do Before You’re Old and Boring

By ContributorJanuary 27, 2011
If Clairevoyagerfan thinks 18 is old, then we're practically senior citizens.—Sparkitors 18 is a frightening age: endless responsibilities are suddenly thrust upon you, and gone are the carefree days of youth when you could trolly-surf... More  →
15 Things To Do Before You’re Old and Boring

Never Been Kissed Michigan: Part 6!

By ContributorJanuary 27, 2011
thenameselodie's is kickin' it old-school style in Hawaii, but lucky for you, her sense of humor never takes a vacation.—Sparkitors First on today's agenda? Some clarification. A. “How do you pronounce your name?” ELLE-oh-dee. B. “WHY THE #$%& AREN’T YOU ‘ZEROING IN’ ON SPENCER? HE'S... More  →
Never Been Kissed Michigan: Part 6!

Terrible Ways To Ask Someone To Be Your Valentine

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 27, 2011
There are tons of great ways to ask someone to be your Valentine. Foremost among them is actually asking the person, with minimal trickery, and without assuming you need to play a guitar or break a bunch of laws. As long as you can say... More  →
Terrible Ways To Ask Someone To Be Your Valentine