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How to Avoid Summertime Chores

By ContributorJune 24, 2010
We are totally covering ourselves in red food coloring and then committing felonies. No chores for us—right, Ellielikespie? On second thought, maybe we should read this post more carefully...— Sparkitors Summertime is upon us, and gone are the days... More  →
How to Avoid Summertime Chores

Observations on Little Brothers

By ContributorJune 24, 2010
GoSeaTurtles, we love YOU like tater tots. And we'd buy your annoying little brother off Ebay any day of the week.— Sparkitors There are people in this world who are truly blessed—and they're called only children. Then, there are the rest... More  →
Observations on Little Brothers

Pet Funerals: An Illustrated Guide

By kat_rosenfieldJune 23, 2010
When it comes to choosing a best friend, there's nothing better than a fur-covered companion who licks your face, sleeps at the foot of your bed, and fills your unattended shoes with viscous gobs of drool. ...No, we don't mean your six year-old cousin with behavioral... More  →
Pet Funerals: An Illustrated Guide

How To Tell If Someone You've Just Met Is Creepy

By Jon_SkindzierJune 23, 2010
If there's one good thing about creepy people—bad-creepy, not acceptable-creepy—it's that they don't really know how to disguise their creepiness. They're easy to spot. So if you've just met someone and he's already yelling about how he... More  →
How To Tell If Someone You've Just Met Is Creepy

Welcome to the SparkLife Culinary Institute

By Kathryn_WilliamsJune 23, 2010
Sparkler extraordinaire RustyApplesauce had a fantabulous idea on our post on how to be a fake foodie: SparkNotes for cooking. Some of you have been whipping up souffles since second grade. Some of you think the kitchen is where... More  →
Welcome to the SparkLife Culinary Institute

How to Annoy Your Applebee's Server

By Ashley SpencerJune 23, 2010
As you might know from personal experience, waiting tables is hard work. We feel your pain; some of your favorite SparkLife writers moonlight as servers to pay the bills. The money is decent, and more importantly, it’s fast, but it's usually not worth the... More  →
How to Annoy Your Applebee's Server

The MaxVZ Chronicles: A Guide to Staying Positive

By Emily WinterJune 22, 2010
Yep, MaxVZ is a regular writer now. You're welcome. —Sparkitors This is a guide about staying positive, but I've got to start it out with bad news: the sun is expanding. What does this mean? Well, the sun is a star, and like all stars,... More  →
The MaxVZ Chronicles: A Guide to Staying Positive

How to Make Everyone on an Airplane Hate You

By ContributorJune 22, 2010
hannahrama and EmCat24 might be the meanest Sparklers of all time. We hope we never have to fly with them! —Sparkitors First of all, here is a list of things you will need to bring: Glitter, printed-out copies of Blogging Twilight, food,... More  →
How to Make Everyone on an Airplane Hate You

Would Supernatural Creatures Make Good Friends?

By Robert IsenbergJune 22, 2010
Vampires PROS: They like to stay up all night. They're very mature and charming conversationalists. Lots of fun party tricks (turning into werewolves and bats). Usually attractive. Wear cool outfits. CONS: They are evil, undead monsters that drain the blood of the living. Also, sometimes they are... More  →
Would Supernatural Creatures Make Good Friends?

What To Do When You Tell a Bad Joke

By ContributorJune 22, 2010

Hah. We've never told a bad joke in our lives. Sorry, Bookworm12297, looks like we won't be needing this post! *hides behind tree and reads furiously while taking extensive,... More  →

What To Do When You Tell a Bad Joke