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The Hit List: Radical Something

By ContributorMarch 27, 2012
haynorhotto answered Metalhead's call and wrote an awesome Hit List post!—Sparkitors Do you wish you were on a beach in California right now? Wouldn’t it be great if you were soaking... More  →
The Hit List: Radical Something

The Hunger Games is Overrated

By ContributorMarch 27, 2012
lemon_101, we hope you're wearing your armor, because you are about to get ATTACKED. But in a friendly, Sparkler way, of course!—Sparkitors No, I'm not saying The Hunger Games is bad, so drop your pitchforks. In fact, The Hunger Games is a harmless... More  →
The Hunger Games is Overrated

Dating is Like Cooking (But Don't Eat Your S.O.)

By ContributorMarch 27, 2012
Faye is here to explain all your dating needs for college. Get ready to date like a pro! —Sparkitors Hellu und velcume-a tu cuukeeng veet Feye-a. Tudey ve-a veell be-a prepereeng zee perffect dete-a. Bork Bork Bork! College Dating Rule #2: Dating... More  →
Dating is Like Cooking (But Don't Eat Your S.O.)

We're Squeeing Over Pixar's Brave... Join Us, Won't You!?

By Chrissie GruebelMarch 27, 2012
Psst. Lookoverhere! Lookoverhereatthisrightnow. Step away from The Hunger Games (just for a sec!) I am so excited, I want to eat this computer that is showing me these YouTube clips of this movie I CANNOT WAIT FOR to the point where I'm CAPPING EVERYTHING LIKE I'M... More  →
We're Squeeing Over Pixar's Brave... Join Us, Won't You!?

How To Tell If You Are Gross

By RG DanielsMarch 27, 2012
You might be wondering if it’s disgusting to smell your fingers after eating 9 dollars worth of Taco Bell. Well, smelling your fingers may not be as gross as eating all that sludge that passes as food, but here are some other ways to... More  →
How To Tell If You Are Gross

Grammar Missteps We Don't Actually Care About

By Valerie BurnMarch 26, 2012
Grammar is important. As the saying goes, punctuation is all that stands between eating your Grandmother (Let’s eat Grandma!) and inviting your Grandmother to eat (Let’s eat, Grandma!). However, some grammar mistakes are completely okay—they don’t confuse anyone, they sound all right, and, most importantly,... More  →
Grammar Missteps We Don't Actually Care About

Incredibly True Facts About Prom

By Valerie BurnMarch 26, 2012
It turns out I am an expert at prom. This is because I am a vampire, and instead of going to college or curing cancer, I just keep going through high school because it’s such a fun, rewarding, and important time in an old vampire’s... More  →
Incredibly True Facts About Prom

Your Ultimate Post-Breakup Playlist

By Molly HoranMarch 26, 2012
Much like snowflakes made of pain and tears, no two breakups are alike. You might be fine with keeping your midnight Hunger Games plans with your recent ex, while your friend bursts into tears whenever her former BF is mentioned. You can self-medicate to ease... More  →
Your Ultimate Post-Breakup Playlist

A Nerd Unlocks the Secrets of Prom

By ContributorMarch 26, 2012
aspiring4greatness has some big news! No, we're not going to tell you what it is; JUST LOOK DOWN!—Sparkitors This is a big day for mankind, fellow Sparklers: THIS girl just got asked to PROM! And no, my date is... More  →
A Nerd Unlocks the Secrets of Prom