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Marie Antoinette's Voicemail Greeting-and More!

By ContributorApril 2, 2012
So what if voicemail technology didn't exist the 70s? That shouldn't stop historical figures from having a voicemail greeting! Marie Antoinette: “Hi, I’m like, not here because I’m feeding cake to, like, poor people. So, like, leave a message! Au revoir!” Albert Einstein: “Albert Einstein, what’s your... More  →
Marie Antoinette's Voicemail Greeting-and More!

Who Was the Best Dressed at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards?

By Chelsea DaggerApril 2, 2012
HEY BUTTS, IT'S MONDAY! That exclamation point was a lie. No one is excited about Monday. Monday is the worst. Fortunately, the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards happened last night, which means I have loads of fancypants starlet photographs for you to gaze upon. Does that make Monday... More  →
Who Was the Best Dressed at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards?

How to Cope When Your Graduating Class Sucks

By ContributorApril 2, 2012
I am blessed (sarcasm) to belong to what is considered one of "the worst graduating classes" in the history of my school. This class is home to the groups of 16-year-olds who showed up at a football game so drunk a few of them puked... More  →
How to Cope When Your Graduating Class Sucks

How To Shake Off a Stalker

By ContributorApril 2, 2012
It's one of life's most pressing questions: how do I get rid of the creepozoid who's been following me all day? Well, wonder no further! Situation: On holiday. You're lounging on the sunny beaches of Madagascar (or if you're like me, shivering on a beach somewhere... More  →
How To Shake Off a Stalker

Things We Want to Find in Our Easter Eggs

By Josh PeriloApril 2, 2012
It’s almost Easter time, and we all know what that means: Easter eggs! The thrill of this yearly hunt signals the excitement of spring. And nothing crushes a child’s soul quite like opening those little plastic treasures only to find the contents... More  →
Things We Want to Find in Our Easter Eggs

Relaxing Music (It's Like a Spa for Your Brain)

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 2, 2012
This playlist, sent in by an anonymous Sparkler, makes us want to just sit in the sun and smile. And possibly eat an ice cream cone. But then, we always feel like eating ice cream, so that's nothing new. "Runaway" by Kanye West... More  →
Relaxing Music (It's Like a Spa for Your Brain)

Blogging Disney: Pinocchio

By Scott GreenstoneMarch 30, 2012
Scott is blogging through Disney classics. To catch up, click here! In 1860, Italy became a unified state. In 1861, Italy’s generals marched out to bring the world under its rule. Spring 1861: Paris falls. Boxing Day 1861: London falls. Spring 1862: everyone else... More  →
Blogging Disney: Pinocchio

20 Things We're Going to Do When We Win Mega Millions

By Megan PrietzelMarch 30, 2012
The Mega Millions jackpot is now at $640 million dollars, which in our brains just translates to “640 gazillionjillion dollars.” Here at SparkLife, there are a lot of things we could do with that kind of money. “But Sploggers!  Sparkitors!” you cry. “Surely... More  →
20 Things We're Going to Do When We Win Mega Millions

What Will Those Wacky School Administrators Ban Next?

By Janet ManleyMarch 30, 2012
We were shocked to read about elementary schools in Britain that have banned children from making best friends to save them the heartache of one day, maybe, losing that friendship. If hearts weren’t meant to break, then WHY DO WE HAVE JOURNEY??? We will... More  →
What Will Those Wacky School Administrators Ban Next?

Workouts for Geeks

By ContributorMarch 30, 2012
I don’t know about you, but I’ve never been one for your “typical” sports and physical activities. If I want to get my recommended hour of physical activity for the day, I need to do something that feels exciting and epic, something you'd see in... More  →
Workouts for Geeks