Geeraff's latest installment involves pancakes and Justin Timberlake (kind of)! —Sparkitors
Roar! Did you hear that? Because that was my roar of triumph!
ROAR! And that was my roar of confidence!
ROAR!!!!! That was my roar of “Geeraff is getting a donut with sprinkles today!” But... More →
Although countless well-meaning dude friends and several annoyed boyfriends have tried to take me to impromptu NFL School, I've never managed to absorb football's many rules. When I look at a game, I see a bunch of enormous guys sometimes running and mostly jumping on... More →
unicornsarereal's real life nickname is MEATBALL?! That is so awesome. —Sparkitors
Ever since the dawn of my time, I’ve been borderline obsessed with spaghetti. I was literally a meatball with fake spaghetti on my hair for three Halloweens in a row. My childhood neighbors... More →
If you inviteKiwiatheart to your party, you better not expect a live monkey as a gift.—Sparkitors
It's a brand new year, which means you have 365 days worth of birthdays and holidays to shop for—and... More →
Sara, we're so proud of you! Good luck! —Sparkitors
We gather here, among the fishes, to mourn the death of beloved crush Aquaman. Ye did he read Shakespeare most beautifully, own a signed copy of the Deathly Hallows and make cute nick names including,... More →
Maybe you've got a really awkward suitor, or your pet iguana has a bad cough, or you're flat-out not feeling it the romance vibe year. For whatever reason, you just don't want a valentine. Unfortunately, not everyone takes the hint.
Friend Who Loves Valentine's... More →
emerald_Evi should probably just drop out of high school and write screenplays for Disney.—Sparkitors
At this point in the school year, your teachers have shed their facades of helpfulness and minimal homework. Now, they smile at you condescendingly and... More →
If Clairevoyagerfan thinks 18 is old, then we're practically senior citizens.—Sparkitors
18 is a frightening age: endless responsibilities are suddenly thrust upon you, and gone are the carefree days of youth when you could trolly-surf... More →
thenameselodie's is kickin' it old-school style in Hawaii, but lucky for you, her sense of humor nevertakes a vacation.—Sparkitors
First on today's agenda? Some clarification.
A. “How do you pronounce your name?” ELLE-oh-dee.
B. “WHY THE #$%& AREN’T YOU ‘ZEROING IN’ ON SPENCER? HE'S... More →
There are tons of great ways to ask someone to be your Valentine. Foremost among them is actually asking the person, with minimal trickery, and without assuming you need to play a guitar or break a bunch of laws. As long as you can say... More →