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November Horoscopes

By Dan_BergsteinNovember 3, 2010
There’s a chill in the air as November’s icy fingers grab you by the face and scream, “You should have worn a heavier coat!” This is a month of mystery and intrigue as the holiday season looms. Prepare yourself by reading our accurate horoscopes as... More  →
November Horoscopes

Application Essay: Anthem Anxiety

By Miss MarmNovember 2, 2010
Laura is working on a college application essay about terror, tarnished reputations, and fifth grade. Check it out!

Prompt: Evaluate a significant experience, achievement, risk you have taken, or ethical dilemma you have faced and its impact on you.

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Application Essay: Anthem Anxiety

My Anything-But-Average High School Experience

By ContributorNovember 2, 2010
We don't hear too many stories like chasingsquirrels' on SparkLife, but when we do, we're always inspired! —Sparkitors I recently read the post 6 Reasons Why My High School is... More  →

How To Be The Baddest Villain Ever

By ContributorNovember 2, 2010
IWontGrowUp knows that bad means good, especially when you're a criminal mastermind.—Sparkitors Want to be feared, reviled, and just generally disliked? Probably not, but I don't care. Pretend you're gunning for the title of "Baddest Villain Ever," put on your grimiest crime-doing face,... More  →

How to Be Awesome: Argument Edition

By ContributorNovember 2, 2010
Just in time for election day, jgrudzy! We've seen some politicians use these tactics over the last few months, but we had no idea they were coming from you!  —Sparkitors This one is simple. How can you be awesome when you're arguing with someone?... More  →
How to Be Awesome: Argument Edition

A Day in the Life of a Theater Kid (During Hell Week)

By ContributorNovember 2, 2010
We’re floored by your dedication, mrs.draco416. But it starts to make sense when you mention the free Chik-fil-A. –Sparkitors You know what a theater kid is. We’re those nutty, eccentric students who are always running around school muttering lines under their breath, trying on different... More  →
A Day in the Life of a Theater Kid (During Hell Week)

Life Lessons To Draw From Halloween (Terrible and Otherwise)

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 2, 2010
With another Halloween come and gone, hopefully you have: 1.) Not developed candy-onset diabetes, and 2.) Once again learned valuable lessons about the Spirit of Halloween. "What's this about lessons?" you're probably asking. "Halloween has no lessons, you confused doofus!" Well jeez, calm down! And besides, that's where you're... More  →
 Life Lessons To Draw From Halloween (Terrible and Otherwise)

How to be Awesome: Don’t Be a Loser Edition

By ContributorNovember 1, 2010
sksk3 took a page from The Book of jgrudzy, and contributed this guest edition to her regular How to Be Awesome column. —Sparkitors 1. Don't act awesome. Rule numero uno. Acting like you’re the hottest thing since sliced bread will only make you look... More  →
How to be Awesome: Don’t Be a Loser Edition

The CORRECT Way To Eat An Oreo

By ContributorNovember 1, 2010

flyergirl13 is a one of the greatest philosophical minds of our time. Socrates ain't got nothin' on her.—Sparkitors

Today's specimen is a micro-organism so small that you can only fit approximately twelve in one hand at once (yes, I have tried this). It

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How to Spend Money Like Nobody's Business

By ContributorNovember 1, 2010
Your tips are good, lia.lovegood, but you could also just buy this bridge we’ve been meaning to get off our hands. It’s really pretty, and it’s in Brooklyn. –Sparkitors I'm not the best at managing my finances. Even spelling the word “finances”... More  →
How to Spend Money Like Nobody's Business