I really wanted to use an uber-dramatic title for today's Writer Wars post, since it's the start of a brand-new year and all, but I couldn't quite justify "APOCALYPSE! TIGERS! VOLDEMORT! NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES! DANCE ATTACK! SPLEEN!" so we're stuck with this excruciatingly dull "Year... More →
New Year’s resolutions? Kind of a downer. For every person who actually manages to give up Facebook for good, or stop fighting with their parents, there are 100 people whose January 1st purchase of "Mime Training for Dummies" will end up gathering dust inside their... More →
We Sparkitors have a lot of terrible sleeping habits. We're trying to kick them—they result in neck cramps and no boyfriends. Come to think of it, you probably shouldn't do these things either. Here are our top three least-recommended sleeping habits:
1. Sleeping with your phone... More →
LonkstheWriter has until January 11th to hit her mark of 100 books in one year—so she's gonna need a big helping of Sparkler support from you guys!—SparkitorsBook #64: 13 Little Blue EnvelopesAuthor: Maureen Johnson
Reason for Reading: I'm on a constant... More →
It’s a new year. It’s a leap year. So watch out! To learn what happens in the next twelve months, read your super special horoscope below!
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
This is the year to learn about zinc! Love will come to you by winter’s... More →
geetargrl59 wants you to see a SILENT film. As in, a film with no talking. Yeah, we're not quite sold on this idea yet either.—Sparkitors
Unless you live in an area where artsy-fartsy movies are played in your local cinema instead of... More →
New Year’s Day has come and gone, and so have many people’s resolutions. And to be honest, we’re not surprised. The bar is set way too high, people! Enough with the “I will lose twenty pounds in two months” and “I’ll make... More →
If there's one thing we know about you butts (aside from the fact that you secretly Google "Ron Weasley's phone number?" on a regular basis), it's that ya'll are stone cold theater GEEKS. So we know you'll be just as excited/shocked/appalled/sweaty about this news as... More →
NOTE: The advice below is intended for peeps who are already in decent physical health. I'm no doctor, so if you've got special physical/dietary/medical needs, a chronic illness, an eating disorder, or anything related/similar, talk with your smart, credentialed, doctor-types before you change anything up.
Have... More →
We are all delicate, fragile creatures, likely at any moment to be stricken with Yak Flu, or to contract Ebola, or to be hit by a monster truck on the way to get the mail. We all experience life's incessant attempts to kill... More →