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Severed Polar Bear Jaws: A Review of The Golden Compass

By ContributorMarch 2, 2012
Nicole_Lyn gives her hilarious take on a fantasy favorite!--Sparkitors Let me get this disclaimer out of the way now: Yes, I’m calling it The Golden Compass, not Northern Lights. I’m opposed to Mrs. Weasley being called a "mom" just like everyone else on... More  →
Severed Polar Bear Jaws: A Review of The Golden Compass

The DOs and DON'Ts of Being the Greatest Intern Since Sliced Bread

By Lauren PassellMarch 2, 2012
So you have an internship. Congratulations and WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS WITH BOTH HANDS! But before you put your party pants on—oh wait. You've put on your party pants. Well take them off and put on a pair of nice,... More  →
The DOs and DON'Ts of Being the Greatest Intern Since Sliced Bread

The Nerdiest Places to Go on Spring Break

By ElodieMarch 2, 2012
Forget beaches, swimsuits, and sunshine. Books, video games, and WiFi—now that's the way to go. If you really need to release your inner nerd this spring break, meander on over to these geeky vacation spots: The Library Hotel: Imagine my shock when I read Lemony... More  →
The Nerdiest Places to Go on Spring Break

Check Out These Sparkler Doodles

By SparkLifeMarch 2, 2012
Heyo, Sparksicles! We asked you to send us your doodles, and you did! And boy do you guys have some talent, because we got some amazing drawings in--and here they are! Click through to see this awesome artwork, and the Sparklers who made it! More  →
Check Out These Sparkler Doodles!

The Worst Restaurants to Go to For Prom

By Josh PeriloMarch 1, 2012
Prom is expensive, don’t get us wrong. And we think that you should try to cut costs however you can. Share a limo. Rent a cheap tux. Parachute into prom instead of having a full eight chopper Air Force escort. ... More  →
The Worst Restaurants to Go to For Prom

How to Make Soda

By Josh PeriloMarch 1, 2012
Josh Perilo knows how to do EVERYTHING. Are we jealous? No way. We're just squeezing this jealousy ball because we hope OUR OWN AMAZING SODA will eventually come out. —Sparkitors What you will need: Medium sized pot with lid Cheese cloth Strainer Four pint-sized flip-top glass bottles A measuring vessel Sugar Molasses 2 vanilla... More  →
How to Make Soda

3 Things You Need to Know About College: Advice from a Super Senior!

By ContributorMarch 1, 2012
rcgspark is a college expert, and she's about to share the inside scoop on post-high school life!--Sparkitors That’s right, I said it: I'm a Super Senior. I’ve attended three colleges over 5 years, and as I round the corner... More  →
3 Things You Need to Know About College: Advice from a Super Senior!

The Hit List: MxPx

By ContributorMarch 1, 2012
Metalhead shares his love for some hardcore punk rockers!--Sparkitors I've been on a huge punk rock kick lately, in case you didn't get the hint from that Relient K post. I love pop punk. I love Blink-182, Yellowcard, and... More  →
The Hit List: MxPx

What You Should Be Doing NOW if You Want a Career as a Writer

By Josh PeriloMarch 1, 2012
So you want to be a writer, eh kid? Well, aside from acting, you couldn’t have picked a job with less stability and more constant uncertainty. Congratulations! Hey… wait, where are you going? I didn’t mean to scare you away! That’s just... More  →
What You Should Be Doing NOW if You Want a Career as a Writer

Why Adele is Not That Awesome

By ContributorMarch 1, 2012
We're guessing nanometre 's post is going to be pretttty controversial; you'd all better put on your Civilized pants and Respect socks before you hit the comments section!--Sparkitors Before people start hating on me, let... More  →
Why Adele is Not That Awesome