Have you ever read dystopian fiction? Of course you have. And you know what happens: the world is thrown into chaos and people do cool stuff. Sure, everyone runs around screaming about how the world is going to end, and sure, that would kind of... More →
LadyM may be galavanting around Franceland, but she still found the time to read a book! Now THAT'S a Sparkler.—Sparkitors
Does today's title seem familiar? It's because I was recently inspired by Lonks' wonderful column, One Year,... More →
Talie is fracking hilarious. We can just picture her racing some chick down the hall for the last good seat... —Sparkitors
PROM. PROM. PROM. PROM. PROM.
That's all EVERYBODY in my loony-bin of a school can talk about. Understandable, consider that prom is in about two weeks. Yet... More →
Oh no, you guys, the supermoon! We forgot about the supermoon! The one time in 18 years when you can strike up a conversation about the phases of the moon without being an astronomer or wizard, and we missed it.
Of course, the event... More →
After talking to a friend, thenameselodie realized that she's been looking at love the wrong way—and also that she definitely should have gotten a Frosty to dip her fries in.—Sparkitors
Holy snow!... More →
Find It is a popular puzzle game that consists of a sealed tube filled with a few odd items and a gazillion tiny plastic beads. It’s not a typical board game, but more of a fun party game. And by fun, we mean... More →
So your school fees are reasonable, your teachers aren't discriminatory, and the cafeteria food is pretty good? Well who said there had to be something WRONG to stage a protest? No one, that's who! (Except for society in general, but that doesn't count.) Here are... More →
mysticjadeshoe employs the classic Remus Lupin argument in her defense of M&Ms. Well played, Sparkler! –Sparkitors
Recently, it has come to my attention that you have dissed M&Ms in favor of... Skittles. Don't get me wrong: I love Skittles. But I... More →
Last week's riddle, written by the Dagger herself, was revolutionary, unprecedented, and lots of other words that sound impressive. But it was nothing compared to the answers you unbelievably eloquent cats came up with; how did you get so SMART? Oh, right. By reading... More →