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Some Cool Chicks With Guitars and Pianos

By Jennifer GrudzieckiMarch 8, 2012
Akumeoi sent us in this wonderful playlist of awesome female singers, most of home have FANTASTIC accents. Oh, and they're like, talented and stuff. "I Was Made To Love You" by Polly Paulusma. What an awesome accent! She produced this song and... More  →
Some Cool Chicks With Guitars and Pianos

A Guide to Lesser-Known Constellations

By reidfaylorMarch 8, 2012
Imagine the scene: you’re lying on the hood of a car with that boy/girl you have a crush on, and you’re both gazing into a clear night sky. It’s full of stars, because in this scene you’re in Wyoming for some reason. The boy/girl turns... More  →
A Guide to Lesser-Known Constellations

How to Convince Your Parents That You Are Responsible

By Valerie BurnMarch 8, 2012
As the great Will Smith opined, parents just don’t understand. Still, parents tend to control your life—or at least the purse strings, which in turn controls your life. Parents want a variety of things from us, but they mostly want to trust us. Easier... More  →
How to Convince Your Parents That You Are Responsible

An "Entirely Accurate" Guide To Tarot Cards

By Lucy HutchinsonMarch 7, 2012
Tarot cards—how do they work?! We consulted several different websites (all featuring pictures of angels), and learned, among other things, that tarot does not rhyme with carrot. But then words like "cups" and "wands" and "hierophant" started being bandied around, it all got very... More  →
An "Entirely Accurate" Guide To Tarot Cards

Your First Look at CINNA! (He's Wearing GOLD EYELINER!!!)

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 7, 2012
Butts, we now have only 16 DAYS until we get to meet Katniss "Come at Me, Bros" Everdeen, Gale "My Eyes Will Pierce Through Your Very Soul" Hawthorne, and Peeta "Hot Buns" Mellark on the big screen, and we gotta tell you: THE SUSPENSE IS... More  →
Your First Look at CINNA! (He's Wearing GOLD EYELINER!!!)

Ask a Teacher: Do You Ever Love Students Like Your Own Children?

By Ms. DameMarch 6, 2012
Q. Do teachers ever love and take care of a student like their own child? If so, is that wrong? A. I can’t speak for all teachers, but I have to say that there are moments when I wish I could take one or two students... More  →
Ask a Teacher: Do You Ever Love Students Like Your Own Children?

Five Things My Date Really, Actually Said

By ContributorMarch 6, 2012
alexsarcastic221 went to a ball, and the results were...awkward. —Sparkitors Three weeks until opening. That means I, and all the rest of the cast of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, have exactly three weeks to pull off... More  →
Five Things My Date Really, Actually Said

French Pop Playlist

By Jennifer GrudzieckiMarch 6, 2012
Alison sent us this playlist of French Pop music and we just couldn't resist it. After all, everything sounds better in French, right? Well, better or more like a fungus, it kinda depends on the word. "Belles Belles Belles" by... More  →
French Pop Playlist

How Many Cavities Do You Have?

By EmmaMarch 6, 2012
In our day (January 6, 1802), brushing your teeth was not optional. Neither was eating M&Ms for breakfast or using soda for mouthwash. My, how things have changed! Apparently, evil parents are now literally letting their kids' teeth rot out of their heads.... More  →
How Many Cavities Do You Have?

VICTORY, THY NAME IS TEENS FOR JEANS

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 6, 2012
As you may have ascertained from the conspicuous lack of sweat stains on SparkLife yesterday, I am out of the office this week. In fact, I am on vacation in Colorado, drop-tackling huggable baby deers and batting my sweaty eyelashes at every handsome lumberjack within... More  →
VICTORY, THY NAME IS TEENS FOR JEANS