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A Discourse on Peanut Butter

By ContributorJune 10, 2011

When it comes to peanut butter, fabalafae ain't messin' around.—Sparkitors

My dear fellow Sparklers, I have a confession to make: I used to dislike peanut butter. Yes, yes, I know. No, please don’t e-mail the editors and tell them to suspend... More  →
A Discourse on Peanut Butter

You Know You're an Arab When....

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
DarkLite808 dedicates this post to muslimah8160. We love this post, but don't get #1. Is that really a thing? —Sparkitors You know you're an Arab when... 1. You never say "turn on the light." Instead, you say "OPEN the light." 2. A whole city can be... More  →
You Know You're an Arab When....

Things We Wish You Could Smuggle Into Graduation

By Rachel KorowitzJune 10, 2011
It’s graduation day! Woooooo! Celllll-uh-brate good times, shuhMOHN!!!! Thing is, before you get to the pics and the parties and the SUMMER, you have to schmance up and stuffily sit there in your new-yet-crappy robe. Wouldn’t it be amazing if you could put that gown to... More  →
Things We Wish You Could Smuggle Into Graduation

In Defense of Bromance

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
TanTanTheLadieMan explains the manly alternative to BFFs.—Sparkitors Dudes, I've got news: though you may not realize it, you almost definitely are involved in a bromance (for a reference point, check out... More  →
In Defense of Bromance

Is Your Life BORINNGG? Flyergirl13 Can Help.

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
flyergirl13 pioneers the idea that when life hands you lemons, you should just make up new words like a crazy person. —Sparkitors Now that school is out, you're probably laying face down on the floor... More  →
Is Your Life BORINNGG? Flyergirl13 Can Help.

Blogging Shakespeare Camp: Capture the Flag and Catholic Prom

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
strangeNilikeit kicks off what's sure to be an awesome, Shakespearean-insult-filled summer with this new series! –Sparkitors Hi. StrangeNilikeit/Gwen here. Welcome to one crazy girl’s account of spending seven weeks rehearsing/performing Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. If you’re offended by teenagers doing classical theater,... More  →
Blogging Shakespeare Camp: Capture the Flag and Catholic Prom

You Know You're From Arizona When...

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
SomedayI'llBePartOfYourWorld has got culinary pride, the ability to withstand insane heat, and (this is just wishful thinking) a bolo tie for every day of the year. —Sparkitors In ecm8's recent article on life in Houston, she claimed that her city’s... More  →
You Know You're From Arizona When...

How to Deal with Your Annoying Summer Roommate

By Kathryn_WilliamsJune 9, 2011
Whether you're in summer school or living with eight of your closest friends and their high school friends and their high school friends' college friends in a duplex at the beach, summer is a time when roommate friction often flares. As the temperature rises, our... More  →
How to Deal with Your Annoying Summer Roommate

Avada Kedavra: The Think Tank Is Dead (You Killed It With Your Genius-ness)

By Chelsea DaggerJune 9, 2011
Butts, it's time to ask the hard question: would I look good with a mustache? Just kidding. That isn't a hard question at all. Of COURSE I would look good with a mustache. Are you KIDDING? My bone structure is flawless. My cheekbones are panes of... More  →
Avada Kedavra: The Think Tank Is Dead (You Killed It With Your Genius-ness)

The Perfect Milkshake: A Manifesto

By ContributorJune 9, 2011
fabalafae puts more thought into choosing the right milkshake than we do into choosing an apartment. And we love her for it! –Sparkitors It’s summertime, which means that it’s time to indulge in copious quantities of delicious, frozen desserts! And out of all the... More  →
The Perfect Milkshake: A Manifesto