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Look at John Krasinski's Prom Picture!

By Emily WinterJanuary 14, 2011
It's JOHN KRASINSKI'S PROM PHOTO! Do you guys think he was hot in high school? (By the way, I'm in the pink dress, Emma's in black, and Chelsea's in yellow. Emma's date went on to be an astronaut, and Chelsea's is now an aquarium... More  →
Look at John Krasinski's Prom Picture!

Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Someone FINALLY Chose Tom Hanks!

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 14, 2011
Because of last week's outstanding responses, we've decided to  invest our entire SparkLife budget in producing blockbuster films about each of you. The best part? The fact that Chelsea Dagger will be playing the role of every single person in every single film. Look out,... More  →
Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Someone FINALLY Chose Tom Hanks!

Double Feature: 2 Sparklers Explain Why Baths Are Terrible

By ContributorJanuary 14, 2011
Glitter006 had her say, now it's Dreamerlily and siriusluvr57123's turn to dissuade you from sitting in a pool of fetid water and calling yourself clean! –Sparkitors From Dreamerlily: I believe that baths are not only inferior to... More  →
Double Feature: 2 Sparklers Explain Why Baths Are Terrible

How to Say It: "I've Never Been Kissed."

By Rachel KorowitzJanuary 13, 2011
You're un-besmooched, your lips have yet to lock, and you've never, ever swapped spit. (Well, sort of once, but it was with your orthodontist, and no one could recreate that kind of mouthwash accident.) To sum up, you're a kissing virgin, and that's all fine and well,... More  →
How to Say It:

Confessions of an RA: Lists Are Your Friends

By Lindsay PuvelJanuary 13, 2011
Sunday, 1/9/11, 10:03 am: With spring semester and a fresh start just around the river bend, I thought this week I’d talk about the important lessons I’ve learned this year in ti— Sunday, 1/9/11, 3:16 pm: Sorry ‘bout that. I realized as I was writing that... More  →
Confessions of an RA: Lists Are Your Friends

The Think Tank: Seamus Gets Sassy In Some Super-Sparkly Pants

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 13, 2011
Yesterday, the Artful Dagger (get it? Dickens? Anyone? No?) pulled a fast one when she convinced half of you (so, roughly 4 people) that Harry Potter stories would no longer grace the interwebby pages of the Think Tank. Fortunately, she was, as usual, lying, so... More  →
The Think Tank: Seamus Gets Sassy In Some Super-Sparkly Pants

Never Been Kissed in Michigan: Part 4!

By ContributorJanuary 13, 2011
thenameselodie might have found the perfect crush—but there's one small problem.—Sparkitors The general consensus on last week’s post seemed to be: A. “THAT IS SO FRUSTRATING! WHAT THE #$%& IS WRONG WITH YOUR BROTHER?” We can only guess. B. “Your family is so... More  →
Never Been Kissed in Michigan: Part 4!

Let's Make a Sparkler Prom Site!

By Jennifer GrudzieckiJanuary 13, 2011
It's January. Christmas and New Years have come and gone, leaving the rest of your school year bleak and empty with nothing to look forward to... except PROM! That's right, Sparklers, prom is coming, and we can assure you, it's never too early to start... More  →
Let's Make a Sparkler Prom Site!

How to Ditch Your Word Limit

By ContributorJanuary 13, 2011
We always thought of word limits as a gift from on high, but amaryllismoon couldn't disagree more.—Sparkitors Word limit: the phrase is enough to send any aspiring writer into seizures of terror. Sure, we can deal with page limits... More  →
How to Ditch Your Word Limit

Football Terms, And How Not To Use Them

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 13, 2011
The NFL playoff season is underway, which for some people means weeks of tension and excitement, and for others, confusion and dismay. ("Oh nooo! My team made it to The Big Game, whichever one that is. I hope they score so many footballs that nobody... More  →
Football Terms, And How Not To Use Them