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The Think Tank: Longbottom To The Rescue!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 10, 2011
Ladies and gents, the cold spell is over: Chelsea Dagger is no longer stricken with Writer's Block (which is capitalized because it's a legitimate disease, like Measles, or Hypochondria)! Unfortunately, that doesn't mean that she's any less moron-ly than usual, but we'll take what we... More  →
The Think Tank: Longbottom To The Rescue!

What Your Favorite Shampoo Says About You

By ContributorFebruary 10, 2011
We never knew shampoo said so much. But Amaryllismoon, what if we want to go skydiving AND own a koala bear AND love roller coasters? —Sparkitors Shampoo. One of the most under-appreciated hair products ever. Everyone uses it (hopefully), nobody... More  →
What Your Favorite Shampoo Says About You

The Daily Trials of an English Major: The Ultimate Distraction

By ContributorFebruary 9, 2011
Courtney Guth is back with a post about wasting your college career distracting yourself in class! —Sparkitors There comes a time in every college student’s career when he or she will come across what I like to call “The Charlie Brown... More  →
The Daily Trials of an English Major: The Ultimate Distraction

15 Ways to Pretend You're Not Terrified

By Jennifer GrudzieckiFebruary 9, 2011
Look, Sparklers, you've got a reputation to uphold, right? And you definitely can't have your friends all knowing you're scared of the dark (and clowns, ants, old men, trash cans, uncooked spinach, and puppies). Sadly, that doesn't mean your brain will cooperate and suddenly make... More  →
15 Ways to Pretend You're Not Terrified

[Fill in the Blank] in Alberta: Epic-logue

By ContributorFebruary 9, 2011
As if we'd fire LunarCircus just because he got kissed!!!! What do you take us for, evil robots? —Sparkitors Holy pineapple dumplings, Sparkloids! You guys have a lot of questions. So many, in fact, that it might be easiest to just tell... More  →
[Fill in the Blank] in Alberta: Epic-logue

Vocabulary Time With Harry Potter

By ContributorFebruary 9, 2011
Bored of studying SAT vocab the traditional way? magicalmarker offers you an awesome alternative!—Sparkitors It was a breezy Sunday afternoon, and I was contentedly om-nomming some Caramel Crunch Chex Mix. The yakiimo man was patrolling the neighborhood (as though his... More  →
Vocabulary Time With Harry Potter

Better Ways To Get To School

By ContributorFebruary 9, 2011
author4evr and NightOwlGirl14 are about to seriously upgrade your ride; anything with wheels is SO last year.—Sparkitors Who here loves mornings? Definitely not us! And after being woken up by  that obnoxiously catchy song, groggily stumbling out of bed... More  →
Better Ways To Get To School

5 Awesome Subcultures

By ContributorFebruary 9, 2011

bestlaidplans is our favorite new Sparkler; she's whip-smart, she's funny, and best of all, she sees the good in everybody!—Sparkitors

Hipsters have been taking a lot of flack recently—some of it... More  →

5 Awesome Subcultures

Tips for Being Single on Valentine's Day

By ContributorFebruary 9, 2011
rhymenocerous16 not only has the greatest username EVER, she's also got some pretty solid advice for coping with single-hood on February 14th.—Sparkitors As someone who has never had a Valentine’s date, I figured I'd be the perfect candidate for offering advice on how... More  →
Tips for Being Single on Valentine's Day

Phi Beta Dagger

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 9, 2011
Is there any better way to start your day than with a picture of your four favorite dastardly dudes? Yes. There are lots of better ways. For example, it would be great to start the day without Chelsea Dagger breaking the cafeteria's magic coffee machine... More  →
Phi Beta Dagger