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Does Anybody Smell A Gas Leak?

By ContributorJune 13, 2011
We never thought we'd  publish a post on this topic, but TanTanTheLadiesMan changed our minds.—Sparkitors I’m just gonna come out and say it:  This post is about farting (I’d apologize to my mother for using such language, but she’s more... More  →
Does Anybody Smell A Gas Leak?

How to Get Rid of an Unwanted House Guest

By Jennifer GrudzieckiJune 13, 2011
House guests—those friends of your parents who make awkward small talk, tell you how big you've grown, but treat you like you're still in diapers. We know they make you want to tear out all your hair with a toothbrush. We know they make you... More  →
How to Get Rid of an Unwanted House Guest

10 Reasons Why Narwhals Are the Best Animals to Ever Live

By ContributorJune 13, 2011

NicholleTheNarwhal, we gotta tell you: these things TERRIFY us. We thought they were just myths, and now we are living in fear.—Sparkitors

A few weeks back, TheSillyGiraffe wrote a post explaining why... More  →
10 Reasons Why Narwhals Are the Best Animals to Ever Live

Life After Harry Potter

By ContributorJune 13, 2011
little_miss_sparky embraces life after Potter; are you strong enough to do the same? We're definitely, definitely not.—Sparkitors On July 15, the final film in the Harry Potter series will be released.... More  →
Life After Harry Potter

Creative Ideas for Summer Diaries

By Lucy HutchinsonJune 13, 2011
Are you about to have the summeriest summer since that teen movie about a really great summer? Of course you are! Your summer is going to be all kinds of fantastic, because we said so! You're going to need to keep a record of events,... More  →
Creative Ideas for Summer Diaries

Open Thread for June 13

By SparkLifeJune 13, 2011
We spent the last 3 hours trying to think up an elaborate joke about "reindeer games," but alas, we got nothin'. So just enjoy this adorable pic of asweetdream361, whose pup is celebrating Christmas in June.... More  →
Open Thread for June 13

How Do You Cure Writer's Block?

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
Courtney Guth is so blocked, she's basically Leonardo DiCaprio. —Sparkitors As I write this, it's 12:03 AM. My problem: this article was due three minutes ago, and I’ve encountered that which all writers fear—writer’s block. Gasp! Yes. Writer’s block is terrible, terrible predicament for... More  →
How Do You Cure Writer's Block?

Everybody's Hitting on Talie

By ContributorJune 10, 2011
What the what? Talie needs to write a How To Get Every Boy To Fall in Love With You book. —Sparkitors So kiddies. I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off due to all the craziness that commences before graduation. And... More  →
Everybody's Hitting on Talie

You Are Secretly In Love With Someone And We Want To Know About It

By Chelsea DaggerJune 10, 2011
June 20-24 is going to be the most magnificent week of your life. During those five days, you will be thrown heart-first into the sappy, sentimental event of the century: CRUSH WEEK ON SPARKLIFE. No one can escape Crush... More  →
You Are Secretly In Love With Someone And We Want To Know About It

Should This Sparkler Take AP Lit?

By Emily WinterJune 10, 2011
We recently got an email from a stressed out Sparkler who can't decide whether to load up on APs next year. We think she deserves some advice from the real schedule experts, you guys! Here's what she told us... I know school just ended (for me... More  →
Should This Sparkler Take AP Lit?