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You Are One Pertinacious Son-of-a-Gun

By Chelsea DaggerMay 4, 2011
EPIC VOCAB SHOUT-OUTS from yesterday's post go to: NinjaPotter: Every single Sparkler loves The Dagger's plethora of diaphoresis that perspires from her axilla. Don't deny it. crimsonandclover23: I have a plethora of witty, sarcastic remarks... More  →
You Are One Pertinacious Son-of-a-Gun

How Awkward Are You?

By Jon_SkindzierMay 4, 2011
So let's say you're talking to your friends and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, you manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered by underpants; spinning around to apologize, you instead topple down a staircase and... More  →
How Awkward Are You?

The Hit List: Children 18:3

By ContributorMay 4, 2011
Metalhead865 comes through with another brilliant review of a little-known group!—Sparkitors I had no idea that either Family Force 5 or Anberlin would have such a big following. I got flooded—nay, DELUGED—with comments on both posts, but you guys... More  →
The Hit List: Children 18:3

You Know You're From Farm Country When...

By ContributorMay 4, 2011
This post by CJ is one of our favorites in this entire series!—Sparkitors Y’all may wonder, “What's it like way out there?" Well Gents and Ladies, I’m here to tell you. You know you're from the farm country when: -You wake up... More  →
You Know You're From Farm Country When...

It's My Birthday, and I'll Blank If I Want To

By Kathryn_WilliamsMay 4, 2011
It's my birthday today, dear Sparklers. Sixty-eight (just kidding) years ago today, my beloved mother brought me into this world without an epidural (thanks, Mom! I'm sure that's why I made Dean's List!). It's hard to believe all that has passed in the last fourteen... More  →
It's My Birthday, and I'll Blank If I Want To

You Know You’re From Sydney When…

By ContributorMay 4, 2011
If nanometre is there, we think Sydney must be better than Melbourne! —Sparkitors This is a shout-out for Sydney, my hometown! You know you’re from Sydney when: You would actually not say “hometown” seriously. You know Bondi Beach is lame. However, you also... More  →
You Know You’re From Sydney When…

Blogging A Very Potter Musical: Part 1

By ContributorMay 4, 2011

PrestigiousTimeLady takes on one of the most beloved parodies ever made—and we're LOVIN' it!—Sparkitors

I have a confession to make: I have never seen A Very Potter Musical. But before you split my soul into seven Horcruxes,... More  →
Blogging A Very Potter Musical: Part 1

LAST CALL for Prom Photos!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 4, 2011
THIS HERE IS A SHOUT-OUT TO ALL YOU GOOD-LOOKIN' BEEZIES. We told you two weeks ago that we wanted to see you all decked out in your promenade finest, and our... More  →
LAST CALL for Prom Photos!

Senioritis Attacks!

By ContributorMay 4, 2011
Allyson has got a bad disease, and the only cure is COLLEGE (and summer vacation).—Sparkitors When I was but a wee babe (and by wee babe, I mean a junior, because let’s face it, the difference between my mental state between this time... More  →
Senioritis Attacks!

C-Dags Has A Plethora of Super-Sweaty Admirers

By Chelsea DaggerMay 3, 2011
EPIC VOCAB SHOUT-OUTS from yesterday's post go to: SecretlyAWizard: My mother chastises me when I beg too much for that orange kitten at the pet store. IT'S ONE OF MY DREAMS TO OWN AN ORANGE CAT,... More  →
C-Dags Has A Plethora of Super-Sweaty Admirers