College is a big step…for parents. 18 years prior to our enthusiastic plunge from the nest, our moms were sticking headphones on their bellies and playing Mozart just so we’d have somewhere promising to land. As much as we’d rather concentrate on how nosy, overprotective,... More →
Hello, and welcome to another week of Geeraff’s success attempt at hunting talking to boys (the weirdest species I’ve ever encountered).
Today will be a day of revelations. Today will be a day of history. Today will be a day of... More →
Leap years were invented in 1093 A.D. when Copernicus decided that he’d had enough of the winter blahs and if he had to live through one more cold, grey February day, he would suffocate himself with his linen hood. As a result, February has only 28 days, except during leap More →
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If you think that controlling your own dreams is only possible in Hollywood, think again. People frequently have lucid dreams, dreams where you realize you're dreaming... More →
Prom. Or promenade. Or, as I like to call it, Horrifying Death. For some, prom is the culmination of high school. You’ve looked forward to it, you’ve already carefully selected your attire, you’ve talked about it non-stop for practically ever and now…now you’re stressin’ about... More →
If for some reason you don't drop what you're doing and sprint home to watch Jeopardy! every night, you may have missed the robot named Watson soundly annihilating humanity's two Jeopardy! champions. And if you're wondering why this matters, well, here's why: soon... More →
Remember last week when the ever-stalwart C to the D was pretty much staring Death straight in the eyeballs and coining impossibly clever phrases like "festering flu-bucket"? Well no need to worry, because the handsome Dagger has recovered in full from the Avian... More →
Remember last week, when we gave you a spectacular tale about Sherlock Holmes and fish murder and Wii? Well, that's not going to happen this week, because we're fresh out of Arthur Conan Doyle references (we only had, like, 3 to begin with).... More →
jtjuvenile is one smoooooth talker.—SparkitorsGuy: Hey, is your dad, like, a baker?
Girl: Um, no.
Guy: Well, you have like, really nice buns.
Girl: Your incredibly unoriginal pickup line did not turn me on in any... More →