We never thought we'd publish a post on this topic, but TanTanTheLadiesMan changed our minds.—Sparkitors
I’m just gonna come out and say it: This post is about farting (I’d apologize to my mother for using such language, but she’s more... More →
House guests—those friends of your parents who make awkward small talk, tell you how big you've grown, but treat you like you're still in diapers. We know they make you want to tear out all your hair with a toothbrush. We know they make you... More →
little_miss_sparky embraceslife after Potter; are you strong enough to do the same? We're definitely, definitely not.—Sparkitors
On July 15, the final film in the Harry Potter series will be released.... More →
Are you about to have the summeriest summer since that teen movie about a really great summer? Of course you are! Your summer is going to be all kinds of fantastic, because we said so! You're going to need to keep a record of events,... More →
We spent the last 3 hours trying to think up an elaborate joke about "reindeer games," but alas, we got nothin'. So just enjoy this adorable pic of asweetdream361, whose pup is celebrating Christmas in June.... More →
Courtney Guthis so blocked, she's basically Leonardo DiCaprio. —Sparkitors
As I write this, it's 12:03 AM. My problem: this article was due three minutes ago, and I’ve encountered that which all writers fear—writer’s block. Gasp! Yes. Writer’s block is terrible, terrible predicament for... More →
What the what? Talie needs to write a How To Get Every Boy To Fall in Love With You book. —Sparkitors
I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off due to all the craziness that commences before graduation. And... More →
June 20-24 is going to be the most magnificent week of your life. During those five days, you will be thrown heart-first into the sappy, sentimental event of the century: CRUSH WEEKON SPARKLIFE.
No one can escape Crush... More →
We recently got an email from a stressed out Sparkler who can't decide whether to load up on APs next year. We think she deserves some advice from the real schedule experts, you guys! Here's what she told us...
I know school just ended (for me... More →