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Ten Reasons Bacon Is Overrated

By ContributorJanuary 21, 2011
Professed bacon-enjoyer sgtpepper191 put aside her plate of pig to play devil’s advocate. Will she convince you? –Sparkitors Recently, the Sparkitors issued a challenge to the Sparklers to come up with ten reasons bacon is overrated. Now, I like bacon as... More  →
Ten Reasons Bacon Is Overrated

Never Been Kissed in Michigan: Part 5!

By ContributorJanuary 21, 2011
thenameselodie has got a man in her sights. Now what?—Sparkitors First things first: I need to acknowledge the veritable tidal wave of comments my last post received about the totally nerdy (yet absolutely sexy) Spencer Reid from Criminal... More  →
Never Been Kissed in Michigan: Part 5!

My Crush is a Classic TV Character

By ContributorJanuary 21, 2011
minuet_in_g has some interesting taste in men; most of these guys are older than us, and we are ANCIENT.—Sparkitors I love classic TV shows. Sometimes, I even enjoy them more than the garbage that's on television today (*cough*Jersey Shore*cough*). Classic... More  →
My Crush is a Classic TV Character

The Think Tank: Draco Gets Divalicious Up In This Joint

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 21, 2011
Last week in the Think Tank, Seamus flashed his sass in sparkly pantalones, and this week, he's got some competition: Draco Malfoy is about to shake things up with his delicious new dress robes (made from the fur of an endangered Siberian jaguar,... More  →
The Think Tank: Draco Gets Divalicious Up In This Joint

The Trials of a Short Sophomore

By ContributorJanuary 21, 2011
sark2013 may not be tall, but at least she's hilarious. –Sparkitors Let’s get one thing straight: I don't think I'm THAT short. I may be just 4'11, but at least I'm taller than Snooki! Still, there are a few situations where my relative smallness... More  →
The Trials of a Short Sophomore

4 Things You Didn't Know About Scholastic Bowl Nerds

By ContributorJanuary 20, 2011
bit90 is about to let you in on the secret life of some really great geeks.—Sparkitors If you've never heard of Scholastic Bowl/Quiz Bowl/Trivia Bowl/Super-Smart People Who Have No Life Bowl, I don't blame you. We lurk in the... More  →
4 Things You Didn't Know About Scholastic Bowl Nerds

What Your Morning Prep Routine Says About You

By Ashley SpencerJanuary 19, 2011
What's your morning routine like? Does it involve hair curlers? Stopping at McD’s for a giant iced coffee and Egg McMuffin? Washing your face? (We totally wash our faces—if there's potential for face-sucking after an intense study sesh in our immediate future.) Wonder what your... More  →
What Your Morning Prep Routine Says About You

New Series Alert: Ask Jono

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 19, 2011
You Sparklers have been asking for a male advice columnist to complement Auntie for, like, ever. So here he is, your very own Jon Skindzier, advice-giver extraordinaire! —Sparkitors Hi, everybody. I'm Jon, a human on the internet, and this is my new advice column,... More  →
New Series Alert: Ask Jono

The Daily Trials of an English Major: Things I'll Miss When I Return to College

By ContributorJanuary 19, 2011
"Now it’s time to say goodbye to all our company. M-I-C…” Sorry, I seem to have Disney on the brain. I’m back from a nice break in Florida, and my return to campus is quickly approaching. As a means of procrastination self-reflection, I’ve decided... More  →
The Daily Trials of an English Major: Things I'll Miss When I Return to College

Blogging My High School Blood Drive

By ContributorJanuary 19, 2011
nonickname34 does a good deed, saves a few lives, and gets Oreos when she's done. Sign us up!—Sparkitors My school recently hosted its annual blood drive, and I decided to blog the experience of giving blood for the very first time.... More  →
 Blogging My High School Blood Drive