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You Know You're From Martha's Vineyard When...

By ContributorApril 20, 2011
Sounds nice, theoreticalgrrl. We're gonna come visit, okay?—Sparkitors Martha's Vineyard is a picturesque little island off the coast of Massachusetts, and a popular destination for presidents (Kennedys, Clintons, and Obamas, anyone?) and celebrities (Lady Gaga just bought a... More  →
You Know You're From Martha's Vineyard When...

11 Reasons Spring is the Best Season for Romance

By ContributorApril 20, 2011

'olwhatshername continues her proud tradition of season-based romance posts!—Sparkitors

Sparklers of all ages and sizes, I have an announcement. Cupid’s got a case of spring fever, which means I’m here (yet again) to help you land a hug-buddy,

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11 Reasons Spring is the Best Season for Romance

Blogging Once Upon a Prom: Dream, Part 10

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 20, 2011
There are only 4 weeks, 1 day, 5 hours, and 48 minutes left until prom. Is it just me, or does this book move slower than an asthmatic old man walking backwards up a flight of stairs? Well, maybe the author is just using it... More  →
Blogging Once Upon a Prom: Dream, Part 10

Making My Prom Dress: The Finale!

By ContributorApril 20, 2011
Whimzy finally finishes her dress—and it's absolutely breath-taking!—Sparkitors Here it is, guys: the dress is done. Finally!  I know the wait has been long, and I'm sure you're all dying to hear how Prom went down, so without further ado, here's my last... More  →
Making My Prom Dress: The Finale!

Faye's Quest for a Prom Date: The Winner!

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 20, 2011
The votes are in. The die has been cast. All bets are on the table. FAYE HAZ A DRESS, PEOPLEZ! Drum-roll, please. Are you ready for this? We don't think you're ready. Go bake us a batch of cookies while you get ready. Are you back with cookies? Good.... More  →
Faye's Quest for a Prom Date: The Winner!

Oh No, Everyone! We Are All Fat.

By Jon_SkindzierApril 20, 2011
The sudden realization that you have somehow become Jabba the Hutt comes to everyone differently. Maybe you're going through your closet and puzzling over why someone has replaced all your clothing with what is clearly a bunch of children's clothes. Maybe you wander past a... More  →
Oh No, Everyone! We Are All Fat.

You Know You're from a (Sheltered) New Jersey Suburb When....

By ContributorApril 19, 2011
SeptembreRea, we're dying to tell a Jersey joke. But we won't. Maybe.—Sparkitors Who cares about the Jersey Shore? We're talking about the New Jersey SUBURBS here. It's much more awesomesauce than some questionable resort on the edge of the Atlantic, packed full... More  →
You Know You're from a (Sheltered) New Jersey Suburb When....

7 Reasons Why Everyone Should Use Lunch Boxes

By ContributorApril 19, 2011

keatonwookie, we love lunch boxes, and we love Oreos, but we're keeping our walrus, okay?—Sparkitors I like lunch boxes. No, I LOVE lunch boxes! Lunch is awesome, and boxes are awesome, so it only makes sense

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7 Reasons Why Everyone Should Use Lunch Boxes

Vocab Word of the Day!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 19, 2011
EPIC VOCAB SHOUT-OUTS from yesterday's post go to: dream.catcher73223: Harry Potter was exuberant when he found out that Snape had passed on to the next dimension (the 11th dimension) and jumped for joy jollily while jestily... More  →
Vocab Word of the Day!

You Know You’re Mormon When...

By ContributorApril 19, 2011
MarauderPrincess, we're not sure what all this is, but we're sure that it's funny!—Sparkitors There have been lots of "You Know You're From" posts lately, but I'm not here to talk about location. I'm here to talk about... More  →
You Know You’re Mormon When...