Every moment leading up to a first kiss is wrought with tension and anxiety. What if they push me away? What if I’m bad at it? What if it’s the wrong time?
But then, the magic moment happens. You kiss, and it’s... More →
Straight from the minds of some of your most diabolical Sploggers (Josh Perilo, Chrissie Gruebel, and Brandon Specktor, who would clearly make terrible bullies) come some of the world's least effective insults. Use them with care; they have the potential to wound very, very deeply. (And... More →
I am the shadow in the back corner of the dining hall. I am the ghost in your classroom, the unseen presence at any function offering free pizza. I am the ninja of the library and the reason you think visiting high schoolers are constantly... More →
1. When he kisses you, steampunk music erupts from the warehouse next door, as if by magic.
2. His recipe for vegan potato chowder includes a dash of James Franco.
3. Your crush can’t read the recipe for steel cut groats without his Buddy Holly glasses on.
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Hey, all you Starkids! Yeah, you, who love A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, and Starship, and have sort of mixed feelings about Me and My Dick. (Dan Bergstein, you may wait outside.) Have you seen Starkid’s latest amazing thing, Holy Musical, B@man?... More →
Yes, that is right, dear “Reiders” (can I start calling you that now? I feel like we’re close enough for such terms of affection), I am starting a new weekly advice column here on The MindHut. The concept is simple: ask me for advice, and... More →
It's the end of an era, Sparklers. I used to think of myself as a paragon of oral health, an exemplar of the dental ideal, an inspiration to hygienists everywhere. But today, I have been stripped of those titles. Today, I had my first cavity... More →
1. Fix Something. Together. Then you'll know if you can work together, or if you make each other want to @*&$#(@#^@&#$!ing kill each other. Stay away from things that can explode or damage polyester. In fact, try something that is impossible not to fix, so... More →
Frankly, I'm terrified of all y'all. Judging from last week's stories, you butts could get totally ILLEGAL up in this joint if you had to. Remind me never to kidnap your crush and hold him for ransom. (Wait—TOO LATE! Just kidding. Maybe.) I'm... More →