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Get That "Red Lip Classic Thing You Like" for Prom: Allison Shows You How!

Get That "Red Lip Classic Thing You Like" for Prom: Allison Shows You How!

By Allison EmmApril 3, 2015
Have you considered arriving at prom BY FIRE ENGINE? Because these flaming hot lava lips are the perfect accessory for your carefully picked out prom outfit.It's you, me, TSwizz and red lip forever: LET'S DO THIS LOOK. More  →

Angora Show Rabbits Are the Best Thing You Will Encounter This Week

By Janet ManleyApril 3, 2015
Hot on the heels of Buttons the Rabbit's triumph in our Instagram Pet Bracket comes the National Angora Show, the "Westminster Dog Show" of rabbits, according to the New York Times. IT IS ALL RABBIT NEWS ALL THE TIME, AND THIS... More  →
Angora Show Rabbits Are the Best Thing You Will Encounter This Week

Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Stand This Friend of My Friends

By kat_rosenfieldApril 2, 2015
Auntie, my situation is dire. I started this year with complete new people and I'd like to think I made some good friends. But every one needs a group of close friends, so these four girls and I got rather close. However, one of the girls... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Stand This Friend of My Friends

Eight Ladies (and One Special Dude) We'd Love to See as POTUS

By Elisabeth GeierApril 2, 2015
Ahhh, springtime before an election year in America: the birds are singing, bees are buzzing, and middle-aged men are announcing their candidacy for president! With the first Republican candidate officially starting his campaign (sidebar: am I the only one who always pictures Tom Cruise when... More  →
Eight Ladies (and One Special Dude) We'd Love to See as POTUS

Other Terrible Presents From the Wizard of Oz

By andrew joanisApril 2, 2015
Given how beloved The Wizard of Oz is, it's safe to assume that everyone has forgotten what a TOTAL PHONEY the wizard is with his giant gift box of white elephant junk. Imagine spending Christmas with this guy: "Oh, a gold tchotchke shaped like a heart, made out of cheap pla More  →
Other Terrible Presents From the Wizard of Oz

Promposals: Better to Have Asked and Gotten a No, Than Never to Have Asked At All

By Christi ChielloApril 2, 2015
IT'S¬†PRE-PROM PREP TIME! (#PPPT! Okay not the best hashtag). This time of year can be stressful (because finals; because Teen Wolf isn't back until June 29) and finding a date for prom is often the most stressful part! Popping the big prom proposal can seem... More  →
Promposals: Better to Have Asked and Gotten a No, Than Never to Have Asked At All

Ask Jono: My Guy Friend Is Acting Weird and Confusing!

By Jon_SkindzierApril 2, 2015
Dear Jono, So I don't really know how to start this so let's just dive in and get this going, shall we? I'm currently a junior in high school and I have this "friend" (not really anymore, but you'll see why) who I've been pretty close to... More  →
Ask Jono: My Guy Friend Is Acting Weird and Confusing!

Play D.C. Class Trip Bingo

By Jason SaenzApril 2, 2015
Old monuments! History! The birth place of politics! No, I'm not talking about ancient Greece. I'm talking about our nation's capital, Washington D.C. Every class should take a trip to see how our government is run (here's a clue: slowly), plus eat all that astronaut... More  →
Play D.C. Class Trip Bingo

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell Him I Love Him If Our Future Is Uncertain?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 1, 2015
Dear Auntie, I am a senior in college and have been in a great relationship with a guy for about four months now. We were friends for a long time before we started dating. I want to take the next step and tell him that I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell Him I Love Him If Our Future Is Uncertain?
THEY'RE BACK & BETTER-ISH THAN EVER: The Triumphant Return of ALL-CAPS RECAPS

THEY'RE BACK & BETTER-ISH THAN EVER: The Triumphant Return of ALL-CAPS RECAPS

By Chelsea DaggerApril 1, 2015
BUTTSKIS, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. I've let my side-career as an amateur fro-yo taste-tester (my findings thus far=ANY FLAVOR IS GOOD IF YOU ADD $9 WORTH OF COOKIE DOUGH)¬†distract me from what's most important in life: CELEBRITIES, OUTFITS, AND ALL-CAPS. Because I've been spen More  →