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Where the Hogwarts Gang Would Go to College

By Janet and EmilyMay 2, 2016
It's college acceptance deadline day, with seniors across the country deciding whether to board the Harvard Express (Malia!!!!) or the Rutgers Express (Amtrak) come September. But where would the Hogwarts crowd go post-Voldemort? Would Hermione really go to Brown, or is the More  →
Where the Hogwarts Gang Would Go to College

The Jedi Test

By Janet ManleyMay 2, 2016
None of that midichlorian nonsense. Let's go! ... More  →
The Jedi Test

Auntie SparkNotes: Will Anyone Marry an Asexual?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2016
ATTENTION, SPARKLERS! Starting in May, Auntie SparkNotes will be running on a new schedule, with columns posting Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Questions should still be directed to the usual inbox. Complaints about the schedule change should be directed to YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR. Hi Auntie, If I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Will Anyone Marry an Asexual?

What to Do When You're Stepping into the Post-Graduation Void

By Christopher CalogeroApril 29, 2016
You did it! You graduated college. What a relief, right? Time to take a load off. After all, you’ve been in school for most of your life and you made it to the end. What’s this? Everyone you know has a job waiting for them?... More  →
What to Do When You're Stepping into the Post-Graduation Void

Real Talk: What I Learned When My Boyfriend Cheated on Me

By Kelly HoffmacherApril 29, 2016
First things first: there’s no right or wrong way to deal with your S.O.’s infidelity. For some, there’s no moving beyond a partner's betrayal. It’s not possible to trust them again. For others, cheating is the end the culmination of a lot of things gone wrong between... More  →
Real Talk: What I Learned When My Boyfriend Cheated on Me

Blogging The Great Gatsby: Part 9 (The One Where This Disastrous Sex Party Reaches Its Inevitable Conclusion)

By ElodieApril 29, 2016
Catch up on the entire Blogging Gatsby series right here! When last we spoke, Jay Gatsby the sexy orphan war hero passed away peacefully in his sleep after being violently assassinated in his own swimming pool. He ultimately left the world jazzier and... More  →
Blogging <em>The Great Gatsby</em>: Part 9 (The One Where This Disastrous Sex Party Reaches Its Inevitable Conclusion)

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Parents I'm Seeing a Psychologist?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 28, 2016
Dear Auntie, I've had problems with sleep for a long time. I'm not sure how long, because I'm familiar with that mentality of my internal monologue telling me i'm making a fuss out of nothing, so tend to ignore stuff. But anyway, I don't remember... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Tell My Parents I'm Seeing a Psychologist?

Real Talk: I've Been Dating the Same Person Since High School

By Andrew TavinApril 28, 2016

When someone asks me how long I've been with my girlfriend, I always pause a moment before answering so they can get ready for what I’m about to say. Seven years—part of which was high school—hasn't... More  →

Real Talk: I've Been Dating the Same Person Since High School

Which Doctor from Doctor Who Are You?

By Josh PeriloApril 28, 2016
Last week the BBC announced that Pearl Mackie will be the 12th Doctor's new companion. We are psyched! So to celebrate, we've decided to help all of you rabid Whovians figure out which regeneration of the Doctor you really are. Keep in mind, this... More  →
Which Doctor from <i>Doctor Who</i> Are You?

A Game That Simulates Russian Roulette, Except with Balloons, ACTUALLY EXISTS

By Josh PeriloApril 28, 2016
The item that the boys look at this week is pretty dark. It's shaped like a gun and the game itself encourages the players to try and shoot each other. It even simulates a gunshot sound with an exploding balloon. OOF. WHO THOUGHT OF THIS... More  →
A Game That Simulates Russian Roulette, Except with Balloons, ACTUALLY EXISTS