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June Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierJune 12, 2017
They say that blood is thicker than water, Aries, but do not offer your dad a glass of blood this month, even if you forgot it was Father’s Day and the only thing you have on you is blood. And remember what Socrates said: “I don’t want any more socks or ties.” He nev More  →
June Horoscopes!

Auntie SparkNotes: Don't Sit So Close to Me

By kat_rosenfieldJune 12, 2017
Hey, Auntie! So I've been friends with this guy for about two or three years now. Let's call him C. I consider him one of my best friends. I can tell him anything and it's comfortable. This year, he is in my high school biology class... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Don't Sit So Close to Me

What's Your Kissing Style?

By Elaine AtwellJune 12, 2017
Look. Nobody's a good kisser right out of the gate. Kissing is both very natural and super weird. Like, why is someone else's tongue in my mouth? It's sort of a single-occupancy situation. Nevertheless, chances are that at some point, you will experience one or... More  →
What's Your Kissing Style?

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Get My Crush's Number?

By kat_rosenfieldJune 9, 2017
Dear Auntie, I'm a junior in high school, and I've never been very good at making friends. This year, I started becoming friends with a girl in my grade and spending lunch with her and her friends. There's about 10-12 of us on any given day,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Get My Crush's Number?

5 Awkward Summer Situations That Will Probably Definitely Happen To You

By ElodieJune 9, 2017
"I hate summer and the vast freedom and warm weather that accompany it," says nobody. Face it, summer’s great. There are, however, some awkward situations that are pretty much summer-specific, and at least 60% of them are 100% guaranteed to happen to you. The situation: Cutting... More  →
5 Awkward Summer Situations That Will Probably Definitely Happen To You

12 Ways to Tell You're About to Have a Summer Romance

By ElodieJune 8, 2017
It’s summertime, which means we're all being divvied up into "people who are having a summer romance" and "people who are not having one." To tell you the truth, I always thought summer romances were going to be a bigger deal than they turned out to... More  →
12 Ways to Tell You're About to Have a Summer Romance

Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Won't Confide In Me

By kat_rosenfieldJune 7, 2017
Hi Auntie! My boyfriend of seven months doesn't want to talk to me about his issues. I suspect he's struggling with his mental health and I really want to help, it's worrying me a lot. He turns to our friends instead, and although I'm happy he... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Won't Confide In Me