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We Want to Read Your Fortunes: Send Us Your Palms, Tea Leaves, Tarot Cards and Spooky Words You Find in Your Alphabet Soup

By Janet ManleyJanuary 12, 2015
TODAY IS NOT THE FIRST TIME we have withdrawn the velvet curtain from our seeing eyes and looked piercingly into your souls like the Nazgul. We have previously analyzed your avatars and sung all the colors of your auras. BUT NOW WE WANT YOUR... More  →
We Want to Read Your Fortunes: Send Us Your Palms, Tea Leaves, Tarot Cards and Spooky Words You Find in Your Alphabet Soup

Flow Chart: Find Out Where You Will Be in Ten Years

By Ashley Brooke RobertsJanuary 12, 2015
Despite the best efforts of your guidance counselor, you are likely doomed to study four years of mathematics at university and end up a professional pet neuterer—the crystal ball is indeed cloudy, with a chance of meatballs. The reason it is so difficult to predict... More  →
Flow Chart: Find Out Where You Will Be in Ten Years

Auntie SparkNotes: Do I Have a Shot at Getting Back with My Ex?

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 9, 2015
Dear Auntie, I recently graduated high school, and about a month ago, I broke up with my boyfriend of 13 months. Well, technically he broke up with me, but it was my fault. It's a long story but the short version is we attended the same... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Do I Have a Shot at Getting Back with My Ex?
Which Internet Cat Are You?

Which Internet Cat Are You?

By Rebecca Jane StokesJanuary 9, 2015
Being a celebrity is great, but fame has its drawbacks (not being able to order pizza anonymously, being put onto "worst dressed" lists for wearing something you thought was fun). Being a CAT CELEBRITY has no such drawbacks. As an internet meme, life is a joyous cocktail of More  →

Benedict Cumberbatch is Going to Be a Father! THE CUMBERBABY IS NIGH!

By ElodieJanuary 9, 2015
Exciting things are happening for Benedict Cumberbatch. His cheekbones are becoming stronger by the day, The Imitation Game is being hailed as "OUTSTANDING" by critics (and as "TERRIBLE, IT RUINED MY LIFE, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO SEE IT" by us), and now he's expecting a baby... More  →
Benedict Cumberbatch is Going to Be a Father! THE CUMBERBABY IS NIGH!

Kaley Cuoco Apparently Says Feminism Is "Not Really Something I Think About" and That's Probably OK

By Valerie BurnJanuary 9, 2015
Redbook recently interviewed Big Bang star Kaley Cuoco (who is apparently going by Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, as she was recently married, but no one knows her by that yet, so we're sticking with plain ol' Cuoco), and of course The Question about feminism came up. Because... More  →
Kaley Cuoco Apparently Says Feminism Is

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Scared to Express My Negative Feelings

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 8, 2015
Dear Auntie, I'm currently in grade 11, and as far as I know I've never experienced any life-altering trauma. But I have a problem: emotions terrify me. I'm not saying I don't have emotions, (I'm not a futuristic robot don't worry!) but I repress them to the... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Scared to Express My Negative Feelings

How Cold Is It Where You Live?

By Janet ManleyJanuary 8, 2015
If you live in the U.S., chances are school was canceled today due to HIGH RISK OF EYEBROW LOSS in the sub-zero temps that have settled over the land. But just how cold is cold? Depends on where you live. Revisit this handy infographic that... More  →
How Cold Is It Where You Live?

Thanks To Teen Mom, You Probably Aren't Pregnant Right Now

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 8, 2015
Because you are a smart, savvy, culturally literate young tadpole, you've probably heard of the wildly classy MTV program known as 16 and Pregnant, as well as its spinoff series, Teen Mom. But what you might not know is that back when these shows first... More  →
Thanks To <i>Teen Mom,</i> You Probably Aren't Pregnant Right Now