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Why Sparklers are Awesome

By cece_fredzillaOctober 12, 2012
This just in: Sparklers have been scientifically proven to be the best people to ever have existed! It's true! It got the Cave Johnson seal of approval and everything! No, I'm kidding. But Sparklers are pretty darn awesome. That much is true--and, in my opinion, they are... More  →

Should Faye End Her Relationship with Ash?

By FayeOctober 12, 2012
You know when you were a little kid and all you wanted to do was grow up? Yeah, that changes when you hit sophomore year of college. Now I’d really like it if time could just stop… or at least slow down a little bit. Grownup... More  →
Should Faye End Her Relationship with Ash?

A Farewell To Unicorns

By Brandon SpecktorOctober 12, 2012
We're reading The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling. This is our 11th and final installment of the book club. Join our discussion in the comments! In case you found yourself on this page by accident or through general unicorn love...MASSIVE, PLANETARY SPOILERS BELOW!!! Ok, then. The final... More  →
A Farewell To Unicorns

Next Week is Secrets Week!

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 12, 2012
EXCITING NEWS, SPARKLEBUTTS (even more exciting than the news that Joseph Gordon-Levitt's attorney has finally lifted the restraining order against me, due in large part to the fact that I kidnapped him and forced him to listen to me sing More  →
Next Week is Secrets Week!

Let's Help this Sparkler's Cookie Essay Taste a Little Sweeter

By Brandon SpecktorOctober 12, 2012
Sparkler confuzzledmuggle wrote this essay for the common college application, and elected the "choose your own topic" topic. This itself is a brave move that tells reviewers right away "my splendid yet disciplined imagination NEED NOT BE CONTAINED by your draconian attempts to... More  →
Let's Help this Sparkler's Cookie Essay Taste a Little Sweeter

Dating With Science: A Lack of Women Makes Guys Spend More Money

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 12, 2012
Science Fact: Guys are more likely to make impulsive spending decisions if they believe that available women are scarce. Explanation: If you're a guy, and one without a ton of money, you've probably been in a situation where you spent some of it... More  →
Dating With Science: A Lack of Women Makes Guys Spend More Money

The Greatest Collection of Gamer-Inspired Jewelry Ever!

By ChauntonOctober 12, 2012
All hard-core gamers like to carry their gamer identity with them in when they're not mashing buttons in front of the screen. Here is a collection of bad-ass Etsy accessories that will let you rep your favorite games wherever you go. More  →
The Greatest Collection of Gamer-Inspired Jewelry Ever!

Is Here Comes the Boom Worth Watching?

By Josh SorokachOctober 12, 2012
I cannot begin this review without addressing the elephant in the movie theater. The fact that Here Comes the Boom is not titled Here Comes the Boom! is quite possibly the greatest cinematic error in the storied history of the human race. If I saw... More  →
Is Here Comes the Boom Worth Watching?

Why Does Everybody Like The Catcher in the Rye?

By Mr. JonesOctober 12, 2012
A high school English teacher tackles your questions. Q: Why does everybody love The Catcher in the Rye soooo much? I just read it and it was awful. Holden was whiny and annoying, not to mention pretentious. So why do all my classmates think he's... More  →
Why Does Everybody Like The Catcher in the Rye?