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Doctor Who Trash Cans to Unicorn Meat... All on One Site!

By Vadim NewquistOctober 4, 2012
In order to survive, man needs the basics: air, food, water, and shelter. But after all that, if you've got a few bucks left over, why not go for a Star Ship Enterprise pizza slicer or a plushy Alien face-sucker? Well, it just so happens that this awesome website called Thin More  →
Doctor Who Trash Cans to Unicorn Meat... All on One Site!

Reviewing Metalhead's College Essay

By Josh SorokachOctober 4, 2012
When I casually mentioned to a friend that I'd be helping the youth of America with their college essays, my former friend and current acquaintance replied: "Really? No offense, but you're not exactly a paradigm of academic achievement." I immediately went to my local dictionary... More  →
Reviewing Metalhead's College Essay

How to Ghost a Hot Guy

By TalieOctober 4, 2012
Okay, so I’m taking this British Literature Class (WHICH IS SO FREAKIN' AWESOME), and it makes me want to speak as if I am a writer from the Neoclassical Era (yep, I’m learning stuffs). So I do apologize if I randomly get all Neoclassicalian up... More  →
How to Ghost a Hot Guy

Historical Proof That Guys Have Always Been Jerks

By Scott GreenstoneOctober 4, 2012
"Men don't know the meaning of chivalry anymore." "Guys don't know what it is to be a gentleman in this day and age." How often do we hear this? Like, much. The common belief is that men in general used to be a lot more awesome than... More  →
Historical Proof That Guys Have Always Been Jerks

The Best Icebreakers to Spark Conversation with Your In-Class Crush

By Valerie BurnOctober 3, 2012
The best thing about starting a new school year is hope. Possibility. Dreams. The chance to start new. The chance to meet a new friend. Or, reunite with old ones. In short, anything is possible. It is also a great time to ignite—or reignite—crushes. Crushes, new... More  →
The Best Icebreakers to Spark Conversation with Your In-Class Crush

Science Fiction vrs Fantasy: Science Fiction Wins by a Parsec!

By Becky FerreiraOctober 3, 2012
Last week, fellow Mastermind Robert Isenberg made the case that fantasy is better than science fiction. I heartily disagree, and I know my fellow scifi nerds will back me on this (provided they take a little break from ray gun target practice). To... More  →
Science Fiction vrs Fantasy: Science Fiction Wins by a Parsec!

The Casual Vacancy Book Club Part 5: Kids Rule, Adults Die in Wicker Baskets

By Brandon SpecktorOctober 3, 2012
I've gotta go carve some energy-efficient, bio-degradable apple core coffins for the local funeral parlor, so today's Book Club will be brief. A few notes about "Friday," "Saturday," and the end of Act One (1/3rd of the way through this mamajama, guys!) : We jumped from... More  →
The Casual Vacancy Book Club Part 5: Kids Rule, Adults Die in Wicker Baskets

Dating With Science: Guys Don't Remember Things The Same Way Girls Do

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 3, 2012
Science Fact: Women remember arguments better than men; both sexes remember different details about everyday things. Explanation: Imagine a couple having a mundane argument. It should be based on something that's at least potentially forgettable; like, "Why don't you ever remember stuff about my... More  →
Dating With Science: Guys Don't Remember Things The Same Way Girls Do

The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Death Scenes of All Time

By Vadim NewquistOctober 3, 2012
Recently, the internet crowned a particular death scene from the little known Turkish film Karate Girl as the all-time worst death scene caught on celluloid. The utter crappitude of this clip cannot be argued. It is, pound for pound, the most poorly shot and ridiculously... More  →
The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Death Scenes of All Time

Pirate Jokes That Don't Stink

By Scott GreenstoneOctober 3, 2012
Yes, Talk Like a Pirate Day was last month. Yes, Pirates of the Caribbean 5 isn't slated to come out until 2015. And pirate jokes? Pirate jokes have always been pretty lame if you're talking about ones like, "What did the pirate pay... More  →
Pirate Jokes That Don't Stink