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Sh*t Girls Say When You Take Their Photo

By Melissa AlbertJuly 27, 2012
Step 1: Pull out your camera at a social gathering. Step 2: Watch the agony that ensues! Everyone wants to look good in your photos, but only the shameless will admit that they want to look good in your photos. Here's the sh*t girls say... More  →
Sh*t Girls Say When You Take Their Photo

The Do's and Don'ts of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse at the Beach

By ContributorJuly 27, 2012
The last thing you would expect during a day at the beach is for your sunbathing to be interrupted by a vicious hoard of zombies. But hey, the undead wait for no one, and they especially won’t wait for your vacation. So what should you... More  →
The Do's and Don'ts of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse at the Beach

Sleeping Beauty Is a Total Stalker in this New Fairytale Comedy

By Brandon SpecktorJuly 27, 2012
With a batch of titles like Snow White and The Huntsman, Red Riding Hood, and the upcoming Angelina Jolie firebreather Maleficent giving our fairytales the same gray-tinted, hyper moody makeover and over and over, we're beginning to feel a bit like Rapunzel—all tower-pent,... More  →
Sleeping Beauty Is a Total Stalker in this New Fairytale Comedy

12 Totally True Facts About the Olympics

By RG DanielsJuly 27, 2012
The Olympics start today! Lucky for you, we're here with all of these facts that are so true, you might actually die from the true-ness of them. Well, probably not, but you could be hospitalized. Melvin Dimperfunk was the first guy to start chanting "U-S-A!" at the... More  →
12 Totally True Facts About the Olympics

How to Make Your Locker Grade A

By SissyJuly 27, 2012
Obsessed with outfitting yourself for another great year? This semester, set yourself up for success with a locker that does more than just store stuff. Make it a place that is not only organized, but also suited to your unique personality. Here’s how you maximize... More  →
How to Make Your Locker Grade A

A REAL Steampunk Computer and 5 other TED Talks to Geek Out About

By Brandon SpecktorJuly 27, 2012
Here's one for your steampunk novels, gearheads: the first effective computer was designed in the 1830s, powered by steam, cogs and punchcards, and filled a room the size of a locomotive. In his recent TED talk, "The greatest machine that never was," computer programmer John Graham-Cumming... More  →
A REAL Steampunk Computer and 5 other TED Talks to Geek Out About

Can You Finish Talie's Song?

By TalieJuly 27, 2012
Let me begin by explaining my three-week disappearance. Two words, Sparkle-cupcakes: FINALS WEEK. The one week out of the whole semester that somehow manages to bring out the worst in us whilst literally putting in the best in us… by consuming as much deliciously sugary... More  →
Can You Finish Talie's Song?

MORE Defunct Olympic Events

By RG DanielsJuly 26, 2012
The 2012 Olympics are almost upon us! We can't stop thinking about all of the events that should exist (if only the Olympic Committee would answer our emails). Children tossing. An event that measured the how far competitors can toss small children. Controversy surrounded this event... More  →
MORE Defunct Olympic Events

The 3 Things I'm Wearing All Summer

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 26, 2012
Unlike the uber-fashionable Jenny, this summer has been one long doldrum for me in the style department... because for the past two months, and I'm not even kidding, I've worn a variation on the same favorite outfit every single day. Maybe it's laziness, but... More  →
The 3 Things I'm Wearing All Summer

How to Pull off the Disney Princess Look in the 21st Century

By ContributorJuly 26, 2012
Unless you're one of the lucky few with the privilege of going to Comic-con, chances are that wearing a taffeta ball gown in public will earn you some stares. To the dismay of some, almost every little girl has dreamt about being one... More  →
How to Pull off the Disney Princess Look in the 21st Century